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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #330 on: February 05, 2009, 09:56:49 PM »
Ha!  Nice on Loli!

Ax:  Ok, so a man walked into a bar and said Ouch!
Marco:  Nice one, Ax!
Rachel:  But...It has violence in it!  Thats...bad!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #331 on: February 06, 2009, 02:38:59 PM »


Marco: *morphs himself into Rachel and begin to strip* LALALALA lalala
Jake and Cassie: AAAAAAAAA... *both of them decides to flee away from him - as they see Rachel coming*
Rachel: *stand behind Marco's back and grunt to let him know she is there*...


OK I think everyone knows my sense of humour by now so...


Tom: Rachel, I didn't know you had an identical twin... Hey Rachel's twin, could you tell Rachel to get her clothes on again.
Rachel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TOM COME HERE SO I CAN SKIN YOU ALIVE...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #332 on: February 06, 2009, 04:46:51 PM »
OK, sort of, um, odd humor...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #333 on: February 06, 2009, 07:03:21 PM »
random non-nothlit taxxon: (any english word)

Ok I know it's quite late but I can resist... (Anyone: but they speak fluent Finnish)

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #334 on: February 06, 2009, 09:55:11 PM »
...no one can speak fluent finnish? not even finnish people? scary...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #335 on: February 07, 2009, 06:51:26 AM »
You haven't heard Danish then...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #336 on: February 07, 2009, 11:52:53 AM »
"My name is Jake. Just Jake. I can't tell you my last name is Berenson or that, oh wait...son of a"

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #337 on: February 07, 2009, 12:18:02 PM »
"My name is Jake. Just Jake. I can't tell you my last name is Berenson or that, oh wait...son of a"

LOL!!!! this one made me laugh.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #338 on: February 07, 2009, 02:13:33 PM »
"My name is Jake. Just Jake. I can't tell you my last name is Berenson or that, oh wait...son of a"

LOL!!!! this one made me laugh.

Me too, haha!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #339 on: February 07, 2009, 02:24:09 PM »
Hey, guys, I found some quotes that I'd posted on a board like this in oldRAF!  Ready?  Here goes:

Any Helmacron: <Guys, I think we should leave the humans alone.  They're too big and powerful for us to conquer.>

Marco: "You know, I'm starting to think maybe there's a reason I don't seem to have very good luck with girls . . . "

Visser Three: <No, Tobias.  I am your father.>

[spoiler]The Ellimist: "Control, Alt, DELETE!"
Rachel: XP[/spoiler]

Taylor: "Hey, Tobias, you know I was just messing with you, right?"

Cassie: "And then . . . and then . . . THE TREE HUGGED ME BACK!!!!"

Any of the Animorphs: "Aw f***ing h*ll.  F*** this sh*t.  Those god****ed Yeerks just f***ed everything up, those f***ing b*s**rds."

Either Cassie or Marco: "Guys, this is serious.  I just realized I don't know my last name!"

Elfangor: <Right when I think I understand genetics, I find out that I have fathered a red-tailed hawk.>

Visser Three: <Look at that animal!  It's probably not an Andalite!>

Jake: "Hey, you know how I always have such a hard time making good decisions?  Well, I got this eight-ball . . . "

Visser One: "I can't believe it took you so long to figure out that the Andalite bandits were human!"
Visser Three: <Yeah, well, 'human bandits' just doesn't quite have the same ring to it.>

George Edelman: "Instant maple-and-ginger oatmeal.  It's deliriously delicious!"

Ax: <. . . and that is how Andalite morphing technology created the platypus.>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #340 on: February 07, 2009, 02:28:23 PM »
Nice Nothlit!  I love them all, especially the spoiler!

Marco's Dad:  Marco, I'm thinking about getting my old job back.
Marco:  No Dad, I like you better as a janitor!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #341 on: February 07, 2009, 02:46:32 PM »
Ax: <. . . and that is how Andalite morphing technology created the platypus.>

Hahaha I like this one.
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« Reply #342 on: February 07, 2009, 02:48:06 PM »
ahaha those are funny!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #343 on: February 07, 2009, 03:23:04 PM »
Cassie: "And then . . . and then . . . THE TREE HUGGED ME BACK!!!!"

Jake: WHAT!!... SHE IS MINE YOU GHASTLY, WORTHLESS TREE *cut the tree into matchsticks in 3 seconds*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #344 on: February 07, 2009, 03:24:42 PM »
Cassie: "And then . . . and then . . . THE TREE HUGGED ME BACK!!!!"

Jake: WHAT!!... SHE IF MINE YOU GHASTLY, WORTHLESS TREE *cut the tree into matchsticks in 3 seconds*
Cassie:  Aww Jake!  That's so sweet.  I love it when you get protective like that  :-*
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