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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #300 on: January 27, 2009, 02:34:44 AM »
lol, thanks guys  ;D

I got the idea from one of the books, I just can't remember which one right now XD
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #301 on: January 31, 2009, 01:00:09 PM »
*Jake comes home from school and find a note on his door*

Dear Jake
Tobias wanted to see you earlier.
He wanted to ask you if Jara Hamee
and Ket Halpak could borrow your room
for some hours, they will have a child.
You wasn't at home at that time so I
told him it was allright

By the way. Tobias keeps YOU responsible
for everything Tom would do to them while
they are at your home

Marco

*Jake takes down the note and go into his room where he meets Jara and Ket (both in his bed) and Marco and Cassie*

Jake: MARCO!!! What do they do?
Jara Hamee: What! Jake! Everyone knows that you need to have sex before you got any children...
Jake: *yells right into the air and start overbreathing
Tobias: *fly in through the window, look around and land on stack of books* OK you can start explaining when you want... You're first Jake WHAT ON EARTH DOES THIS TWO DO IN YOUR ROOM...
Jake: *still overbreathing*... Marco said YOU did it
Marco: *laugh*
Jake: YOU...
Tom: *knocking at the door* Jake what's all that noise? Let me in before I have to destroy this door!!
Cassie: I have an idea. Help me. Quick.
*Cassie, Marco and Jake throws out Jara and Ket through the window in some way. Cassie open the door*
Cassie: Hey Tom! We rearranged the furniture and Marco was singing... *the bed is still standing against the wall in front of the window*
Tom: Eh... OK... Rearranged eh eh I see... And what is this *point at Tobias*
Jake: Oh that... It's...
Marco: It's Cassie's patient * press down Tobias into a bag*
Cassie: MARCO WHAT DO YOU DO WITH TOBI... I mean what do you do with that poor little bird *open the bag*
Tobias: *take revenge on Marco by flying around, screaming and bomb everyone in the room, except Cassie*

*outside*
Rachel: *knock on the door* Jake, your father want to know if you have cleaned up your room yet... *open the door and stand there in shock*
Tobias: *quite what he is doing and land on the books again*
Ax: *force himself past Rachel and into the room* Hey Jake I................ Did the bed really stand like this last time I was here?
Tom: HA what a brilliant way to say it... I like that kid *pound Ax on his back so he fall, as he only have two legs*
Jake: *quite overbreathing and start crying instead*
Rachel: Excuse me! Are anyone going to tell me what's going on here?
« Last Edit: January 31, 2009, 01:17:37 PM by Mira »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #302 on: January 31, 2009, 02:51:06 PM »
haha thats a nice story
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #303 on: January 31, 2009, 06:11:25 PM »
Hey Mira what about you put in something like this in your story

Cassie: Jake, please stop overbreating, you will get a bad headache from it
Jake: I WANT BAD HEADACHE!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #304 on: January 31, 2009, 10:59:06 PM »
Cassie:  What are you, a caveman?!  I want bad headache?!  Next thing I know you'll be grunting like some primitive beast, you moron.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #305 on: February 01, 2009, 03:52:09 AM »
lol very funny one *can't stop laughing*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #306 on: February 01, 2009, 07:47:53 PM »
Quote from: Stasiea on January 31, 2009, 06:11:25 PM
Hey Mira what about you put in something like this in your story

Cassie: Jake, please stop overbreating, you will get a bad headache from it
Jake: I WANT BAD HEADACHE!!
Quote from: Horsefan1023 on January 31, 2009, 10:59:06 PM
Cassie:  What are you, a caveman?!  I want bad headache?!  Next thing I know you'll be grunting like some primitive beast, you moron.

Thanks both of you, I needed something like that :D
Done!!

*Jake comes home from school and find a note on his door*

Dear Jake
Tobias wanted to see you earlier.
He wanted to ask you if Jara Hamee
and Ket Halpak could borrow your room
for some hours, they will have a child.
You wasn't at home at that time so I
told him it was allright

By the way. Tobias keeps YOU responsible
for everything Tom would do to them while
they are at your home

Marco

*Jake takes down the note and go into his room where he meets Jara and Ket (both in his bed) and Marco and Cassie*

Jake: MARCO!!! What do they do?
Jara Hamee: What! Jake! Everyone knows that you need to have sex before you got any children...
Jake: *yells right into the air and start overbreathing
Tobias: *fly in through the window, look around and land on stack of books* OK you can start explaining when you want... You're first Jake WHAT ON EARTH DOES THIS TWO DO IN YOUR ROOM...
Jake: *still overbreathing*... Marco said YOU did it
Marco: *laugh*
Cassie: Jake, please stop overbreating, you will get a bad headache from it
Jake: I WANT BAD HEADACHE!!
Cassie:  What are you, a caveman?!  I want bad headache?!  Next thing I know you'll be grunting like some primitive beast, you moron.
Jake: LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE MARCO. CASSIE THINKS I'M A DOLT... YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS...
Tom: *knocking at the door* Jake what's all that noise? Let me in before I have to destroy this door!!
Cassie: I have an idea. Help me. Quick.
*Cassie, Marco and Jake throws out Jara and Ket through the window in some way. Cassie open the door*
Cassie: Hey Tom! We rearranged the furniture and Marco was singing... *the bed is still standing against the wall in front of the window*
Tom: Eh... OK... Rearranged eh eh I see... And what is this *point at Tobias*
Jake: Oh that... It's...
Marco: It's Cassie's patient * press down Tobias into a bag*
Cassie: MARCO WHAT DO YOU DO WITH TOBI... I mean what do you do with that poor little bird *open the bag*
Tobias: *take revenge on Marco by flying around, screaming and bomb everyone in the room, except Cassie*

*outside*
Rachel: *knock on the door* Jake, your father want to know if you have cleaned up your room yet... *open the door and stand there in shock*
Tobias: *quite what he is doing and land on the books again*
Ax: *force himself past Rachel and into the room* Hey Jake I................ Did the bed really stand like this last time I was here?
Tom: HA what a brilliant way to say it... I like that kid *pound Ax on his back so he fall, as he only have two legs*
Jake: *quite overbreathing and start crying instead*
Rachel: Excuse me! Are anyone going to tell me what's going on here?
« Last Edit: February 05, 2009, 10:55:32 AM by Mira »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #307 on: February 01, 2009, 07:49:18 PM »
the average hork-bajir: *insert something intellectual*
taxxon: "i need to diet"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #308 on: February 01, 2009, 08:59:00 PM »
Quote from: goom on February 01, 2009, 07:49:18 PM
the average hork-bajir: *insert something intellectual*
taxxon: "i need to diet"

the average hork-bajir: EUREKA *runs through the town naked*






another average hork-bajir: E=mc²




Mira: Wait what am I doing? Where am I by the way?
Ax: <Don't look at me I don't know...>
Mira: Hm... WHERE DID YOU CAME FROM?
Dameg: From the same place as I came from, and by the way where did I came from?
goom: I don't know...
Stasiea: OK but is there anyone who knows then?
Azguard: Eh...
Horsefan1023: Maybe... No I don't know either
estrid: I know!
Azguard: What do you know?
Ax: <Do you know how we all got here?>
estrid: Yes. it's so obvious... Mira you're dreaming,
Mira: Am I?
estrid: I think so. You... Or someone of us is dreaming
Dameg: Wait, how come YOU know when the rest of us don't have a clue?
Stasiea: Yes...
estrid: Wait what am I doing? Where am I by the way?
Ax: <Don't look at me I don't know...>
Mira: Wait, didn't this begin this way?
Uza-chan: Hey, where did you all came from?
Arbiter: From the same place as I came from...
Ax: <I don't have a clue what you all are talking about. I don't even know what I'm talking about myself... I'm confused.>
Marco: I'm confused to... Where did I come from. *looks down* HEY MY LEGS ARE GONE, HAVE ANYONE SEEN THEM?
Rachel: Yes one of them is running over there *points at it*
Azugard: And I have the other one here...
Marco: NO WAY!! *pinch himself and falls asleep*
Stasiea: HEY THAT'S IT WE'RE ALL DREAMING........... ..................

*Everyone falls asleep and wakes up again like nothing happened*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #309 on: February 02, 2009, 12:22:22 AM »
haaha the funny thing is how many rafians have had raf/ani dreams for reals? many of us im sure :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #310 on: February 02, 2009, 02:38:25 AM »
Hey, you really dream about me? ^^' Poor thing...
And I don't dream so much about Animorphs... I think about it enough by day when I'm awake! At night, I think more about vampires, death and %$#µ... you see ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #311 on: February 02, 2009, 07:20:43 PM »
Don't blame me. I got the idea from... goom I think. Or from the fact that I'm very ill and couldn't sleep last night.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #312 on: February 02, 2009, 09:56:52 PM »
aww are u feelin better mira?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #313 on: February 03, 2009, 12:52:36 AM »
Do you wanna say Goom dreams about RAFians???  :o
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #314 on: February 03, 2009, 04:36:57 AM »
haha, my first RAFian dream involved touquie. lol
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