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Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« on: January 27, 2009, 10:00:21 AM »
I thought this would make an interesting poll. Both characters are funny in there own way. You have Marco with his sarcasm and stating the obvious. And Ax who seems to either stumble upon humor accidentally or makes a really funny observation or lacks understanding about humanity in general. Either way, cast your vote and post some of your favorite lines to make your point! :)

#28 The Experiment; One of my fav books, here are a few good quotes from it

       ________
Ax: <Yes, she is hot. This is why she often wears less artificial skin.>
Marco: "Yeah, well, I think you may have your cause and effect turned around
there."
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<lf the Yeerks wished to kill a lot of humans they could
simply use their Dracon beams from orbit to ignite the atmosphere and
incinerate all life on the planet.>
Everybody turned to stare at me.
"Well. There's a happy thought," Marco said with what I believe is a
tone of voice called "sarcasm."
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<And you know the Yeerks inside are going to be suspicious of any kind
of animal,> Cassie added. <Even the ones they're testing.>
<And we do not know . . .> I paused for a long moment, the way I had
seen Victor Newman do. Whenever he does this, the TV camera zooms in on his face.
<. . .what kind of animals are being tested in there.>
Five bird-of-prey heads turned to look at me. They stared at me the way
Marco and Erek had earlier.
<Ax? You okay?>
<Yes, but I must maintain silence till we go to These Messages.>
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 10:21:02 AM »
i love ax!
i can't think of a good line right now, but i know that ax was imo the funniest guy in the book

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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2009, 10:41:01 AM »
You can't forget the classic "Yes-No" conversation.

"What is your name?"
"No."
"Your name is No?"
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"That's an unusual name, isn't it?"
"No."
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2009, 10:53:08 AM »
Which one is funnier? Sometimes they're funny at the same time, like one of the last lines in the Leeran homeworld book that revolved around the word yanked.

I'd probably say Ax. As a character I like Marco better, but Ax can be funnier.


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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2009, 01:12:32 PM »
as a character i would have to say ax and marco were about even in my book, neither of which being m favourite..(i'm a tobias kinda guy! haha).
but i think the ax-man was funnier. :)

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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2009, 03:57:00 PM »
I find more and more often that I THINK like Marco, so his humour is just what I'd've said in that situation, anyway, whether or not I found it FUNNY.

Ax, however, invariably sends me into fits of hysterics. Gotta' love 'im! ;D
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2009, 04:40:03 PM »
Well, I dunno. I think most Marco humor is on purpose whereas Ax's isn't. And when Ax attempts "human humor" he fails XD So, I think that Marco is funnier.

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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2009, 07:54:20 PM »
Ax all the way
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2009, 08:08:23 PM »
You don't have to ask me twice. Definitely Ax.

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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2009, 08:16:47 PM »
Ax all the way!!!


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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2009, 08:40:24 PM »
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2009, 09:57:57 PM »
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2009, 09:59:05 PM »
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2009, 11:09:16 PM »
Both are way too hilarious, with different styles, so I can't decide. They've both given me plenty of giggles while reading through the series :P


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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2009, 04:44:00 AM »
Can't decide too... It's different humor. And some of the best scenes are Marco+Ax ;)
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