I thought this would make an interesting poll. Both characters are funny in there own way. You have Marco with his sarcasm and stating the obvious. And Ax who seems to either stumble upon humor accidentally or makes a really funny observation or lacks understanding about humanity in general. Either way, cast your vote and post some of your favorite lines to make your point!
#28 The Experiment; One of my fav books, here are a few good quotes from it
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Ax: <Yes, she is hot. This is why she often wears less artificial skin.>
Marco: "Yeah, well, I think you may have your cause and effect turned around
there."
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<lf the Yeerks wished to kill a lot of humans they could
simply use their Dracon beams from orbit to ignite the atmosphere and
incinerate all life on the planet.>
Everybody turned to stare at me.
"Well. There's a happy thought," Marco said with what I believe is a
tone of voice called "sarcasm."
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<And you know the Yeerks inside are going to be suspicious of any kind
of animal,> Cassie added. <Even the ones they're testing.>
<And we do not know . . .> I paused for a long moment, the way I had
seen Victor Newman do. Whenever he does this, the TV camera zooms in on his face.
<. . .what kind of animals are being tested in there.>
Five bird-of-prey heads turned to look at me. They stared at me the way
Marco and Erek had earlier.
<Ax? You okay?>
<Yes, but I must maintain silence till we go to These Messages.>
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And let's not forget:
"Please make every effort not to drop me!"