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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2009, 04:23:22 AM »
Can't decide too... It's different humor. And some of the best scenes are Marco+Ax ;)

Ya, Marco and Ax make quite the comedy team. Ax in human morph just kills me. It makes you appreciate things. I confess that when I eat some of my favorite foods (i.e. Ice cream, cake) I wonder how Ax would react eating it. Then I realize that's no stretch of the imagination... lol
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2009, 07:53:51 PM »
I think Ax is better. Plus he sort of reminds me of my self: when I cannot understand human behavior, pop culture, or slang or exactly how to work a toaster oven (seriously there are none in my house) or how humans stand up stright on two legs with no tail.
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2009, 05:03:05 AM »
can't decide!
I love how watching tv made ax act :P
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2009, 11:28:38 AM »
Aw I love em both! I'm leaning towards Ax on this one.. but I said I can't decide..
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2009, 11:07:35 AM »
That's a tough one! I voted Marco because I love his sarcasm and his jokes (and his fights with Rachel!), but Ax is hilarious because he doesn't know how funny he is, or even that what he says or does is funny ;)

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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2009, 04:05:42 PM »
tough one, though I give it to Marco cuz he tries at it.
Ax is a natural, but I prefer to see effort
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2012, 11:09:35 PM »
I vote for Ax. He's funny even when he doesn't make an effort to be. Marco on the other hand always tries to be funny and just ends up being annoying.

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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2012, 11:14:27 PM »
I'm going to go with Ax.  I mean, what's funnier than seeing a creature with an IQ of 325 turn into a complete idiot around food?  (Not his fault, of course, but still.)

If I went on to list all the reasons I'd be here all night.  But yeah, Ax.
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2012, 12:54:15 PM »
I couldn't decide. They're both really funny.

I mean, what's funnier than seeing a creature with an IQ of 325 turn into a complete idiot around food?  (Not his fault, of course, but still.)
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2012, 02:31:52 AM »
I liked Marco's previous prank at that girls pool party in MM1, when he floated the babe ruth bar in the pool and said it was a turd!

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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2012, 05:07:19 PM »
Marco. As it has been said, a lot of funny moments are them together. If Ax and Marco were a comedy duo, Marco would be the speaker, the one who delivers the punchlines, and the one who playfuly insults Ax.
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2012, 10:18:51 AM »
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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2012, 04:34:03 AM »
I don't care, they're great comic foils for each other. Marco is like the straight man who understands everything, and Ax is the one who, after 60 books, can't figure out how humans can walk on two legs, wear shoes, and disapprove of eating cigarette butts.

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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2012, 06:27:45 AM »
My vote goes to Ax as well. Marco is alright and he is pretty funny, but it just doesn't beat Ax's awkward attempts at humor and the things he says he doesn't even realize are funny.

Especially after he gets a tv. Whenever he tries to copy things from tv, or mentions 'These Messages' and 'the Young and Restless' I crack up. And of course, lets not forget his playing with words, especially the classic "cinnamon buns. Bunzuh zuh zuh." Too funny. XD

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Re: Marco vs. Ax-Man: Best Animorphs Humor
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2012, 05:58:25 PM »
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