(Please note that I kinda tired and a bit hyper from cookies. Sorry if it's too gender specific/girly.
I always thought this was a free for all kind of thread, judging by some other posts concerning
things about girls.) I guess when it comes to Tobias, I am a cougar, yes?
254: I am not allowed to stalk Tobias.
255: I cannot violate the 100 foot radius restraining order Rachel has placed on me
256: I cannot ask Rachel "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
257:...Then ask Tobias out.
258:... And try to "accidentally" trap him in human morph.
259: If Rachel comes after me in elephant and/or grizzly morph afterwards, I must understand that I deserve it and no one will help me. Not even Cassie.
260:...And that Marco WILL be watching with popcorn and laughing at my subsequent massacre.
261: I am not allowed to morph and try to stalk any celebrity.
262:...Not even if they are really hot.
263:...not even if I have "evidence" that they may well be a controller.
264: I am also not allowed to morph someone better looking/taller/older/younger/richer/thinner/more blonde
then myself in order to try to ask a celebrity on a date.
265:...Or do so in order to attract their attention to ask me on a date.
266: I am not allowed to morph someone taller then myself just to "Stop all the short jokes."
267: I am also not allowed to morph a gorilla or something to get back at the bully who was making all
the short jokes at my expense.
268: I am not allowed to partially morph a fly to scare my siblings in revenge for years of teasing, even if
they rightfully deserve it.
269: Weirding them out with thought-speak is however, is perfectly justified.
270: I am not allowed to tell Ax what the purpose of diapers is.
271:...Or gross him out by telling him where human babies come from.
272: I also can't show Ax "That video from health class" ever again, because it scarred him for life...and Jake destroyed it.
273: Ax's tail is not a toy, jump rope or anything else.
274: I am not allowed to ask Ax if he can kick like a horse.
275: I not allowed to feed Ax non-food items while he's in human morph "Just to see what happens."
276: I am not allowed to tape Ax's mouth shut while he is human when he starts annoying me
by playing with words.
277: I am not allowed to go around telling people that human Ax is "My boyfriend" just because I can't find
a real one and he is very pretty.
278: I may not put human Ax in a wig and dress "Just to see if he'd make a pretty girl."
279:...No putting make-up on him either.
280: For the last time, no, I cannot morph a man "Just to see how the other half lives."
