Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph

[TobiasMasonPark]

     ^^ Hey, I always wanted to meet the forgotten Animorph. How are you, David?

[songofsuzanna]

73.  I am not allowed to bake Ax a ginormous cinnamon roll "for his birthday".

74.  I am not allowed to challenge Ax to an eating contest.

75.  I am not allowed to ask Tobias if he has seen any "hot chicks" recently.

76.  I am not allowed to do any Marco suggests for fun.  Ever.

77.  I am not allowed to make faces behind Jake's back when he's trying to make an important point.

78.  I am not allowed to ask Ax to do my physics homework.

[NateSean]

74: I am not to run up to known Controllers and yell "Hello in there!" Erek will not be asked to revive me. Period.

75: I do not have a "Santa" morph.

[TobiasMasonPark]

     76) I'm not allowed to morph into one of my parents and attend my own parent-teacher interview.
     77) I'm not allowed to ask my friends to "stand-in" as one of my parents to attend a parent-teacher interview.
     78) I'm not allowed to morph into my teacher to set up a fake parent-teacher meeting.
     79) I am not allowed to morph into my older brother/cousin just for the purpose of dating his girlfriend.
     80) It is frowned upon to morph birds and sneak into outdoor concerts.
     81) Scaring the kids at the zoo by morphing animals and using thought speak is just being a bully.
     82) I will not use my powers for financial gain.
     83) Eating meat in front of Cassie is not only rude, but will result in a very long speech.

[Chad32]

I am not allowed to use the frolis maneuver just to show couples what their kids may look like at their current age.

[Xan]

84) I am not allowed to morph a bug to sneak into the FBI/CIA/NSA to learn all their dirty secrets
85) I am not allowed to post those secrets on Wikileaks

[Gumby]

86. I am not allowed to trade the morphing cube for my BF's life.

87. I am NOT allowed to question Eric why he can restart hearts and re-attach limbs but yet claims that none of his people know anything medical.

88. And I'm DEFINITELY not allowed to ask post-war Jake "Why the long face?"

[Chad32]

I am not allowed to actually start enjoying what I do, since how I wind up after the war will be directly proportional to how much I dislike what I do.

[Lincoln]

What number were we on? Oh well.

I will not get a trash can for Marco's birthday.
I will not dare Marco to hug Visser 3 as a joke. He might actually do it.
I will not flip off the Ellimist. Or Crayak.
I will not not pay everybody five bucks to call Crayak "crayola" for a day.
I will not use thought speech for an amazing ventriloquist act.
I will not travel to an alternate universe to bring back the Animorphs series and dangle it in front of the Animorphs'
faces.
I will not drown kittens...actually, I wouldn't do that anyway.
I will not morph pigeon to seek revenge.
I will not challenge Ax to a "quiet mouse" game. He would always win. Unless I morphed a mouse, in which I would win and
bring a whole new meaning to the game...
I will not morph Marco to confuse the other Animorphs.
I will not mroph border collie and save little boys who have fallen down the well just to freak people out. But I'd
probably keep the nickname. (That's a stretch, isn't it?)
I WOULD explain to Ax why humans wear clothing. Seriously, why didn't they ever just explain it to him?
I will not feed Ax chapstick.

[songofsuzanna]

103. I will not ask Erek if he can be destroyed using a logic paradox (see Futurama).
104. I will not ask Rachel what happened "to that David guy."
105. I will not buy Rachel a bear skin rug for Christmas.

[MoppingBear]

105. I will not buy Rachel a bear skin rug for Christmas.

That (or rather the reverse) is totally going into my fanfic if I ever get that far into it.

[wildweathel]

106) I will learn to distinguish fantasy from reality before authorizing the genocide of any alien species.

107) I will never, ever again greet Ellimist with "what s'up, loser?"

108) I will not morph Leeran at a funeral.  We have a "filter" for a reason, folks!

109) As funny as it might be to greet Chee with "how's it goin', dawg?" under no circumstances is "yo, ****" acceptable or appreciated.

[TobiasMasonPark]

     110: I'm not allowed stay over the two hour morphing limit.
     111: I'm not allowed to morph a chicken and half my head cut off just to "see what would happen."
     112: I'm not allowed to call James "Wheels."

[Josh (J)]

113) I'm not allowed to tell Ax where a cotton candy factory is located.

[warren_bearclaw]

114) I am not to acquire every fly that lands on me so I can impress my friends with my awesome fly-swatting skills.
115) I am not to sign any contracts... with anyone.
116) I am not allowed to make explosions to try and start another Sario Rip.
117) I am not allowed to go back to the construction site to look for the morphing cube, just in case it's still there....
118) I may not use echolocation to search for sunken treasure.
119) I am not allowed to change my passwords to '6'.
120) I am not supposed to make Halloween costumes of any aliens I encounter, even if they would be awesome.
121) I am not allowed to morph when I want to get rid of acne, scratches, rashes, bruises, etc.
122) I am not to sit on tigers.