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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #45 on: June 20, 2011, 05:07:49 PM »
249: Helmacron breeding is not the firs step to making pokemon in real life
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #46 on: June 20, 2011, 06:41:22 PM »
250: I'm not allowed to tell Tobias a "dead girlfriend" joke
251: I'm not allowed to ask Cassie if she has survivor's guilt
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #47 on: June 20, 2011, 08:38:42 PM »
252: An andalites weakness is not being poked in the eye and I should stop annoying Ax with it.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #48 on: June 24, 2011, 03:56:43 AM »
253# I am never to tease Tobais or Rachel will rip out my throat

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #49 on: June 24, 2011, 10:21:15 AM »
254: I am not allowed to "train" ax to stand on two legs
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #50 on: July 12, 2011, 01:25:08 AM »
(Please note that I kinda tired and  a bit hyper from cookies. Sorry if it's too gender specific/girly.
I always thought this was a free for all kind of thread, judging by some other posts concerning
things about girls.)  I guess when it comes to Tobias, I am a cougar, yes?  ::)

254: I am not allowed to stalk Tobias.

255: I cannot violate the 100 foot radius restraining order Rachel has placed on me

256: I cannot ask Rachel "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

257:...Then ask Tobias out.

258:... And try to "accidentally" trap him in human morph.

259: If Rachel comes after me in elephant and/or grizzly morph afterwards, I must understand that I deserve it and no one will help me. Not even Cassie.

260:...And that Marco WILL be watching with popcorn and laughing at my subsequent massacre.

261: I am not allowed to morph and try to stalk any celebrity.

262:...Not even if they are really hot.

263:...not even if I have "evidence" that they may well be a controller.

264: I am also not allowed to morph someone better looking/taller/older/younger/richer/thinner/more blonde
then myself in order to try to ask a celebrity on a date.

265:...Or do so in order to attract their attention to ask me on a date.

266: I am not allowed to morph someone taller then myself just to "Stop all the short jokes."

267: I am also not allowed to morph a gorilla or something to get back at the bully who was making all
the short jokes at my expense.

268: I am not allowed to partially morph a fly to scare my siblings in revenge for years of teasing, even if
they rightfully deserve it.

269: Weirding them out with thought-speak is however, is perfectly justified.

270: I am not allowed to tell Ax what the purpose of diapers is.

271:...Or gross him out by telling him where human babies come from.

272: I also can't show Ax "That video from health class" ever again, because it scarred him for life...and Jake destroyed it.

273: Ax's tail is not a toy, jump rope or anything else.

274: I am not allowed to ask Ax if he can kick like a horse.

275: I not allowed to feed Ax non-food items while he's in human morph "Just to see what happens."

276: I am not allowed to tape Ax's mouth shut while he is human when he starts annoying me
by playing with words.

277: I am not allowed to go around telling people that human Ax is "My boyfriend" just because I can't find
a real one and he is very pretty.

278: I may not put human Ax in a wig and dress "Just to see if he'd make a pretty girl."

279:...No putting make-up on him either.

280: For the last time, no, I cannot morph a man "Just to see how the other half lives."
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #51 on: July 12, 2011, 04:50:22 AM »
281: i'm not allowed to morph a man-eating-lion and actually eat a man

282: unless they are trying to kill me, in which case after i kill them, i'm not allowed to sell their kidneys, or liver, or heart, or bone marrow

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #52 on: July 12, 2011, 10:53:56 AM »
283: Ozzy Ozbourne is not a controller and I should stop following him.
284: Neither is justin Beiber.
285: But Rebecca Black is.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #53 on: July 25, 2011, 02:19:56 PM »
286. I can't morph into any bug-be it fly, roach, ant, or caterpillar-to go watch my crush
insid their house...again.

287. I can't let Ax eat deoderant "Just because it's there."

288. I can't sing the theme song to Rave Master in thoughtspeak just to drive Visser Three insane...even if it was funny.

289. I cannot do the same to my fellow Animorphs because Rachel will do horrible things to me.

290. I cannot give Ax a box full of bottles of Tabasco sauce "Just to see what will happen."

291. ...Or hot peppers.

292. ...Or pineapples.

293. I cannot scare Rachel's sisters with my powers. It will not end well, and after the tenth time, (And
being revived again) I should know this.

294. I may not set Ax loose in human morph at an all you can eat buffet...again.

295. ...Even if swear people won't get hurt this time.

296. I may not use my powers to try and put a stop to Justin Beiber's very annoying career.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #54 on: July 25, 2011, 03:25:35 PM »
297: Bird morphing is not "extreme parachuting"
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #55 on: July 25, 2011, 04:34:10 PM »
Wow, I took a lot of numbers in just two posts. Sorry about that!

298. I cannot make a beanie baby based off Ax's likeness and sell
it to TY inc. to make millions.

299. Likewise, I cannot take Ax in his true form to the nearest Toys R Us and
try to market him as the newest Wowwee Alive "robotic" pet toy to make
money off some poor shlup with a whiny kid and money to burn.

Edit:

(Just thought of a brilliant one!--And I'm not even a fan of TCON.)

300. I am not allowed to morph a lion and go around pretending to be Aslan.
Especially not at elementary schools with-highly impressionable and still not quite able to tell the difference between
reality and fiction-children.


...Jeez, like I said, I don't like TCON that much, but that idea just sounds like it's dripping of awesome with a side of win!
*Is a dork*
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #56 on: July 25, 2011, 04:41:08 PM »
((you know alot of people mention riding ax but I seem to remember it being mentioned that andalites have a sloped back so that if you sat on one you would fall right off.))
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #57 on: July 25, 2011, 04:44:16 PM »
299. Likewise, I cannot take Ax in his true form to the nearest Toys R Us and
try to market him as the newest Wowwee Alive "robotic" pet toy to make
money off some poor shlup with a whiny kid and money to burn.

Not at the low end retail demographic at any case.

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((you know alot of people mention riding ax but I seem to remember it being mentioned that andalites have a sloped back so that if you sat on one you would fall right off.))

And Helmacrons starting the Pokemon movement makes sense how?

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #58 on: July 25, 2011, 04:46:05 PM »
their small enough to hold in small balls and you can make them fight each other
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #59 on: July 25, 2011, 06:29:35 PM »
((you know alot of people mention riding ax but I seem to remember it being mentioned that andalites have a sloped back so that if you sat on one you would fall right off.))

Yeah, but it's also true that Loren rode Elfangor in TAC, so it is apparently possible to ride an Andalite.

301.  Dolphin rodeo is a bad idea, but Andalite rodeo is even worse.