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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2008, 03:25:26 AM »

3) Ax: <You Daspen filth! You killed my father!?
Visser Three: <No Aximili, I am your father!>
Ax: <Noooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2008, 09:35:58 AM »
Marco: Oh no Jake! It's the Pool ship!
Cassie: What do we do?

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I'm just a writer, and my main goal was always to entertain. But I've never let Animorphs turn into just another painless video game version of war, and I wasn't going to do it at the end. I've spent 60 books telling a strange, fanciful war story, sometimes very seriously, sometimes more tongue-in-cheek. I've written a lot of action and a lot of humor and a lot of sheer nonsense. But I have also, again and again, challenged readers to think about what they were reading. To th

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2008, 12:25:25 PM »
Um....ok :explode: :sign0069:

? Excuse-me? ^_^' You really didn't like? T_T I did what I could in English and in few minutes ^_^'
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2008, 09:45:36 AM »
Um....ok :explode: :sign0069:

? Excuse-me? ^_^' You really didn't like? T_T I did what I could in English and in few minutes ^_^'

um...I think he just didn't understand it.

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2008, 10:42:34 AM »
So it's my English who is too bad T_T
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2008, 11:12:45 AM »
Haha guys, these are great...let me give it a shot...

There we were, in a ship that would've made Rachel proud.  It purred like a big cat, looming above the Blade Ship. 

"There's no sound in space!" Ax shouted.  He had morphed Tom Brokaw several years back and enjoyed moderate success as an impersonator. 

"Ax, really, I'm trying to think here," Jake said flatly, pinching the bridge of his nose. 

"I wonder if The One will want to date me," Marco sighed.  "I am irresistable to all forms of life."

<Why are we here if Ax is already on the ship?> Tobias demands, but no one listens.  <Why is Cassie here?  Come to think of it, why am I here...>

"That thing isn't alive," snapped the random Italian soldier whose name no one could remember.  He'd really just come on board to watch Airplane! with us, and eat all of our potato chips. 

"It's...a ham sandwich?" Cassie wondered aloud, as the shifting mass on the holoscreen turned into a giant ham sandwich with a toothpick in it. 

"That's it," Jake growled.  "We ain't letting this b**** take over the universe."  He put the Yeerkish Imperial Dodge Viper, Cruise Class, into gear. 

The ham sandwich glared at Jake.

Jake glared right back. 

"Yippee kiyay, motherf**--"

SNAPPP!

Jake kicked the video game machine.  "Oh, man, I can't believe this.  Goddamn Troll..."

"Nether Fjord again?" Marco asks, sidling up next to him, drinking a soda from a sippy cup. 

"Yup," Jake sighs.  "Come on, I'm starving.  I've got the strangest hankering for a ham sandwich."

And they skip off into the sunset.  In the mall.


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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2008, 02:48:06 PM »
Maco to Jake: "I always loved you"

Jake: "I know"

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2008, 02:54:44 PM »
After the Animorphs save the world, the Ellimist erases all of their memories of the war, and subsiquently any character developement they've gone through during the series. To top it all off, if anyone gives them any reminder of what they've been through, they'll die.

Yes, that was a slam at Russel T Davies.

Don't be silly! What kind of series would end like that?!  ;)

I thought of another ending.

so this ending, narration starts with jake

Jake: I will defeat you visser one, if it's the last thing I do
Visser one: go ahead and try
Jake: I play all 5 pieces of exodia. Exodia. obliterate!
Visser One: no!

ax: Prince jake, the andalite fleet!
jake: no problem ax. *some cheesy theme song* I play rageki. destroy all the andalite ships.

tobias: jake, rachel, she...
jake: magic box!

rachel appears on the pool ship and visser one appears on the blade ship, dead.

jake: I have defeated the yeerks, stopped the andalites, and saved the earth *another cheesy theme song*

The End.

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2008, 02:59:01 PM »
After the Animorphs save the world, the Ellimist erases all of their memories of the war, and subsiquently any character developement they've gone through during the series. To top it all off, if anyone gives them any reminder of what they've been through, they'll die.

Yes, that was a slam at Russel T Davies.

There are, of course, always ways around these things. As I recall it is also impossible to move between parallel worlds.

I am so saving Donna!

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2008, 03:04:49 PM »
I am so saving Donna!

Shhzhzhzhh....XD I still haven't seen the new season yet.  Wahhh.


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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2008, 03:08:37 PM »
I am so saving Donna!

Shhzhzhzhh....XD I still haven't seen the new season yet.  Wahhh.

Neither have I! I just saw the last 2 episodes!  ;D

And besides, nobody said she was dead...
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2008, 03:19:51 PM »
My friends keep telling me I can just watch the last three episodes...but I have to wait for them to sit me down with their magical downloads...*runs around in circles until then*


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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2008, 04:46:43 PM »
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I thought of another ending.

so this ending, narration starts with jake

Jake: I will defeat you visser one, if it's the last thing I do
Visser one: go ahead and try
Jake: I play all 5 pieces of exodia. Exodia. obliterate!
Visser One: no!

ax: Prince jake, the andalite fleet!
jake: no problem ax. *some cheesy theme song* I play rageki. destroy all the andalite ships.

tobias: jake, rachel, she...
jake: magic box!

rachel appears on the pool ship and visser one appears on the blade ship, dead.

jake: I have defeated the yeerks, stopped the andalites, and saved the earth *another cheesy theme song*

The End.

Oh you did not just make fun of Yu-Gi-Oh! You better be a fan, otherwise you're in big trouble! You have to be a fan of YGO to make fun of it!

oh. then it's a good thing I am a fan. I wasn't making of fun of YGO or at least not trying too. it just wouldn't work for animorphs.

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2008, 05:31:01 PM »
Wait, Estelore, was that inspired by American McGee's Alice? I was just struck by a remarkable similarity.

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« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2008, 05:58:10 PM »

oh. then it's a good thing I am a fan. I wasn't making of fun of YGO or at least not trying too. it just wouldn't work for animorphs.

Then you may live to die another day...  :)

And I've thought of another awful ending: And so Visser Three finally saw the error of his ways, apologised to all his victims and devoted the rest of his life to peace and charity...
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