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WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« on: July 10, 2008, 09:04:13 AM »
Okay, folks, this thread is meant to be funny, overall, so I'd like to set down a few guidelines.

First, no matter how much you think you hate the original ending, it IS NOT TO BE POSTED HERE!! Do you understand? If you want to rant about it, take it to another thread.

Second, please, let's all be nice and civil with one another. I can be just as snarky as the worst of us, but I generally choose not to, and you can do the same.

Thank you.

The Game: Re-Write the Ending. Make it as pathetically, disappointingly awful as you are capable of making it.

Then, be thankful that K.A. DIDN'T write it that way.  ;D

I'll begin. By the way, my name isn't what I say that it is, in this version of the ending, so don't get any ideas.
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My name is Alice JakeMarcoRachelTobiasCassieAximili-Esgarrouth-IsthillEsplin 9466Elfangor-Sirinial-ShamtulDak HameeAldrea-Iskilion-FalanAzure Level, Seven Spar, Extension Two, Down-Messenger Forty-OneFatherThe One.

(I am worlds. I am endless. I contain multitudes!)

I can't tell you who I am, or where I live, because if THEY find us...well...we just won't LET them find us....

"Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about!"
"Miss, I'm going to have to sedate you if you don't calm down."

WHAT?! A needle! No! I have to tell someone!

"No. Impossible!! You're one of THEM!! Let me go! Unhand me!"
"Alice, this will only hurt for a moment."
"YEERK! YEERK! YEERK!"

I feel a sting, and everything is black and silent.

The nightmare. It's back.

"Ram the Blade Ship."


I wake up screaming.

"YAAAHHHHH!!!? WHERE AM I?! Who am I? Why can't I remember anything?"
"Miss Alice, you are in the Shady Grove Sanitorium. You've been placed in our care by your mother, whom you attacked five years ago, claiming that there was a parasitic alien slug controlling her brain. Do you remember, now?"
"WHAT?!"
"Your doctors have diagnosed you with a split-personality disorder. For the past five years of your life, you've been hallucinating fantastical stories from different personalities. Stories of aliens and shape-shifters, and an invading group that took over peoples brains. You finally started to recover, but then...one of your personalities appeared to have...well...died. You went into a coma for another year...and you just woke up."
"Rachel! Where is Rachel?!"
"What? Where is whom?"
"RACHEL!! What have you done with her?"
He glanced down at the chart in his hand.

"Mmm-hmmmn. Rachel. She was your favourite personality, as I recall. Very violent. That was the one that tried to kill your mother. Fortunately, she 'died', but that was what threw you INTO the coma. Do you know what it was that brought you out?"
"Oh, no. No. NOOO!! Rachel can't be dead!! Impossible!! But...so vivid...'Ram the Blade Ship!'"
"Oh, yes. You've been repeating that phrase over and over again, for the past hour. It's how we knew that you were coming around. Alice, what is a Blade Ship?"
"It's Visser Three's personal transport and fighter."
"And...who is this 'Vis-ser Three'?"
"He's the leader of the Yeerk invasion against Earth."
"And what are Yeerks?"

I realised that I recognized this man. Balding, stout...loafers and a tweed jacket....
No.

"You."

I leapt at Chapman and drove my make-shift knife into his throat.

As blood gouted from the cut, I felt strong arms hauling me away.
I heard someone say,
"Make it permanent this time. It's more humane, and she's upsetting the other patients."
A needle found a vein in my neck, and I was HOME!!!

I was home. Flying high above a meadow, alone and peaceful.

<Tobias!> I called.

<Rachel? Is that you?>

<I'm home, Tobias! I'm home forever, now!>

The two of us, an eagle and a hawk, flew away into the endless sunset.
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So. Whaddayathink of my little writing exercise? Post some of your own! I'm curious to see what you create!

The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2008, 09:23:02 AM »
confusing. very confusing. definitely glad K.A. didn't write that way.

ok i'll try

My name is Rachel....yada yada yada yada...this part's pretty much same as the book...skip all the way to just before rachel is about to be bitten by tom in cobra morph.

some random controller: <sir. andalites!>
tom: <no this is an animorphs. a human. not an andalite>
rachel: <No! the Andalite fleet.>

on the pool ship...

ax: <prince jake. the andalite feet has reached the earth.>
Jake: <not on my watch> *some crappy theme song plays*
marco: <you can't do anything if the pool ship's down>
visser three: <destroying the earth is my glory. my win. no!> *starts pounding the floor with his fists (which must really hurt a lot), and crying like a baby*

and then the andalites blow up earth. what they didn't expect, is that the inside of earth is made with a special kind of liquid that made the earth send it's pieces flying through space when it blew up. and some of those pieces came and destroyed the pool ship, the blade ship, and the andalite fleet.


Tobias: <Rachel!>
Rachel: <I'm fine...maybe not.>
Jake: <I'm alive>
Marco: <Alive? we're floating in SPACE...without a space suit.>
Cassie: <the earth's gone...>
ax <I just wanna die>

and the animorphs slowly die in space. the earth is gone.

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2008, 11:09:08 AM »
LOL tht if that were the ending I would have been pissed. And I had to read Estelore's 2 times before I understood it.
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2008, 11:27:42 AM »
That's part of why I enjoyed writing it. ;D
The REAL question of mine is whether or not the girl dreamt it up (but if it really happened, then she can't exist, can she?).
The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2008, 11:29:59 AM »
That's part of why I enjoyed writing it. ;D
The REAL question of mine is whether or not the girl dreamt it up (but if it really happened, then she can't exist, can she?).

I thought it was pretty good.

I've seen some Harry Potter fanfiction with similar concepts - Harry's not a wizard, he's just crazy - but I've never sat and read through an entire one.

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 01:20:30 PM »
lol Estelore, very funny ^_^ and even if I'm French, I read only ONCE and UNDERSTOOD lol ;D
Morfowt, yours is "funny" too ^_^' ...and then Remnants begin? lol

I'm not really good in English, but I'll try:


(when Rachel gonna kill Tom)

<No!> Tom cried in outrage.
I brought my paw to my mouth.
<Sorry,> I said vaguely.
<Jake stop her!> The Yeerk screamed with Tom's mouth. <Please Rachel, stop, just stop, and listen!>
I stoped and looked at the snake.
<What do you want, Yeerk? Wanna say a last word before death?>
<No, I don't wanna die... Just... Look, you don't wanna kill your own cousin, ok? Then... Let's do a game, if you win I give you back Tom... and if I win, you let us go away, ok?>
I thought a moment, then...
<Ok, what game?>
<Rock-paper-scissors?>
<... ok, let's go... But you guy, demorph at first!>
They demorphed and then I.
We made a circle.
<What are you doing, stupid folks?!> said Jake on the screen.
- I'm saving your brother, a*****e.
- You're not a kid any more!!
< In fact, Great Jake, Rachel's still a kid...> Marco.
< No way, kill him now!> Jake.
- Shhh, let me concentrate! I said, and then to Tom: ok, let's begin.
- Rock...paper...scis sors! we shooted together.
Two rocks... s***.
- Again.
- Rock...paper...scis sors!
Yeah! A scissor for him, and I played a rock!
- I won! Now leave this body!
- Ok, ok then... But my friends will protect me.
And I saw a slug go out from Tom's ear. Degusting! The slug fell on the floor, and... began to morph!
Few minutes later, I had two tom in front of me. One terrified and the other... nude!
- Oh! I didn't know you were so cute, Tommy! I laughted.
- Shut up, shooted the two Toms.
They drove(?) back to Earth and we left the Blade Ship.
- Bye, Yeerks! Have a good trip!
- Bye, you stupid Humans! Have a good day with Visser Three!
And then they left.

(ok, it isn't really the end, but I won't write a full book here and now ^_^')
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 03:40:58 PM »
Okay, folks, this thread is meant to be funny, overall, so I'd like to set down a few guidelines.

First, no matter how much you think you hate the original ending, it IS NOT TO BE POSTED HERE!! Do you understand? If you want to rant about it, take it to another thread.

Second, please, let's all be nice and civil with one another. I can be just as snarky as the worst of us, but I generally choose not to, and you can do the same.

Thank you.

The Game: Re-Write the Ending. Make it as pathetically, disappointingly awful as you are capable of making it.

Then, be thankful that K.A. DIDN'T write it that way.  ;D

I'll begin. By the way, my name isn't what I say that it is, in this version of the ending, so don't get any ideas.
---

My name is Alice JakeMarcoRachelTobiasCassieAximili-Esgarrouth-IsthillEsplin 9466Elfangor-Sirinial-ShamtulDak HameeAldrea-Iskilion-FalanAzure Level, Seven Spar, Extension Two, Down-Messenger Forty-OneFatherThe One.

(I am worlds. I am endless. I contain multitudes!)

I can't tell you who I am, or where I live, because if THEY find us...well...we just won't LET them find us....

"Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about!"
"Miss, I'm going to have to sedate you if you don't calm down."

WHAT?! A needle! No! I have to tell someone!

"No. Impossible!! You're one of THEM!! Let me go! Unhand me!"
"Alice, this will only hurt for a moment."
"YEERK! YEERK! YEERK!"

I feel a sting, and everything is black and silent.

The nightmare. It's back.

"Ram the Blade Ship."


I wake up screaming.

"YAAAHHHHH!!!? WHERE AM I?! Who am I? Why can't I remember anything?"
"Miss Alice, you are in the Shady Grove Sanitorium. You've been placed in our care by your mother, whom you attacked five years ago, claiming that there was a parasitic alien slug controlling her brain. Do you remember, now?"
"WHAT?!"
"Your doctors have diagnosed you with a split-personality disorder. For the past five years of your life, you've been hallucinating fantastical stories from different personalities. Stories of aliens and shape-shifters, and an invading group that took over peoples brains. You finally started to recover, but then...one of your personalities appeared to have...well...died. You went into a coma for another year...and you just woke up."
"Rachel! Where is Rachel?!"
"What? Where is whom?"
"RACHEL!! What have you done with her?"
He glanced down at the chart in his hand.

"Mmm-hmmmn. Rachel. She was your favourite personality, as I recall. Very violent. That was the one that tried to kill your mother. Fortunately, she 'died', but that was what threw you INTO the coma. Do you know what it was that brought you out?"
"Oh, no. No. NOOO!! Rachel can't be dead!! Impossible!! But...so vivid...'Ram the Blade Ship!'"
"Oh, yes. You've been repeating that phrase over and over again, for the past hour. It's how we knew that you were coming around. Alice, what is a Blade Ship?"
"It's Visser Three's personal transport and fighter."
"And...who is this 'Vis-ser Three'?"
"He's the leader of the Yeerk invasion against Earth."
"And what are Yeerks?"

I realised that I recognized this man. Balding, stout...loafers and a tweed jacket....
No.

"You."

I leapt at Chapman and drove my make-shift knife into his throat.

As blood gouted from the cut, I felt strong arms hauling me away.
I heard someone say,
"Make it permanent this time. It's more humane, and she's upsetting the other patients."
A needle found a vein in my neck, and I was HOME!!!

I was home. Flying high above a meadow, alone and peaceful.

<Tobias!> I called.

<Rachel? Is that you?>

<I'm home, Tobias! I'm home forever, now!>

The two of us, an eagle and a hawk, flew away into the endless sunset.
---

So. Whaddayathink of my little writing exercise? Post some of your own! I'm curious to see what you create!


I think the girl should have been Cassie. Maybe.

I can't really think of one a whole lot worse than the real one. Unless I had The One assimilate Jake and the others, then use them to conquer Earth.


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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2008, 03:43:39 PM »
Nah. Cassie was just a part of her, the moralizing superego. Rachel was the one that held her sympathy, which is why it hurt so much to lose her, and why she essentially 'became' Rachel, in her final hallucination as they put her out.
The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2008, 03:44:34 PM »
lol Estelore, very funny ^_^ and even if I'm French, I read only ONCE and UNDERSTOOD lol ;D
Morfowt, yours is "funny" too ^_^' ...and then Remnants begin? lol

I'm not really good in English, but I'll try:


(when Rachel gonna kill Tom)

<No!> Tom cried in outrage.
I brought my paw to my mouth.
<Sorry,> I said vaguely.
<Jake stop her!> The Yeerk screamed with Tom's mouth. <Please Rachel, stop, just stop, and listen!>
I stoped and looked at the snake.
<What do you want, Yeerk? Wanna say a last word before death?>
<No, I don't wanna die... Just... Look, you don't wanna kill your own cousin, ok? Then... Let's do a game, if you win I give you back Tom... and if I win, you let us go away, ok?>
I thought a moment, then...
<Ok, what game?>
<Rock-paper-scissors?>
<... ok, let's go... But you guy, demorph at first!>
They demorphed and then I.
We made a circle.
<What are you doing, stupid folks?!> said Jake on the screen.
- I'm saving your brother, a*****e.
- You're not a kid any more!!
< In fact, Great Jake, Rachel's still a kid...> Marco.
< No way, kill him now!> Jake.
- Shhh, let me concentrate! I said, and then to Tom: ok, let's begin.
- Rock...paper...scis sors! we shooted together.
Two rocks... s***.
- Again.
- Rock...paper...scis sors!
Yeah! A scissor for him, and I played a rock!
- I won! Now leave this body!
- Ok, ok then... But my friends will protect me.
And I saw a slug go out from Tom's ear. Degusting! The slug fell on the floor, and... began to morph!
Few minutes later, I had two tom in front of me. One terrified and the other... nude!
- Oh! I didn't know you were so cute, Tommy! I laughted.
- Shut up, shooted the two Toms.
They drove(?) back to Earth and we left the Blade Ship.
- Bye, Yeerks! Have a good trip!
- Bye, you stupid Humans! Have a good day with Visser Three!
And then they left.

(ok, it isn't really the end, but I won't write a full book here and now ^_^')

Um....ok :explode: :sign0069:
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2008, 04:35:20 PM »
I actually quite liked yours Estelore.

1) And so the Animorphs and all their alien friends lived happily ever after... :barf:

2) The Animorphs set out to save the world... world saved! Yeerk invasion cancelled! It's a Mini adventure...

3) Ax: <You Daspen filth! You killed my father!?
Visser Three: <No Aximili, I am your father!>
Ax: <Noooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2008, 04:36:37 PM »
now that'd be a bad ending...usually I like happy endings, but animorphs is the kind that should not have a happy ending.

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2008, 04:54:23 PM »
These are all equally terrible. LOL, good job guys.

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2008, 04:59:48 PM »
After the Animorphs save the world, the Ellimist erases all of their memories of the war, and subsiquently any character developement they've gone through during the series. To top it all off, if anyone gives them any reminder of what they've been through, they'll die.

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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2008, 05:04:06 PM »
ouch. now that one's bad

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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2008, 02:10:11 AM »
I thought of another ending.

so this ending, narration starts with jake

Jake: I will defeat you visser one, if it's the last thing I do
Visser one: go ahead and try
Jake: I play all 5 pieces of exodia. Exodia. obliterate!
Visser One: no!

ax: Prince jake, the andalite fleet!
jake: no problem ax. *some cheesy theme song* I play rageki. destroy all the andalite ships.

tobias: jake, rachel, she...
jake: magic box!

rachel appears on the pool ship and visser one appears on the blade ship, dead.

jake: I have defeated the yeerks, stopped the andalites, and saved the earth *another cheesy theme song*

The End.
« Last Edit: July 11, 2008, 02:13:15 AM by morfowt »