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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2040 on: April 02, 2015, 10:33:52 PM »

Septuple posting, seriously?

What? Me?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2041 on: April 02, 2015, 10:50:39 PM »
Jake: Cassie, I have something to tell you.

Cassie: What is the latest s*** to come out of your mouth?

Jake: I'm gay. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Cassie: Ooooookaaaaaay....

Jake: What? You're not upset?

Cassie: Why would I be?

Jake: Because you looooove meeee! (Starts wailing like a little baby)

Cassie: Why would you care? You're GAY!

Jake: Doesn't mean I can't love you!

Cassie: That's EXACTLY what it means! Just go off and ask Marco on a date, will you?

Jake: Na, I'm more into Ax, personally.

Cassie: WHAT?!!!!!

Jake: Yeah... He's just so COOL you know... How he's the smartest person in the world and he always tells everyone it directly because....

Cassie: Becaaaause?

Jake: Because... Becaaaause.... Because I HATE AX!!!

Cassie: Oookay, NOW I am getting confused.

Jake: (does evil grin) Cassie.... It's because I'm a controller.

Cassie: (processing)

Jake: BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA AAA!

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Wow, I don't know what the hell that was... Tiredness makes me drunk o.O

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2042 on: April 02, 2015, 11:04:33 PM »
Marco: AX has gone GAGA for PEANUTS!!! (Wait, he WOULD say that.... Ah, well.)

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Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2043 on: April 03, 2015, 12:18:24 AM »
Marco: Doctor Who?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2044 on: April 03, 2015, 12:23:00 AM »

Marco: Doctor Who?

Ax: Doctor Morgan?

Rachel: Who?

Jake: You know, the Doctor, from 'Are You The Patient?'

Rachel: Nooooo....

Me: Oh, no... I've made one too many indie references

Tobias: Who was that?

Me: Uhhhh... No one. Ignore that big voice in the sky and the creature controlling your actions (ME). Goodbye Animorphs

David: Goodbyyyye!

Me: Oh my god... David!!!! (Screams like a little girl) AAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! RUN! RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN!!!!!!!!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2045 on: April 03, 2015, 12:23:54 AM »
Well that was... Totally off topic.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2046 on: April 03, 2015, 12:25:03 AM »
Hope it was funny, though!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2047 on: April 03, 2015, 12:25:45 AM »
Why is no one commenting on anything anymore... O.o

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2048 on: April 03, 2015, 12:33:11 AM »
Anyways, back to the topic at hand...

Rachel: We need to feed the yeerks, FEED the YEERKS!!!!

Jake: Rachel, have you finally gone bat s*** crazy?

Rachel: Hehehehehahahahahhw hhajoejejdneinwmsks msm

Marco: I'll take that as a no. Besides, who caaaares. Now she's CRAZY AAAND UGLY woooowowinkwsweojew oewojejqkjw

Cassie: Jake, let's kiss. NOW.

Jake: Uhhhhh, I don't REALLY like you Cassie

Ax: I understand exactly what is going on here because humans are so simple and most are the same as the others. God, I love Yeerks.

Tobias: Being a bird is SO f****** cool! You get to fly & s***!!!! I get to fly all the time and YOU do-on't. Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh nyeh, nyeeeeeh, b**ches!

(Don't know why Tobias was the swearing one... Just seemed funny, I guess. Hope you enjoy the humour (or not-so humor :P ))

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2049 on: April 03, 2015, 12:44:08 AM »
(The construction site scene. Almost...)

Elfangor: Stupid human kids, Rachel, you will die in the end. Jake, you're brother is an evil alien. Tobias, I am your father

Tobias: Wait... What?

Elfangor: Shut up! Shut the f*** up Tobias I don't care what you have to say.... Wait now, where was I? Oh yes, Cassie, you will have to eat meat. Meat. MEEEEEEAT!!!!!! And you will have to rip out the throats of a billion aliens, but that's not important...

Cassie: Oh, God

Elfangor: Shut UP! I'm busy ruining lives. Now, where was I? Oh yes. Marco, your mother is not dead, but now she is taken over by an evil alien who is a leader of all the evil aliens

Marco: Wait, what?

Elfangor: Shut UP! I'm trying to make a point, here. Stupid kids, one day you will meet my pesky brother.... That is all.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2050 on: April 03, 2015, 01:57:19 AM »
I am slightly shocked. Did my past noobiness really kill this thread so hard it wan't posted on until that recent necrobump?

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Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2051 on: April 03, 2015, 03:26:01 AM »
What does "necrobump"? mean?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2052 on: April 03, 2015, 03:30:25 AM »
It's a portmanteau of "necropost": replying to an old thread that hasn't been posted on in a long time, and "bump": posting on a thread to "bump" it up to the top of the board. I suppose that wasn't really a bump, but still. You get what i mean.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2053 on: April 03, 2015, 04:07:20 AM »
But seriously, you need to stop double posting and stuff.

Well, I'm the boss... Head Honcho. El Numero Uno. Mr. Big. The Godfather. Lord of the Rings. The Bourne... Identity. Er... Taxi Driver. Jaws. I forgot the question quite a while back. Who are you, again?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #2054 on: April 03, 2015, 04:12:26 AM »
Have I been double posting?

Rule of thumb: if you're answering to a user who wasn't the last poster, address them by username or use a quote.