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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1500 on: March 29, 2011, 01:53:33 PM »
     (Rachel flies over to Cassie's barn to see Tobias.

     Rachel: Tobias! I stays over the two hour limit. I'm 100% red-tailed hawk now! We can finally be together. Forget the war!

     Tobias: Well...this is a bit awkward...

     (Tobias walks in as a human)

     Tobias: I trapped myself as a human.

     Rachel: WHAT! Tobias, how could you?

     Tobias: Also...that's a male hawk.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1501 on: March 29, 2011, 06:47:51 PM »
Could you guys tell me how im doing in your comments. Im new on the forums.

Elfangor: Ax were headed to earth,

Ax: Woo! It'll be great!

Elfangor: *eye smiling* I'm glad to see were excited but remember this is a war, not a happy place. And if anything happens to me I want you to take care of my son.

Ax: What?

Elfangor: Nothing.....
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1502 on: March 29, 2011, 06:59:40 PM »
Lol so far your doing great. As long there isnt any like rude comments directed at anyone, and you obey the rules, youd be doing great. And guess what? So far you are so congrats
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1503 on: March 29, 2011, 07:54:22 PM »
"Jake, do you ever think I'm hot?" -Rachel

<Curse these parasites! You! Efram-589! Come here and scratch my back!> Visser Three, after realizing his andalite arms cannot reach his back.

"Jake, have you ever wondered how the Yeerk Invasion is going overseas? For example, Russia?"
"Screw them, we've got problems of our own." -Marco and Jake on how extensive the Yeerk Invasion really is
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1504 on: March 29, 2011, 08:23:03 PM »
Uhm...my thoughts on those are they are funny but im guessing if they are using swear words you might want to censor them, and use spoilers for any involving jokes about like pornography, stating they are innapropraite for youngins...all in all funny
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1505 on: March 29, 2011, 08:57:06 PM »
Noted. Though I have to admit, swear words have been ingrained so deeply into society that they may as well be normal language. They crop up in the books, but are often never directly spelled out so as to be 'safe for kids'. You would think if people wanted to complain, they'd complain about the brutal scenes of death, violence, war and cruel decisions made rather than the kids cussing every now and then.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1506 on: March 29, 2011, 09:30:11 PM »
Lol trust me I agree, however it is still the rules haha.

Jake: Marco...pull my finger
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1507 on: March 29, 2011, 09:38:23 PM »
*after*
Ax: Farts are funny.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1508 on: March 29, 2011, 09:41:53 PM »
...Seriously innapropriate. Funny lol but innapropriate
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1509 on: March 29, 2011, 09:45:58 PM »
Visser Three: Get those tech nerds started on building one of those cool death star things!

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Dude seriously put up the spiler for stuff like that.

Cassie: Call in the air strike!

Ax: Rachel after this war is over....would you like to go out with me? Rachel: No offence Ax but- Ax: No need to save yourself the embarrassment, I know you have a thing with Tobia, but I figured it was worth a shot. Rachel: So your cool? Ax: No I am not okay but I am going to morph fly sneak into an ice cream factory then morph human. Marco: Mind if I come with you?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1510 on: March 29, 2011, 09:56:35 PM »
Lol wow
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1511 on: March 29, 2011, 10:02:34 PM »
*First time ax morphs human*
Marco: Here try a milk dud.
Ax: No thank you.
Marco: Why?
Ax:You humans all seem to avoid these small brown balls to the point of throwing them on the ground. Once I even witnessed a human step in it, and he seemed very disgusted.
Marco: Have you been watching AFV again?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1512 on: March 29, 2011, 10:03:26 PM »
Ok seriously thats not even cool. U should put that in a spoiler and state its innapropriate
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1513 on: March 29, 2011, 10:06:40 PM »
the one before mind or mine?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1514 on: March 29, 2011, 10:13:52 PM »
Lol urs are good, but his are kinda gettin over the line
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