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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1485 on: March 17, 2011, 01:16:55 AM »
Ax listening to an iPod and shuffling around like hes dancing: Leggo! Yellow model chick! Yellow bottle sippin! Yellow lamborgini! Yellow top missin! Yeah yeah! That s**t looks like a toupee! I get what you get in ten years in two days! Ladies love me im on my cool j's! If you get what I get what would you say? She wax it all off mr miyagi!
*the rest of the group staring, Marco tries coming up with a joke: So...theres not a whole lot that can be said
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1486 on: March 17, 2011, 04:18:01 AM »
Tobias is struggling to get higher on his thermal.<Damn this is tougher then it normally is.>
Rachel is flying beside him.<Maybe those mice you are eating are making you...you know...bigger.>
Tobias turns his heard sharply to Rachel.<Hey wait...you are saying I'm fat?>
Rachel turned her head away and blushed on the inside.<M...maybe?>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1487 on: March 18, 2011, 07:55:54 PM »
     Jake: Guys, look! They updated the website!
     Rachel: Look it's me! Stunning as ever! And Cassie...You look so pretty!
     Cassie: (Walks in wearing overalls covered entirely in bird poop) I guess...But where's all the animal poop?
     Jake: I can't tell...Am I blonde?
     Tobias: Yup. My oh-so-superior hawk-sight tells me you're blonde.
     Jake: But you aren't? They still didn't get it right?
     Rachel: I'm not complaining. He's a lot better looking than the other cover models.
     Marco: Well. They just got me all wrong didn't they.
     Ax: Where am I, Prince Jake?
     Jake: They're only re-releasing the first six books.
     Ax: ...They couldn't make one for me?
     Tobias: Nah, there was a megamorphs book before the book you narrated was released.
     David: I don't know what you're all complaining about. I STILL don't get a book to narrate. Or a cover model to give my unimaginative fans (TMP) a clue as to what I look like!
     Animorphs: ...
     David: That's what I thought.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1488 on: March 18, 2011, 08:51:31 PM »
I think this is probably the best image of David anywhere:
http://expression.deviantart.com/art/The-Enemies-of-the-Animorphs-158517893

And so I've always imagined him (in books 20-22) as looking mostly like that, only more "live-action"-like to match the rest of my imagination of the Animorphs' world.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1489 on: March 27, 2011, 01:37:14 AM »
Jake: And then we will attack the...
Tobias: <WAIT! Look at that!>
*The blade ship, followed by many bug fighters, is in the air.*
Marco: Are they planning to blast everything from the sky?
Ax: <They wouldn't...>
Rachel: BIRD MORPHS NOW!! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
*Erek suddenly appears.*
Erek: Hi guys.
Cassie: What's going on?
Jake: What are they doing?
*The ships aren't visible now.*
Erek: They surrendered and are all leaving earth. Everyone is partying that they are all free now. Want to join?
Jake: What?
Erek: We locked up the Visser in his office and gave him a lecture about peace for 2 days non-stop.
Cassie: Isn't that kind of violence?
Erek: Apparently not. So who wants to join our party?
Animorphs: ...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1490 on: March 27, 2011, 10:08:53 AM »
Jake: I know how we can get into the yeerk pool! First we need to aquire Santa.......
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1491 on: March 27, 2011, 10:56:35 AM »
Jake: I know how we can get into the yeerk pool! First we need to aquire Santa.......
Visser 3:<THERE YOU ARE!!!! HOW DARE YOU NOT GIVE ME A PRESENT LAST YEAR!!!!!!>
*Shoots dracon beams at "Santa" with even more accuracy then while shooting at the animorphs*

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1492 on: March 27, 2011, 04:27:28 PM »
*Cassie looks around, locks her door, draws the curtains*
*Cassie morphs into Rachel*
Cassie: Damn it, she's bigger than me.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1493 on: March 27, 2011, 11:01:29 PM »
Team of injured Santas: THEN WE WILL USE OUR HOLIDAY MAGIC RO GIVE YOU COAL FOREVER!

Visser three: Oh no im sorry! Here have a slot car set!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1494 on: March 27, 2011, 11:53:15 PM »
[spoiler]Marco looks at Jake: Hey man can i ask you a personal question?
Jake: Sure Marco whats up?
Marco: Well, ya see, my friend just admitted to me that he had feelings for someone...
Jake: Well so far thats pretty cool, whats wrong about it?
Marco: My question was do you think its wrong that my friend likes...a guy?
Jake: Nah thats not so bad i guess. Whyd you need my help with it?
Marco stares into Jakes eyes: I love you...[/spoiler]
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1495 on: March 28, 2011, 09:30:22 AM »
Visser three: Doe, a deer, a female deer, ray a drop of su-u-un light! Me, a name i call myself. Far a pla-

Human Controller: Um sir were you just singing.

Visser three: No of course not come in here.

*holds tailblade to throat

Visser three: Ok you have several options. One you can tell someone and you and whoever you told dies. Two you can keep your mouth shut and sing backup
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1496 on: March 28, 2011, 04:44:45 PM »
Okay, imagine Tobias' class getting asked about their daddies' occupations.

Random kid 1: My daddy is a garbage man.
Random kid 2: My daddy is a firefighter! ;D
Tobias: [spoiler]My real daddy is an alien warrior. ^-^
Everybody else: :o
Teacher: Oh, kids these days... ::)[/spoiler]


That would never happen in canon, as Tobias had no idea of the truth before this had the chance to happen, and simply because he would never say it in public. But still.. :D

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1497 on: March 28, 2011, 05:31:57 PM »
Jake:I have an idea! Forget morphing! Let's have ax here rob a bank and use the money to hire some real guerilla fighters!
Cassie: Great idea jake but if they catch the fighters wont they give us up.
Jake: Duh we just morph Donald Trump and tell them that we needed a revenge job.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1498 on: March 28, 2011, 08:23:05 PM »
Jake: Erek! The Yeerks have discovered our names and are on the way to our homes. As you can see we've brought them here before they could get them. We need a place to hole up can we rely on you?
Erek: Jake we'd be glad to help. Do you need our holographic assistance?
Jake: Anything you can do to help will be great
Erek: Follow me
A shimmer of light changes the surroundings and they follow Erek down the road.
Ax: <This route is oddly familiar>
Marco: It's root not rowt
Ax: <So snout is really snoot?>
Rachel: I'm sure this is the way to the mall
The hologram changes subtly.
Erek: No. Did you know the origin of the word route is actually from the 13th century word road which itself -
Tobias: <Does anyone smell Taxxons or is it just me?>
Erek: We're nearly there. Which itself is derived from rupta which is Latin for break or rupture. Is everyone here? Jake...Jake's parents...Marco...M arco's dad...Cassie...Cass ie's parents...Rachel... Rachel's mother and sisters...Tobias and Ax. Excellent no stragglers!
Flash lights illuminate the area.
Visser 3: <Ah the "Andalite" bandits at last!>
Jake: EREK!
Erek: BAZINGA!
Ax: <Prince Jake, I believe Erek does have a sense of humour>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1499 on: March 28, 2011, 10:27:09 PM »
Jake: Ax!
Ax: Yes prince Jake?
Jake: I need you to build us a giant fighting robot!
Ax: To fight the yeerks?
Jake: No, to impress cassie.
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