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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1410 on: February 07, 2011, 06:01:34 PM »
Quote from: TobiasMasonPark on January 27, 2011, 07:53:09 PM
     Jake: Is he cuter than me?

     Marco: Yea, let me get my alien-to-english-dictionary.

     Cassie: Jake give me your shirt.

     Rachel: It's too cramped in here. I'm freaking out!

     Ten bucks if you guys can figure out where I got all of those.

Oh, Nickelodeon...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1411 on: February 07, 2011, 06:51:34 PM »
Quote from: Tobias on February 07, 2011, 06:00:30 PM
Rachel: Ready to go Flying Tobias?
Tobias: Uh actually Rach,I was going to fly with Cassie today.
Rachel: WHAT!!!??? But I'm your girl friend.

Tobias: But Cassie understands me as a hawk better than you most likely ever will!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1412 on: February 07, 2011, 07:57:54 PM »
     Jake: You did WHAT to her pool?
     Marco: I threw a chocolate bar in the pool...
     Jake: And why, pray tell, did you do that?
     Marco: Because Darlene's a ****...
     Jake: No, that won't cut it, buddy. I am going to give you an earful
     Maro: Uh, Jake? Look behind you.
     Jake: No, Marco. No time for jokes. I'm putting my foot down.
     Marco: TORNADO!
     Jake: (turns his head to see Tornado)...And another thing; your antics are getting very, very tiring... I think we all have to have a long, long talk with you back at Cassie's barn!
     (Marco runs ad Jake gets devoured)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1413 on: February 07, 2011, 07:59:57 PM »
A+ for crossthread lulz! :D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1414 on: February 07, 2011, 08:03:52 PM »
     Lol, thanks to you people for giving me the material.
Post Merged: February 10, 2011, 05:09:10 PM
     Ellimist: Yo, Crayak, what's crack-a-lackin?
     Crayak: I'm bored.
     Ellimist: Wanna screw with the inferiors?
     Crayak: Ight. But I'll go first...Let's see...Skrit Na capture two humans.
     Ellimist: Elfangor of the Andalites is teamed up with disgraced War-Prince, and lowly Aristh with knowledge of sarcasm.
     Crayak: Group lands on Taxxon homeworld. Ha! Arbron gets trapped in morph!
     Ellimist: Elfangor creates greatest threat to galaxy..
     Crayak: Alloran becomes a Visser
     Ellimist: Elfangor procreates.
     Crayak: Hm...I'm out of ideas...
     Ellimist: Elfangor's son is named Tobias
     Crayak: LOL
     Ellimist: Elfangor's son grows up unloved and unwanted. Shoved between bitter relatives.
     Crayak: Oh, you crack me up, Ellie.
     Ellimist: Kid finds friends...only to be trapped as a bird.
     Crayak: ROFL?
     Ellimist: Hm...Now...Tobias discovers that he's part Andalite.
     Crayak: I got one, I got one...Tobias is tortured by beautiful look-alike of Rachel Berenson.
     Ellimist: You are a genius, my friend. Now we'll reunite Tobias with Loren
     Crayak: Let's give his mom amnesia!
     Ellimist: Double whammy: she's blind and loves her dog more!
     Drode: You know...here ARE other characters for you two to screw with...
     Crayak: ...Rachel gets swiped by Polar Bear...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1415 on: February 10, 2011, 05:20:13 PM »
Quote from: TobiasMasonPark on February 07, 2011, 08:03:52 PM
     Lol, thanks to you people for giving me the material.
Post Merged: February 10, 2011, 05:09:10 PM
     Ellimist: Yo, Crayak, what's crack-a-lackin?
     Crayak: I'm bored.
     Ellimist: Wanna screw with the inferiors?
     Crayak: Ight. But I'll go first...Let's see...Skrit Na capture two humans.
     Ellimist: Elfangor of the Andalites is teamed up with disgraced War-Prince, and lowly Aristh with knowledge of sarcasm.
     Crayak: Group lands on Taxxon homeworld. Ha! Arbron gets trapped in morph!
     Ellimist: Elfangor creates greatest threat to galaxy..
     Crayak: Alloran becomes a Visser
     Ellimist: Elfangor procreates.
     Crayak: Hm...I'm out of ideas...
     Ellimist: Elfangor's son is named Tobias
     Crayak: LOL
     Ellimist: Elfangor's son grows up unloved and unwanted. Shoved between bitter relatives.
     Crayak: Oh, you crack me up, Ellie.
     Ellimist: Kid finds friends...only to be trapped as a bird.
     Crayak: ROFL?
     Ellimist: Hm...Now...Tobias discovers that he's part Andalite.
     Crayak: I got one, I got one...Tobias is tortured by beautiful look-alike of Rachel Berenson.
     Ellimist: You are a genius, my friend. Now we'll reunite Tobias with Loren
     Crayak: Let's give his mom amnesia!
     Ellimist: Double whammy: she's blind and loves her dog more!
     Drode: You know...here ARE other characters for you two to screw with...
     Crayak: ...Rachel gets swiped by Polar Bear...

 Ellimist: I like that idea, Drode.

*meanwhile, in Cassie's barn*

 Cassie: I love you, Tobias!
 Tobias: <I love you too, Cassie!>
 Erek (who just walked in): ...This isn't what we Chee mean by loving animals, Cassie!

 *back to the omnipotents*

 Crayak: Perfect, Ellimist. Now Jake's really going to go insane!
 Ellimist: I'm not done yet, Crayak. Wait until you see who Marco hooks up with!

 *cut to scene of Marco and Toby Hamee*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1416 on: February 13, 2011, 04:31:41 AM »
Ax: Prince Jake?
Jake sighs: Ax i already told u! im ignoring u from now on till u stop with the prince part!
Ax: Yes but prince jake...prince jake??....prince jake????....PRINCE JAKE!! PRINCE JAKE!!!!!!!!! *suddenly visser 3 pops up behind jake, then jakes head is seen rolling out of the barn*
Visser 3 looking at ax: soo...ive always wanted to tell u...i love the way ur hips move when u run! there! i said it!
*ax's eyes slowly get super wide n he is seen running from the barn with his tail between his legs-
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1417 on: February 14, 2011, 09:58:13 PM »
     Marco: Ax, why do the Garatrons look like Andalites?
     Ax: Well the only Garatron Controller on Earth is incapacitated. I guess we'll never know
     Rachel: You could just tell us
     Ax: Um...I wasn't paying attention...I was...distracted by a pretty girl in class...BUNZZZZUH
     
     (After the Animorphs retreat to their homes. Ax is seen communicating with the Andalite Government on the home world)
     Ax: No, the humans no nothing about the Garatron race.
     Andalite 1: Good, good. They will never know about the good Andalites and the Bad Andalites.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1418 on: February 14, 2011, 10:11:17 PM »
Lol id actually imagined that kinda relationship between the two species
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1419 on: February 15, 2011, 06:01:41 AM »
Controller: Sir? While going through the database, I found a species called the Iskoort. They are a combination of an Isk and a Yoort. But these Yoorts seem so similar to us. Do you know about these species?
Visser 3:<Have you discussed this with anyone else?>
Controller: No sir.
Visser 3:<Good.>
FWAPP!
Visser 3:<It's better for all of us not to know about the good Yeerks and the bad Yeerks.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1420 on: February 15, 2011, 03:33:12 PM »
Lol if i didnt actually find that one funny to id have accused u of being a copier!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1421 on: February 15, 2011, 03:39:09 PM »
     (Imagine Ax, with a group of Andalites on the home world, after the war ends)

     Andalite 1: And then what did you tell them?
     Ax: I told them that the Yeerks took OUR technology, and that they couldn't create things for themselves
     Andalites: (laughter)
     Ax: They are soooo gulliable. They actually believed that Oatmeal would be able to stop the Yeerks!
     Andalite 1: Foolish humans!
     Ax: It gets better. They thought that nuclear weapon we sent to Earth was an "ANDALITE TOILETTE! They don't know it's going to detonate in a few months!
      Andalites: (more laughter)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1422 on: February 15, 2011, 03:41:02 PM »
LMAO! That would be super twisted!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1423 on: February 15, 2011, 03:54:13 PM »
Arn Scientist (Whatever his name was): I will create a new army of Hork-Bajir clones that I can use to retake the Hork-Bajir homeworld from the Yeerks.

Marco: Wait a second...you're from the Hork-Bajir world, right?

Arn: Yes...

Marco: So...why did you need to come to Earth for Hork-Bajir DNA? I mean, Hork-Bajir homeworld. Home of Hork-Bajir. Thousands of Hork-Bajir just running around out there and you come to a planet clear across the galaxy for DNA handful of Hork-Bajir here? Does that make sense to anyone?

Jake: Come to think of it, that's a good point.

Arn: Er...well, no. You see those Hork-Bajir are all under the control of Yeerks.

Jake: Then...how did you know any Hork-Bajir on Earth would be free? I mean, Toby's only, well, barely three years old. And her parents haven't even been for much longer then that.

Rachel: And it's not like the Yeerks are going to broadcast the Hork-Bajir going missing to the universe. Their Council gets kinda iffy about stuff like that.

Arn: Well...you see...I we were...*looks to Toby* I was looking for the decendant of Dak Hamee, the Hork-Bajir Seer and-

Toby: How did you kow I was born, or that I was even a See?

Marco: Right. We didn't exactly hold a baby shower for her or anything.

Arn: ...I'm going home now.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1424 on: February 15, 2011, 03:59:40 PM »
Lol thats funny as heck! +1
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