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Offline Shark Akhrrana

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1080 on: December 29, 2009, 02:16:30 AM »
Aximili: =D *stares at TV*
Marco: he has been watching that Doctor Who Marathon all day man
Tobias: < Yeah wonder why at least its about to end >
Marco: are you kidding he is going to be talking about it all night
Tobias: < right>
Aximili:  <Tobias there has to be a way for us to reach England >
Marco: Why?
Tobias: < let me guess you want to talk to the actor about his accuracy on time travel>
Aximili: < WHAT are you talking about. We could use a Timelord on our side>
Marco: Ax .. its fiction its not..
Tobias: < are you joking>
Aximili:  < But...Timelords are real >
Marco, Tobias :  WHAT!!!!!??
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1081 on: December 29, 2009, 09:09:26 AM »
Quote from: Mira on December 10, 2009, 06:52:22 PM
Quote from: Mira on December 03, 2009, 07:28:55 PM
Jake: Hey Cassie, do you want to go hug some trees with me?
Cassie: (slaps Jakes face) PERVERT! (leaves)
Jake: (sitting on the floor rubbing him cheek) O...K that was the last time I asked Marco to help me with girls!!

Jake: Cassie, you know I am the leader and my orders for you is that you go out with me...

(((Later)))

Tom: Jake...
Jake: hmm where am I?
Tom: Your in hospital, you were attacked by a wolf!
Jake: ... Ok asking Ax wasn't really a very clever idea either
Tom: Who's Ax?
Jake: No one, it's just a nickname
Tom: For who?
Jake: For Marco... Confused yet?

Jake: Rachel are you sure about this?
Rachel: Of course I am!
Jake: But… isn’t it a mink fur in my hand?
Rachel: Yes!
Jake: And you’re still think it can work…
*Cassie arrives*
Cassie: JAKE… WHAT-is-this-in-your-hand?
Rachel: You should have seen him Cassie! He morphed tiger, ran in to the mink farm, scared away everyone and let all the animals free, he was…
*Tobias arrives*
Tobias: <Rachel, what do you mean by taking my lunch and run away like that, that’s not like you!>
*Jake faints*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1082 on: January 05, 2010, 09:46:09 AM »
Rofl thats funny

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1083 on: January 08, 2010, 10:12:49 PM »
Hahaha.  That's awesome
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1084 on: January 09, 2010, 01:50:00 PM »
Jake with Yeerk in head: I'll never tell you anything
Aximilli: "<We have ways of making people talk. Get... the comphy chair!>"
Jake: No anything but that!
Cassie: Ax that's torture
Marco: I didn't expect some kind of a Spanish Inquisition
Spanish Inquisition: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1085 on: January 09, 2010, 01:54:50 PM »
Hahaha.  NOBODY!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1086 on: January 10, 2010, 03:02:29 PM »
Ha I liked that!!

Now

Jake: Say it!
Ax: But prince Jake...
Jake: Ax...
Ax: OK... I Aximili-Essgarouth-Isthill swear that I will never ever call you prince again as long as I live!
Jake: Finally! *Gives Ax the cinnamonbun he have promised him*
Ax: THANKS PRINCE JAKE!!
Jake:  :facepalm:
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1087 on: January 10, 2010, 04:23:40 PM »
Funny, but not that unimaginable...

I still have yet to decide whether or not ax purposely says "prince Jake" even right after Jake said not to call him "prince", or if he's just that oblivious...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1088 on: January 10, 2010, 04:26:34 PM »
lol good one, Mira ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1089 on: January 10, 2010, 07:38:03 PM »
Quote from: morfowt on January 10, 2010, 04:23:40 PM
Funny, but not that unimaginable...

I still have yet to decide whether or not ax purposely says "prince Jake" even right after Jake said not to call him "prince", or if he's just that oblivious...

arisths are probably trained to always call their prince prince.  this is not a typical situation, and ax probably just keeps it up to annoy jake, same with "three of your earth minutes"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1090 on: January 12, 2010, 10:19:58 AM »
Jake - Ok let's vote now.
...
Jake - All right, 5 yes from us, and 1 no from Tobias.
Tobias - <NO!!!! YOU'RE ALL MAD FROM THE STARVATION!!! LET'S WORK OUT A WAY OUT OF THIS ROOM!!!>
Jake - (Ignores) We're eating Tobias. Ax, do it.
Ax - <Yes, Prince Jake.> (Kills Tobias)
(Later)
Rachel - Finally, after 3 days of starvation. We get something to eat.
Marco - Hey, hawks taste better than chicken!!
Human Ax - TASTE!! TASTE!! TASTE!!!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1091 on: January 12, 2010, 11:31:53 AM »
Quote from: morfowt on January 10, 2010, 04:23:40 PM
I still have yet to decide whether or not ax purposely says "prince Jake" even right after Jake said not to call him "prince", or if he's just that oblivious...

Good question, I have had that in my mind too now and then actually...

Ok now I will finish this one. (for some reason I can't let it go)

Quote from: Mira on December 29, 2009, 09:09:26 AM
Quote from: Mira on December 10, 2009, 06:52:22 PM
Quote from: Mira on December 03, 2009, 07:28:55 PM
Jake: Hey Cassie, do you want to go hug some trees with me?
Cassie: (slaps Jakes face) PERVERT! (leaves)
Jake: (sitting on the floor rubbing his cheek) O...K that was the last time I asked Marco to help me with girls!!

Jake: Cassie, you know I am the leader and my orders for you is that you go out with me...

(((Later)))

Tom: Jake...
Jake: hmm where am I?
Tom: Your in hospital, you were attacked by a wolf!
Jake: ... Ok asking Ax wasn't really a very clever idea either
Tom: Who's Ax?
Jake: No one, it's just a nickname
Tom: For who?
Jake: For Marco... Confused yet?

Jake: Rachel are you sure about this?
Rachel: Of course I am!
Jake: But… isn’t it a mink fur in my hand?
Rachel: Yes!
Jake: And you’re still think it can work…
*Cassie arrives*
Cassie: JAKE… WHAT-is-this-in-your-hand?
Rachel: You should have seen him Cassie! He morphed tiger, ran in to the mink farm, scared away everyone and let all the animals free, he was…
*Tobias arrives*
Tobias: <Rachel, what do you mean by taking my lunch and run away like that, that’s not like you!>
*Jake faints*


Jake: Marco...
Marco: <Sorry I have to...>
Jake: Not yet, Erek said that girls love dogs and Homer is visiting the vet and as you are the reason I ended up in this at the beginning you have to help me out of it!
Marco: <...Sorry Jake but I can't... any longer...> relieves himself on Jake's leg...
Jake: Marco run, because if I get my hands on you...

Tom: OK here is my 3 step plan. Read!
Jake: 1. Join the Sharing... 2... Tom this is a joke, right?
Visser 3: It's no joke, it's the only infallible plan in the world!

Tobias: (After rescuing Jake and listening to his story) <... Did it never hit you that you could JUST ASK!>
« Last Edit: January 12, 2010, 11:35:59 AM by Mira »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1092 on: January 12, 2010, 11:59:31 AM »
Somebody counted how many times Tobias was eaten? :P
Nice ones, everybody ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1093 on: January 12, 2010, 12:01:04 PM »
Quote from: Dameg on January 12, 2010, 11:59:31 AM
Somebody counted how many times Tobias was eaten? :P
Nice ones, everybody ^^

I just tried, too many!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1094 on: January 12, 2010, 11:28:56 PM »
(sometime before they met Ax)
Jake:<Tobias! How much time do we have left? I think we're near the time limit!>
Tobias:<Don't worry, you have plenty of time. 50 minutes.>
Marco:<WHAT? That doesn't make sense!>
Cassie:<Are you sure the watch isn't broken?>
Tobias:<Don't worry about it!. The watch is fine. You've been in morph for 2 hours and 10 minutes. Which leaves you 50.>
Everyone else: :facepalm:
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