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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #930 on: October 29, 2009, 07:34:23 PM »
Quote from: Mira on October 17, 2009, 02:26:57 PM
Tobias: Jake, please, you have more wild morphs than me.
Jake: I'm sorry Tobias but that those bullies are picking on you again isn't a reason to morph a tiger and attack them.
Tobias: But...
Jake: No buts' Tobias.
Tobias: But, they raped Cassie!
Jake: THEY DID WHAT *morph the tiger and attacks them*
Marco: Tobias, did they really rape Cassie?
Tobias: No they didn't, but it was best way to make him do it.

Continuation

Jake: Tobias, I know you made me morph and attack the bullies and I hope you know that this is not okay.
Tobias: I do!
Jake: And you do see that I have to punish…
Cassie: OH JAKE YOU WANTED TO PROTECT ME, YOU*RE SO SWEEEEEET! (gives Jake a biiig hug)
Jake: And Tobias, just because Cassie gave me a hug and called me sweet is not…
(Cassie gives Jake a kiss on his cheek)
Jake:… Tobias, forget what I just said I will be your slave for the rest of the year.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #931 on: October 30, 2009, 01:18:34 AM »
haha nice. jake as tobias' slave ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #932 on: October 30, 2009, 06:45:17 AM »
Guys

just spent two hours reading 63 pages. I have missed forums so much.

Anyways, all I got is:

Jake: I'm bored.
Marco: Me too
Jake: Wanna hit a strip club?
KA: Remember my commands
Jake: Fine. *sarcastic child's voice* Do you want to go play basketball marco? *normal voice* I hate the stupid scholastic restrictions.

Lame I know. Oh wells.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #933 on: October 30, 2009, 08:11:04 AM »
Rachel: hey tobias wanna take a walk down the bea....ooooh yea sorry

Lol does anyone actually get that one??
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #934 on: October 30, 2009, 08:58:30 AM »
(Tobias doesn't like water)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #935 on: October 30, 2009, 12:19:19 PM »
Quote from: roguebluejay on October 30, 2009, 06:45:17 AM
Guys

just spent two hours reading 63 pages. I have missed forums so much.

Anyways, all I got is:

Jake: I'm bored.
Marco: Me too
Jake: Wanna hit a strip club?
KA: Remember my commands
Jake: Fine. *sarcastic child's voice* Do you want to go play basketball marco? *normal voice* I hate the stupid scholastic restrictions.

Lame I know. Oh wells.

haha its like that will ferell movie
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #936 on: October 30, 2009, 04:09:37 PM »
Quote from: estrid on October 30, 2009, 12:19:19 PM
haha its like that will ferell movie

Step-Brothers? It's awesome!

Great one Jay!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #937 on: October 31, 2009, 01:40:57 PM »
Jake: Hey, Marco, why did you take this radio with you? We have a mission now, you can't keep this radio when you morph! Let it here.
Marco: No way! I have a plan! Don't worry...
Jake: No joke, Marco, we're on the way to the Yeerk Pool!
Marco: No worry, buddy! I found a channel who diffuse only country music.
Jake: And?
Marco: They gonna explode! I told you I had a plan!
Jake: ...
Cassie: Errr... Rachel, and you, why did you take this shampoo with you?
Rachel: It isn't shampoo...
Cassie: It's shampoo, I can recognize a shampoo bottle.
Rachel: It's THE shampoo! It's Head & Shoulders!
Cassie: ...
Jake: Don't listen to them, Cassie. They watched TV with Ax yesterday. (to Rachel & Marco) OK, here we split, you gonna do your... plan, Cassie, Tobias and me gonna do ours. ...Where is Ax?
Marco: He's looking for old huge spaceships hidden under earth for thousands years...
Jake:  :facepalm: I feel tired...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #938 on: October 31, 2009, 01:55:09 PM »
Lol... Very nice, Dameg... :)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #939 on: November 01, 2009, 04:35:23 PM »
Quote from: Spartan 281 (Parker) on October 30, 2009, 04:09:37 PM
Quote from: estrid on October 30, 2009, 12:19:19 PM
haha its like that will ferell movie

Step-Brothers? It's awesome!


no?> the one where will ferrel realizes the author is narrating his life


and good quotes!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #940 on: November 01, 2009, 08:30:12 PM »
Tobias:  <Taylor was such a nice person.  I'll miss them.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #941 on: November 01, 2009, 08:44:09 PM »
(the group is attempting to enter a yeerk strong hold through a checkpoint via truck)
(truck pulls up to checkpoint)
Marco: Got a new load of cows sir.
Yeerk Guard: Let me see your Identification
Ax: You don't need to see his Identification.
Yeerk Guard: I don't?
Ax: He can go about his buisness.
Yeerk Guard: Yeah. Move along then
(truck drives through)
Yeerk Guard: This seems awful familiar
(in truck)
Marco: Ax you watch way to much TV.

Cassie: Well looks like there is only one way to for sure if he has a Yeerk in there and that is with... A CHAINSAW!!!

Ax: <hasta la vista... YEERKY>.
(fires)
Marco: um, Ax honest to god there is nothing more terrifing then you with a bazzoka.
(huge explosian)
Rachel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marco: I think I just wet myself.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #942 on: November 02, 2009, 01:31:01 AM »
Visser 3:< Ok so i was eating breakfast right and this one guy shows up and is all OMG is that teh Visser and i'm all yeah  who else do you think has an Andalite host>
Visser 14 How could he not recognize you
Visser 3 < The guy was using his damn cell phone texting away liek we donlt have better technology out there sheesh>
Visser 14 But sir you thought speak
Visser 3 < I know that > *Cell phone rings with Animorphs theme ringtone* < Hold on a sec let me get that >
Visser 14 ...
Visser 3 <Hello? Who is this?>
Marco(on phone) HEY Visser 3 how are you ?
Visser 3 < Who are you and how did  you get my phone number?>
Marco: hmm i can't tell if you are answering back or not cause thought speak doesn't work with cell phones so i just wanted to tell you that you are wasting your minutes . Maybe you shoudl try to switch to an Andalite phone service or something.
Visser 3 < hmm whoever you are you are now promoted to Sub Visser 38>
Marco: ... I still can't hear you
Visser 14 may I sir?
Visser 3 < yes please>
Visser 14  The Visser said thank you for teh valuable information and that he is now promoting you to Sub Visser 38.
Marco: OH thanks tell him ok Bye.   *Click*   HEY JAKE GUESS WHAT!!!
Jake: O_o what?
Marco: Visser 3 just made me Sub Visser 38
Jake : What?
Marco: I stole my mom's phone and found his cell number so i just used your phone to call him and he promoted me.
Jake: WHAT!!?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #943 on: November 02, 2009, 08:48:51 AM »
lol I can't stop laughing now lol
*fall on the floor*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #944 on: November 02, 2009, 12:19:36 PM »
Tom: Hey what are you two up to?
Jake : D: uh nothing
Marco: Why are you looking at me like that
Tom: what. Shouldn't you be home now Marco?
Marco: Don't take that tone with e have you any idea who you are talking to
Jake: no Marco * shakes head violently*
Marco: I'm Sub Visser 38
Tom: D: I'm so sorry sir carry on with whatever it is you are doing
Marco: Thank you now move along.
Tom: Yes sir.
Jake: What do you think you are doing Marco
Marco: hey i'm using my powers to teh best of my abilities its not every day you get promoted to Visser 38
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