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Offline Darth Revan

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #915 on: October 16, 2009, 09:53:19 PM »
Sorry, I misread your post.  :-[
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #916 on: October 17, 2009, 02:26:57 PM »
Tobias: Jake, please, you have more wild morphs than me.
Jake: I'm sorry Tobias but that those bullies are picking on you again isn't a reason to morph a tiger and attack them.
Tobias: But...
Jake: No buts' Tobias.
Tobias: But, they raped Cassie!
Jake: THEY DID WHAT *morph the tiger and attacks them*
Marco: Tobias, did they really rape Cassie?
Tobias: No they didn't, but it was best way to make him do it.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #917 on: October 17, 2009, 03:40:18 PM »
Hahaha, nice. Sir Jake to the rescue.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #918 on: October 18, 2009, 06:42:36 AM »
Marco *coming in Jake's house*: Ax! WTF are you doing?!
*Ax bowing on Jake's back; Jake lying on the sofa*
Ax: <I'm tattooing a map of the Yeerk Pool on Prince Jake's back... I saw it on TV.>
Marco: No, don't...
Tobias *coming in though the window*: So the other entrance are under the cinema of the 3rd Street, and another in Rachel's favorite shop. She's still over there, dealing with a Controller for cheaper clothes...
Marco: You're helping him?!! And Rachel too?!!
Ax *still drawing*: <So the stairs will be here and there...>
Marco *looking closer to the tattoos*: Hmm, not a bad idea but... won't it disappear when he'll morph?
Ax + Tobias: ...
Marco: I see... Any of you have money to lend me? Girls loves tattooed guys! ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #919 on: October 18, 2009, 11:24:22 AM »
These are all awesome...  :)

I haven't had a chance to read the entire thread yet, though, so forgive me if this has been said already -

Tobias: You know, Marco, if you dig Rachel, that's totally cool with me...
Marco: Really??? Cuz she's totally my type!
Tobias: Yeah, letting other males muscle in on my own territory is pretty much my deal...

The Drode: You know, I just wish my life was normal!!!

Crayak: I really think you got me beat there, Ellimist... *sigh* I give up...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #920 on: October 18, 2009, 03:54:38 PM »
Nice on Adeon.

Dameg, that was priceless. A Prison Break/Animorphs crossover!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #921 on: October 18, 2009, 04:22:54 PM »
Thank you ^^ I really liked the other ones about Ax watching too many movies. We should try to find more ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #922 on: October 18, 2009, 04:34:44 PM »
Ax (watching TV): Yes! I totally called that! Boo-yah!
Tobias: What, what???
Ax: I totally knew that she was gonna kiss Claire! I knew it! I knew it!
Tobias: Uh...  :huh:

Ax: You know, I'm actually kinda getting sick of "These Messages"... I mean, they're so repetitious and annoying! I don't know why I never realized it before.
Marco: Are you serious? Are you going to try to get, like, TiVo or something?
Ax: Nah, man, I was totally joshing you... I still love "These Messages".  >:D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #923 on: October 19, 2009, 08:38:42 AM »
That one gave me a great mental video xD
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #924 on: October 22, 2009, 09:40:48 AM »
Tobias: Hey cassie what are you doing?
Cassie (holding a shotgun): Theres this bird that keeps flying back. Ima get his a$$ this time!
*Tobias looks around at all the carnage of dead birds*: What were those ones then?
Cassie: I missed....a lot
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #925 on: October 22, 2009, 05:56:31 PM »
(Marco walks in to his friends who is sitting in Jake's family's livingroom)

Marco: Hi everyone!
Jake: Hi Marco, sit down please.
Marco: You wanted to see me?
Jake: Yes Marco that's right!
Rachel: It's about you latest joke.
Marco: The one about Mr Chapman? You really believed it? HAHAHAHA
Ax: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Marco: Ax are you laughing?
Ax: Yes, actually your latest joke gave me a lot of humor!
Cassie: He laughed all the way back here actually!
Marco: Really?! *surprised*
Tobias: Yes, actually none of us have laughed this much for years! *smile*
Rachel: Quite funny really! You know, parts of me laughed and parts of me cried. Great joke Marco!
Marco: Thanks... I think...
Jake: You're welcome *smile*
Cassie: Marco you don't get it at all, do you?
Marco: Get what?
*Tom arrives*
Cassie: Tom, take him!
Tom: As you wish Visser 16!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #926 on: October 22, 2009, 06:02:20 PM »
Hahaha, awesome twist! +1
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #927 on: October 22, 2009, 06:17:51 PM »
I wonder if Marco actually had a nightmare like that?

"Finally, you guys get my jokes! Wait, who are you and what have you done with my friends?" He says jokingly.

Cassie: "I am Visser 16. Tom, take him!"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #928 on: October 26, 2009, 03:08:35 AM »
How about

Ax: What kind of meat is this.

Cassie: Andalite. I LOVE ANDALITE MEAT!

Ax: Good. NO wonder it tastes so much like Elfangor. Aste. Taste.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #929 on: October 27, 2009, 08:44:21 PM »
Ax: spam, spam, spam, spam, LOVELY SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM.

Rachel: SHUT UP!
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