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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #870 on: October 07, 2009, 09:32:52 PM »
Hahaha omg thats hilarious Parker!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #871 on: October 08, 2009, 07:12:41 PM »
(Marco comes in to Jake, who lies in his bed with a white face and damp eyes)

Marco: Jake what's wrong?
Jake: It's Tom!
Marco: OMG has he found out about us?
Jake: No, it's worse, he have began to cook.
Marco: Cook!
Jake: Yes...
Marco: ...
Jake: Marco give me the bucket quick.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #872 on: October 08, 2009, 08:28:04 PM »
Nice. hahaha

Jake: Marco?
Marco: Yeah?
Jake: Where's Cassie?
Marco: Well we were testing whether alcohol stays in the blood system even after morphing.
Jake: Alcohol!?!
Marco: Calm down daddy, will ya?
Jake: Fine, so what happened? Where's Cassie?
*A falcon flys into the barn and hits the wall straight on*
Marco: Apparently it stays in your system.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #873 on: October 09, 2009, 12:08:03 AM »
haha mira and parker, those r good :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #874 on: October 09, 2009, 05:57:24 AM »
lol It'd be nice if they actually tested some stuff like that :p
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #875 on: October 09, 2009, 06:05:32 PM »
Rachel: <Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.>

Jake: <Frosted Flaaaakes, they're moooore thaaan good . . . They're GRRRRRRREAT!>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #876 on: October 09, 2009, 06:17:09 PM »
Nice, I wonder if camcorders can record thought-speak? :D


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #877 on: October 09, 2009, 08:19:30 PM »
Quote from: DinosaurNothlit on October 09, 2009, 06:05:32 PM
Rachel: <Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.>

Jake: <Frosted Flaaaakes, they're moooore thaaan good . . . They're GRRRRRRREAT!>

You are soooo applauded for this:)

Jake: Hi, Marco, Rachel. This is my cousin... Phillip.
Ax: Yes. I am Prince Jake's cousin, Philip. I am from out of state.
Marco: You're from way, way out of state.
Cassie: Definitely!
Jake: Don't call me Prince.
Rachel: Nice to see you again, Phillip.
Tobias: Eh...
Tom: Hi!
Jake: Eh... hi!
Tom: What exactly was that about Jake's cousin Philip from another state?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #878 on: October 09, 2009, 08:27:31 PM »
Yeah, what were they planning to do if Tom bumped into him in the hallway? Or maybe he's a highschooler, since they're in middle school.

I wonder if anyone other than me continued claling his Human morph Phillip after that book.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #879 on: October 09, 2009, 08:33:55 PM »
I didn't anyway. And of course he could come in. I visited my little sister in her school a lot of times even when I had moved on to higher studies. Maybe he would want to see Chapman... or maybe they did the same thing somewhere else...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #880 on: October 12, 2009, 07:17:13 AM »
Chapman: Oh, Tom, I saw your cousin at school today. Don't you think he can become a Controller?
Tom: You mean Rachel?
Chapman: No, your cousin from another state, Philip. Which state exactly?
Tom: What are you talking about? I've no cousin whose name's Philip!
Chapman: ...
Tom: ...
*guess what happens next ;)*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #881 on: October 12, 2009, 12:06:18 PM »
TObias: <Hey rachel!>
Rachel: "Yeah?"
Tobias: <Boot to the head!>

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

Rachel: hey cassie!
Cassie: Hmm?
Rachel: I said stop eating tobias!!
*Cassie drops Tobias onto the ground bleeding*
Cassie: sorry but he tastes like chicken

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

Jake: CASSIE NOOOO!
Cassie: What? The show said to add hot sauce to the bird then cook it for 3 hours...
Jake: YEAH BUT NOT TOBIAS!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
*Cassie shrugs*
Cassie: I dont know my parents say im schizophrenic
Jake: YEAH WELL I THINK I OUGHTA BEAT YOU WITH A HOSE!
*Visser 3 walks in about to say something menacing to Jake but Jake hurls a foot ball at his head*
Jake: NO! I DONT GOT TIME FOR YOUR CRAP TO! GET OUT!
*Visser 3 runs*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #882 on: October 12, 2009, 12:16:51 PM »
There seem to be a lot of killing/eating Tobias. I guess that goes hand in hand with people saying he's a wangsty emo hawk.

Jake: for the last time Ax, stop calling me prince!

Ax: You know what? It's just a gesture of respect! You're lucky I even follow you at all! You'd all be nothlits by now if it wasn't for me! Or killed by some Hork-Bajir, because I'm the only one here that can fight one while demorphed!

Jake: I'm sorry Ax.

Ax: well, shove it! If this were a real military troup, we'd be calling the leader Sir! Except I'm calling you Prince as a sign of respect and acknowledgement! One would think you'd just be happy that I didn't do what my people probably would have wanted me to do!

Jake: Okay. I apologize. You can call me Prince.

Ax: Yes Prince Jake.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #883 on: October 12, 2009, 01:46:35 PM »
Ahh, good stuff, all of it. Specially the marco-rat-morph during class, I totally saw that happening in my head.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #884 on: October 12, 2009, 03:06:10 PM »
haha u guys those are all hilarious
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