Just to steer away from Monty Python...
Don't listen to the noob. You must dive head first into all that is Monty Python!
*Visser 3 is looking into the mirror*
Visser 3: <I deserve good things, I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with.>
*Sub-Visser 357 walks in to see Visser 3 morphing into a puppy*
SV357: Oh, sorry sir, I didn't realize
Visser 3: <Get out! Can't you see I'm having a moment!?!>
SV357: Gaagh! sorry, I just- the door- not locked- I'll leave.
Visser 3: <IdeservegoodthingsI
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