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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #750 on: May 30, 2009, 08:32:24 AM »
oh!! Ok sorry... It didn't come to my brain before >_< Thanks!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #751 on: May 30, 2009, 09:21:46 PM »
(More Monty python)
the first book
Tobias:We won't hurt you.
Elfangor: <Oh, don't give me that! Every time I land on a planet its: we won't harm you, we offer our hospitality, or we're not worthy.>

Jake: Right where we left off you auxiliaries how to defend yourself against a controller armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
James: you said we wouldn't do fruit this week
Jake: whats wrong with fruit? You think you know it all eh?
James: Well couldn't you teach us something more practical like defending yourself against a yeerk with a dracon beam.
Jake: Dracon beams! Fresh fruit not good enough for you is it!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #752 on: June 04, 2009, 04:17:54 AM »
Yeerk: Visser what does the scouter say about his variety of morphs?
Visser 3: It's over 9000!!!!!!!
Yeerk: What?
Visser 3: It's over 9-9000!!!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #753 on: June 04, 2009, 09:21:42 AM »
Quote from: Aquilai on June 04, 2009, 04:17:54 AM
Yeerk: Visser what does the scouter say about his variety of morphs?
Visser 3: It's over 9000!!!!!!!
Yeerk: What?
Visser 3: It's over 9-9000!!!!!
DBZ reference.

I remember watching the abridged series, and Vageta says "It's only 1006. You can take him, Nappa. Oh, wait, I had the scouter upside down."
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #754 on: June 04, 2009, 04:51:36 PM »
Jake- "Oww...Marco that is WAY to fast!"

Marco: "Imma go sleep with Ax!"

Cassie: "I am going to dissect you and cook you on my stove"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #755 on: June 04, 2009, 05:04:43 PM »
(More monty python)
Warning to all french people on the forum: do not read this unless you are very tolerant and have the ability to laugh at yourself vigorusly

[spoiler]Visser 3: (In a french accent) "<You Andalites. I fart in your general direction, you secondhand pair of electric donkey bottoms. Your fathers were all hamsters and your mothers smelled of elderberries. I wave my privates in your direction you Knnigets! PHHBBTH!>
Marco: Did someone slip the visser LSD or something?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #756 on: June 04, 2009, 05:33:00 PM »
The Drode: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Rachel: Ask me the questions, Drode. I am not afraid.
The Drode: What... is your name?
Rachel: My name is Rachel of The Animorphs.
The Drode: What... is your quest?
Rachel: To seek the Liberation of Earth and destruction of the Yeerk Empire. .
The Drode: What... is your favourite colour?
Rachel: Red.
The Drode: Go on. Off you go.
Rachel: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Marco: That's easy.
The Drode: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Marco: Ask me the questions, Drode. I'm not afraid.
The Drode: What... is your name?
Marco: Marco of The Animorphs.
The Drode: What... is your quest?
Marco: To seek the Liberation of Earth and destruction of the Yeerk Empire.
The Drode: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Marco: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Marco: Auuuuuuuugh.
The Drode: Stop. What... is your name?
Aximili: Sir Aximili Esgarrouth-Isthill of The Animorphs.
The Drode: What... is your quest?
Aximili: I seek destruction of the Yeerk Empire.
The Drode: What... is your favourite colour?
Aximili: Red. No, blu...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
The Drode: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
Jake: It is 'Jake', Leader of the Animorphs.
The Drode: What... is your quest?
Jake: To seek the liberation of Earth and destruction of the Yeerk Empire.
The Drode: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Jake: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
The Drode: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
The Drode: Auuuuuuuugh.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #757 on: June 04, 2009, 11:32:14 PM »
haha monty python references for the win! ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #758 on: June 05, 2009, 01:01:16 AM »
I love this bridge part  ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #759 on: June 05, 2009, 01:26:42 PM »
Hahahaha.  The bridge part of that movie is the best part ever!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #760 on: June 05, 2009, 03:41:59 PM »
Bladeship Guard: None shall pass.
Ax: <What?>
Bladeship Guard: None shall pass!
Ax: <I have no quarrel with you, good Sir. But I must access this bridge.>
Bladeship Guard: Then you shall die.
Ax: <I command you to stand aside!>
Bladeship Guard: I move for no one.
Ax: <So be it!>
[Ax cuts off Bladeship Guard's left arm]
Ax: <Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!>
Bladeship Guard: 'Tis but a scratch!
Ax: <A scratch? Your arm's off!>
Bladeship Guard: No, it isn't!
Ax: <Well, what's that then?>
Bladeship Guard: I've had worse.
Ax: <You liar!>
Bladeship Guard: Come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. Ax cuts off the Guard's right arm]
Ax: <Victory is mine!>
[The Guard begins kicking him]
Bladeship Guard: Come on, then.
Ax: <What?>
Bladeship Guard: Have at you!
Ax: <You are indeed brave, Sir, but the fight is mine!>
Bladeship Guard: Oh, had enough, eh?
Ax: <Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #761 on: June 05, 2009, 03:52:42 PM »
haha that was my FAVE part of that monty python movie! ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #762 on: June 05, 2009, 04:40:15 PM »
XD

Monty Python.  I should go watch that.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #763 on: June 05, 2009, 06:22:53 PM »
It makes me want to watch the monty python movie. Is it just called Monty Python, or something else?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #764 on: June 05, 2009, 06:41:28 PM »
It's called "Holy Grail" officially, but it's known as

Monty Python's The quest for the Holy Grail.

You should also see The Meaning of Life. That's another Monty Python classic.
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