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Offline Ash

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #735 on: May 27, 2009, 11:14:57 AM »
Quote from: Galladerotom on May 26, 2009, 07:55:09 PM
(An alternate ending)
Erek: that is the Visser's new morph
Jake:Where?
Erek: Over there.
Jake: You mean behind that rabbit
Erek: It is the rabbit
Jake: You idiot you had us all worked up over a little rabbit.
Erek: Its no ordinary rabbit. It has teeth this big and it can jump about.
Jake: Rachel go deal with it.
Rachel: One Rabbit stew coming right up

(She morphs to grizzly and goes towards the rabbit)
(The Rabbit jumps up and beheads her)
Jake: Jesus christ!
Erek: I tried to warn you but did you listen to me nooooooooo. It's only a wee little bunny.
Jake: Oh shut up. Morph and charge.
(After a brief and brutal struggle)
Jake: <Run away! Run away!>
(They retreat)
Jake: <Right how many auxilaries did we lose?>
James: <Well lets see... Boris, hector, and Gwain>
Jake: <that makes five>
Ax: <Three prince Jake.>
Jake: alright three. That thing is unstoppable
Ax: <Prince Jake we do have the holy hand granade of antioch>...

That was GOOOD!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #736 on: May 27, 2009, 11:40:17 AM »
AniLeader69: Dayum gurl yo got dat nice ass
treehuggur32: Oh yeaa! you lyke dat boi?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #737 on: May 27, 2009, 01:06:12 PM »
hahah XD took me a bit to figure it out than i paid attention to teh names XD
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #738 on: May 27, 2009, 03:29:05 PM »
Haha.  Nice Russ and Galla!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #739 on: May 28, 2009, 05:36:48 PM »
...Nice

My turn... again... This is a cruel one

Jake and Marco are watching TV and Jake has fell asleep.

Marco: (morphs Tom and attacks Jake)
Jake: What?
Marco (as Tom): Who is Aximili-Esgarrough-Isthill?!
Jake: ...
Marco: Don't play innocent, you mumbled it in your sleep!!
Jake:  :o
Marco: (demorphs)
Jake: MARCO... (chase Marco)

Maybe I should have saved that for Halloween?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #740 on: May 28, 2009, 06:11:47 PM »
Hahahaha.  I love it!  That's awesome
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #741 on: May 28, 2009, 06:18:52 PM »
Thank you :bow2:
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #742 on: May 28, 2009, 07:16:49 PM »
haha mira, thats cruel but funy:P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #743 on: May 28, 2009, 07:25:47 PM »
Another Monty python reference or two.
Some of you might not get these.

(Walks into candy store)
Ax: Good Morning I was siting in my adobe evaluating the Oxford English Dictionary when I suddenly found myself feeling a little peckish.
Cashier: Peckish? Oh hungry.
Ax: exactly so I went forth and decided to infiltrate your market to negotiate the vending of sweet convestibles
Cashier: Come again?
Ax: I did like to buy some candy.
Cashier: Oh so what can I do for you.
Ax: Well I rather fancy some gummy worms
Cashier: Oh I am afraid we never have that at the end of the week we usually don't have it until Monday
Ax: Then some pop rocks if you please.
Cashier: They've been on order for two weeks was expecting them this morning
Ax: Not my lucky day is it. Nerds.
Cashier:Nope
Ax: Shockers
Cashier: Not as such
Ax: Bubble tape
Cashier: No
Ax: Venezuelan beaver pops
Cashier: Not today sir no
Ax: ah, how about chocolate
Cashier: Well we don't have much call for it around here sir
Ax: I'm sorry but I'm going to have to kill you
(Pulls out gun and shoots guy)

(Enters pet shop)
Customer: I wish to register a complaint
Cashier: We're almost off to lunch
Customer: Never mind, I wish to return these two parrots that I purchased half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Cashier: What's wrong with them.
Customer: See for yourself.
Marco: Sqquacck! Who cut the cheese? Squawk!
Cassie: Sqquacck! We should be flying free in our native habitat! Squawk! Save the Rainforest!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #744 on: May 28, 2009, 07:28:14 PM »
haha monty python for the win! i remember the second skit, dont think i ever saw the first one
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #745 on: May 28, 2009, 08:16:15 PM »
Hahahaha.  I love Monty Python.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #746 on: May 29, 2009, 09:25:45 AM »
Quote from: Galladerotom on May 28, 2009, 07:25:47 PM
(Enters pet shop)
Customer: I wish to register a complaint
Cashier: We're almost off to lunch
Customer: Never mind, I wish to return these two parrots that I purchased half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Cashier: What's wrong with them.
Customer: See for yourself.
Marco: Sqquacck! Who cut the cheese? Squawk!
Cassie: Sqquacck! We should be flying free in our native habitat! Squawk! Save the Rainforest!

Much better than the dead one...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #747 on: May 29, 2009, 03:18:33 PM »
And, on the Monty Python tangent...

Ax: Jake!  Jake I've got it!
Jake: Got what?
Ax: I know how to defeat the yeerks!
Jake: Yeah?  What is it?
Ax: It came to me through the television, like a vision.
Jake: WHAT IS IT?!
Ax: The funniest joke in the world!  Apparently, everyone who hears or reads it dies of laughter!
Jake: That's brilliant!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #748 on: May 30, 2009, 03:24:22 AM »
Quote from: Fasty so Nasty on May 27, 2009, 11:40:17 AM
AniLeader69: Dayum gurl yo got dat nice ass
treehuggur32: Oh yeaa! you lyke dat boi?
... Wait a minute... Explanation needed here!! >_< AniLeader = Jake on Internet? And Treehuggur??
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #749 on: May 30, 2009, 08:21:50 AM »
treehugger is obviously Cassie.
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