Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say

[Faerie Larka]

Lol.  That is amazing.

[Shark Akhrrana]

hahah that is awesome

Arcade gaming 20$
Lunch 5$
New Morphing suit 10$
Risking your life to save the World   Priceless
there are some things money can buy
for everything else we got an Escafil device

Aximili: < Marco I don't get it that is nothing liek in teh television>

[Faerie Larka]

Lol.  That's awesome, Sharky.

[Dameg]

"Note no refunds from decapitations." lol lol
Amazing too Sharky^^

[Mira]

First: +1 to Chad for Ax making a superhero of Elfangor, and Dameg for the Super Andalite, and Sharky who inspired me to this...

Spiderman: You know Jake can beat Marco any time no buts about it
Batman: I have to disagree with you... again. Marco is almost human in his gorilla morph Jake is only a primitive kitty
Spiderman: But still he has all the...
Jake: Marco... y...you c..c..can see them too right?
Marco: ... Yes
Jake & Marco: *runs away screaming*
Rachel: HAAAAA They actually believed it haaaaaaaaahahaha *takes the Batman suit off*
Cassie: *takes the Spiderman suit off* Yes did you see their faces... haahahaaahahahaha

[Dameg]

lol lol Poor Jake and Marco
(and thanks for the karma ^^ now I have 100!!)

[Shark Akhrrana]

NOW THAT WAS JUST PRICELESS
made me laugh so hard XD

[Faerie Larka]

XD

Hahahahaha

That is amazing!!!!

[estrid]

haha mira that was a good one!

[Shark Akhrrana]

Aximili: < I have an anouncement to make !>
Rachel: " oh no he is going to cook something again
Marco: aww come on Rachel his cooking is not that bad.
Aximili: < no it has nothing to do with food >
Marco: " now that is a surprise "
Cassie: "well what is the news?"
Jake: " yes please no more suspense"
Aximili: <After reading about the people of Earth i have come to a conclusion on what morph I qill Aquire to defeat Visser 3 in battle and also as a bonus stop teh invasion once and for all!>
Marco: "Orly"
Amimili: <YARLY>
Rachel: "NO WAI... sorry couldn't resist"
Jake : "OK just spill it already!!!!"
Aximili: < All i need is to aquire Chuck Norris...from what i read he is virtualy unstopable >
Marco: :FACEPALM:

[Faerie Larka]

Hahahahaha.  That would be an interesting turn of events

[Chad32]

Ax: <Well, Chuck Norris and Mr. T. Frolis maneuver, of course.>

[Galladerotom]

(An alternate ending)
Erek: that is the Visser's new morph
Jake:Where?
Erek: Over there.
Jake: You mean behind that rabbit
Erek: It is the rabbit
Jake: You idiot you had us all worked up over a little rabbit.
Erek: Its no ordinary rabbit. It has teeth this big and it can jump about.
Jake: Rachel go deal with it.
Rachel: One Rabbit stew coming right up

(She morphs to grizzly and goes towards the rabbit)
(The Rabbit jumps up and beheads her)
Jake: Jesus christ!
Erek: I tried to warn you but did you listen to me nooooooooo. It's only a wee little bunny.
Jake: Oh shut up. Morph and charge.
(After a brief and brutal struggle)
Jake: <Run away! Run away!>
(They retreat)
Jake: <Right how many auxilaries did we lose?>
James: <Well lets see... Boris, hector, and Gwain>
Jake: <that makes five>
Ax: <Three prince Jake.>
Jake: alright three. That thing is unstoppable
Ax: <Prince Jake we do have the holy hand granade of antioch>...

[estrid]

haha yes! monty python reference for the win!

[Mira]

Monty Python rules