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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #690 on: May 19, 2009, 09:32:25 AM »
haha sharky thats a good 1!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #691 on: May 19, 2009, 05:09:04 PM »
Haha nice, Sharky
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #692 on: May 19, 2009, 06:53:11 PM »
Tobias flying overhead sees Aximili jumping and prancing in place.
< HEY AX MAN WHAT YOU UP TO>
Aximili <nothing>
Tobias:  hmm he must be watching exercising videos again... < what are you watching?>
Aximili <movie>
Tobias lands on branch close enough to see what is on TV  <o_o  .....   BAMBI?>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #693 on: May 19, 2009, 07:04:09 PM »
haha shark!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #694 on: May 22, 2009, 05:27:33 AM »
Marco: Please Tobias, at least you don't have to do it for me, you will do it in this bowl
Tobias: No Marco if you want to throw hawk droppings on Chapman for some stupid detention, you will have to find another hawk.
Marco: OK. Can I acquire you?
Tobias: ... Ax did he just asked if he could acquire me?
Ax: Yes
Tobias: Marco, go find another hawk or I will show up in school and tell the girls that it was you who sneaked on them in the shower
Marco: But I didn't... Wait, the girls believed you to be a complete dork... Who would believe you?
Tobias: Rachel and Cassie...!
Marco: ... good point
Ax: Besides. Prince Jake wouldn't allow you to morph a hawk just to throw... you know what... on Chapman just because of some detention.
Marco: Unfortunately Jake is not here so I can't ask him
Jake: Hi Marco!
Marco: Aaa where did YOU came from?
Jake: Hawk droppings, detention, Chapman... What is it that I don't get here Marco?
Marco: OK but THOSE two threaten me to tell the girls that I was the one who sneaked on them in the shower last week
Jake:...
Tobias: OMG IT WAS YOU!!
Jake: Not only... Please don't tell Rachel she promised me she would tell Tom about me if she found out it was me
Marco: ... *sneers* I think we have a hold on you Prince Jake... Maybe it's too risky to tell Rachel... but Cassie
Jake: NO
Cassie: Hey everyone
Marco: Hi Cassie, Jake really wants to tell you something...
Jake: ... Marco please!
Cassie: What?
Marco: He...
Jake: ...MARCO!!
Marco: He really wants to wish you a nice weekend.
Jake: *faints*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #695 on: May 22, 2009, 07:40:59 AM »
lol ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #696 on: May 22, 2009, 11:14:19 AM »
Ax:Yeerk scum!
Visser Three: Andalite filith!
Ax:Yeerk scum!
Visser Three: Andalite filith!
Ax: Andalite filith!
Visser Three: Yeerk scum!
Ax laughs
Visser Three: Wait a minute...Hey, why you wittle!
*Looney tunes style chase begins*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #697 on: May 22, 2009, 12:48:26 PM »
haha mira thats awesome!

and robs, thats actually not so bad
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #698 on: May 22, 2009, 03:16:32 PM »
Lol.  Nice Mira and R
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #699 on: May 22, 2009, 08:03:16 PM »
Ax: An Andalite, a human and a Yeerk sat down one day to ponder the mysteries of life. The Andalite said there are more reasons to eat cinnamon buns than there are to fight wars. The human said there are more reasons to make cinnamon buns than to fight wars. The Yeerk said we came we saw we made them all eat Marmite instead! Neep neep!


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Jake: Er yeah my girlfriend Cassie died recently we always used to come here.
Stranger: Aw I'm sorry about that. Don't you have a friend or family member who could come here?
Jake: Nah they're all at her funeral.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #700 on: May 22, 2009, 11:17:10 PM »
haha cold but somehow funny at the same time
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #701 on: May 23, 2009, 12:02:11 PM »
Lol.  That's really horrible, but still funny
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #702 on: May 23, 2009, 05:32:00 PM »
*At the constriction site, while Visser Three is getting off the bladeship.*

Elfangor: <Fire!>

*Visser three dies instead of a bugfighter getting destroyed.*

"Visser Three has been killed! All forces retreat!"

<Ok, nevermind. Looks like you won't need to carry the burden after all. Go enjoy your newfound powers.>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #703 on: May 23, 2009, 07:56:54 PM »
Lol.  Very nice.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #704 on: May 24, 2009, 02:11:43 AM »
Jake: you know Batman can beat Spiderman no ifs or buts about it
Marco: I have to disagree with you my friend Batman is just a guy in a suit he has no actual powers
Jake: but he has all the stuff he needs to be a superhero without the powers and he can STILL beat Spiderman
Rachel: are those guys at it again?
Cassie: yep as always
Rachel: <_< Dragonfly can beat Batman and Spiderman
Jake & Marco:   ......
Rachel: what you don't like superheroines? or are you afraid to admit defeat
Cassie: what about Captain planet?
Aximili: <I think my people need to create fictional heroes with special powers to defeat evil... I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS TOPIC...not fair >
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