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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #645 on: May 09, 2009, 05:38:21 PM »
Hahaha nice job
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #646 on: May 09, 2009, 08:18:26 PM »
Aximili , <Oh i remember this>
Marco " That is Youtube
Aximili < yes we have that in the homeworld>
Marco " you have youtube?
Aximili < yes we used it for training purposes >
Marco " Now that explains everything !"
Aximili < we can use this as a way to reach my people>
Marco ...... " what"
Aximili < you film me and put me on youtube and when my people see it they will come here>
Marco "you know that is not going to work. What have you been drinking ?"
Aximili < I am not certain its a drink called Wise Key i think it might be one of those energy drinks >
Marco " WISKEY OMG you ARE drunk and i thought i was making a joke "
Aximili < huh?>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #647 on: May 09, 2009, 08:20:15 PM »
Ahahaha.  Ax drunk would be awesome.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #648 on: May 09, 2009, 10:57:36 PM »
mira that was awesome!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #649 on: May 10, 2009, 02:02:27 AM »
lol very good ones ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #650 on: May 10, 2009, 03:52:50 AM »
Ax was born drunk :clap:

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #651 on: May 11, 2009, 01:40:33 PM »
Ax loaded would be funny as hell
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #652 on: May 11, 2009, 03:08:57 PM »
Ax:  [singing] Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
      We're finally on our own.
      This summer I hear the drumming,
      Four dead in Ohio.
Marco: Is that...is that Neil Young?
Ax: Yeah, maaaan.  F*** the man!
Marco: Are you...are you high?
Ax: Pfft.  My boy Jimi suggested this s*** to me.  It is niiiice.
Marco: LSD?
Ax: LSD...yeah...or LCD?  I dunno man.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #653 on: May 11, 2009, 05:03:55 PM »
HAhahaha that was good.



Hiker #1: Jack!
Hiker #2: What?
Hiker #1: I'm freaking out man, I'm hearing voices in my head.
Hiker #2: Um... you mean like a song being sung horribly?
Hiker #1: Yeah, oh man, do you hear it too?
Hiker #2: Yeah, I wasn't gonna say anything, I thought you were going to call me crazy.
Hiker #1: What the hell is going on?
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Ax: < 57 bottles of beer on the wall, 57 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 56 bottles of beer on the wall.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #654 on: May 11, 2009, 06:21:16 PM »
HAhahaha that was good.



Hiker #1: Jack!
Hiker #2: What?
Hiker #1: I'm freaking out man, I'm hearing voices in my head.
Hiker #2: Um... you mean like a song being sung horribly?
Hiker #1: Yeah, oh man, do you hear it too?
Hiker #2: Yeah, I wasn't gonna say anything, I thought you were going to call me crazy.
Hiker #1: What the hell is going on?
*Meanwhile, 1 mile away*
Ax: < 57 bottles of beer on the wall, 57 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 56 bottles of beer on the wall.>
why do I get the feeling ax drank all 44 bottles of beer?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #655 on: May 11, 2009, 08:29:53 PM »
haha fae and park those are awesome!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #656 on: May 11, 2009, 08:58:21 PM »
Ahahahaha Ax is the poster child for D.A.R.E
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #657 on: May 11, 2009, 11:53:32 PM »
Ax (singing): I was gonna go to Yeerk Pool until I got high, houhou, I was gonna kill some Yeerks in there but then I gonna high, lalala, the Pool is still full of Yeerks and I know why, yehee!! 'coz I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiigh!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #658 on: May 12, 2009, 01:49:05 AM »
dameg thats awesome! ahaha
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #659 on: May 12, 2009, 10:29:24 AM »
I'd like to make the full song for the Animorphs, but I'll need to think more ^^
I'm addicted to this song...
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