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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1785 on: August 12, 2011, 07:43:10 PM »
*snickersnort*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1786 on: August 12, 2011, 09:56:38 PM »
Ax: No I won't eat that snickers.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1787 on: August 12, 2011, 10:34:08 PM »
Ax: So then I walked over to her and was all like, Hey baby, you me, movies, saturday. Wear something pretty. And she was all like spraying me with mace.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1788 on: August 18, 2011, 12:43:18 AM »
Alloran(or Visser Three. This works for both of them) : *to his tailblade* This is my friend. See how it glistens. See this one shine...How he smiles in the light. My friend. My faithful friend...Speak to me friend. Whisper...I'll listen. I know, I know you've been locked out of sight all these years, like me My friend...well I've come home to find you waiting. Home, and we're together! And we'll do wonders. Won't we?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1789 on: August 18, 2011, 12:48:02 AM »
     Pee Wee Herman PSA

     (Note. Drug Addiction is NOT humorous. It is a serious affair. Drug PSA's, however, are rather funny.))

     Visser Three: This is Oatmeal. It is a drug. It is not glamorous. It is addictive. And it could drive you and your host crazy. It will make you want to jump out of buildings. Look, all Yeerks want to be cool. But doings Oats will take you down a bad road. Just say no.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1790 on: August 18, 2011, 09:12:23 AM »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1791 on: August 18, 2011, 10:10:07 AM »
Marco: So Ax, you are always calling it "The Andalite homeworld" what is the actual name for your home planet?
Ax: Transexual Transylvania

Rachel: Hey Mellisa, wanna hang out?

Visser 3: Andalite fleet, attack earth
Prince wha-tev-er: Ummm he is still a war prince, I think we have to...

Jake: OK Cassie, it's OK not to know how military time works, but how could you be that wrong about it? Are you retarded?

Ax: Hey, you guys think I should pick up an animal to use as a battle morph so Visser 3 doesn't get suspicious that there is always one and only one Andalite fighting?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1792 on: August 18, 2011, 11:03:11 AM »
Ax holding tail blade in his hands: "This is my tail-blade There are many like it but this one's mine! Without me my tail-blade is nothing, without my tail-blade I am nothing!"

Actually, maybe he would say that.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1793 on: August 18, 2011, 03:14:30 PM »
Haha!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1794 on: August 18, 2011, 04:19:16 PM »
Years after the war, Jake is standing in the desert as Tobias in hawk morph munches on a mouse.

Tobias: So what you're saying, is R-bleeep cut through nine thousand, four hundred and sixty-six yeerks before she killed Tom?

Jake: No, there weren't really nine thousand, four hundred and sixty-six Yeerks. Visser Three's brother was named Esplin 9466. It turns out he was Tom's new Yeerk the whole time.

Tobias: And...why'd he call himself that?

Jake: I don't know. I guess he thought it sounded cool.

Tobias: How'd she get the Grizzly morph?

Jake: It would appear, that Cassie helped her acquire it.

Tobias: *whistles* Didn't she swear a blood oath never to help another Animorph?

Jake: It would appear that she has broken that oath.

Tobias: Man, that BLEEP can sure hold a grudge. Or, maybe you just bring that out in people.

Jake: *chuckles* I know this is a silly question before I ask, but do you have full arsenal of morphs?

Tobias: *Tears another chunk of mouse off* I uh, went nothlit again.

Jake: You, morphed another hawk and relinquished your only chance to be human ever again?

Tobias: It wasn't that special. Hello, Marco's the only one of us who ever avenged a parent. I couldn't even get the guy that killed my own dad.

Jake: But if she comes-

Tobias: I'm a hawk in the desert, Jake. If R-bleep wants to start something, have her morph hawk, come on down into my territory, and then we'll be in a fight.

Jake: *sighs* Look, I know we've had a falling out. But R-bleep- is coming to kill you. And if you do not accept my help, I have no doubt she will succeed.

Tobias: *long pause as he swallows the rest of his mouse* That girl deserves her vengence...we deserve to die...but then, so does she.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1795 on: August 18, 2011, 08:46:40 PM »
Nice Kill Bill + Animorphs. I think parodies with an Animorph twist should probably get it's own topic. I'd say pride would be my sin for wanting people to re-read this (if they haven't already): Serenity version

There are so many good (and buried) posts in this thread and Bored Board. Virtually no one will look through all (as of writing) 120 pages which is a shame and also a great waste of (re)imagination.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1796 on: August 19, 2011, 12:38:32 AM »
that's what that was. i was so confused and yet i coulda swore i'd heard it before. now that i get it, i like it.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1797 on: August 19, 2011, 06:50:34 AM »
I think it still works in the theme of the thread. I mean, can you imagine Animorphs in the hands of Quentin Tarantino or Joss Whedon? But if you want so start another thread I'm open.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1798 on: August 21, 2011, 01:14:44 PM »
gonna repost some of my better ones from way earlier in the thread.

David: <Hmm maybe I can move to France and become a gormet chef>

Tobias: <So ummm... Cassie... about that Rachel morph you have...>

Elimmist: I grow tired of our game Crayak, how about a nice game of Go Fish?

Cassie: Who died and made you boss?
Rachel: Jake, and then Tobias! Do you have a problem with that too?!?

Elimmist: Finally! The humans have died out, now the amazing potential of earth can finally be filled.  Go my little chinchillas! Be fruitful and multiply!

Crayak: I know it's against the rules, but can you cut me some slack this time?  I really need to go down to earth and get myself some Visine.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1799 on: August 21, 2011, 05:57:26 PM »
*the animorphs and drode are standing on a cliff overlooking the sea*

Drode: All you have to do is join us as a signal of earths submission.
Rachel: Submission? *everyone goes into battle morphs*
Drode: What is this? Nobody kills the messanger!
Jake: <Nobody? You come to our planet. You threaten our people. And you ask us to join you?>
Drode: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
All of them: Madness......
Rachel: THIS! IS! AMERICA! *bear punches drode off cliff*
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