*runs into room and barely avoids running into a wall* Well hey-lo, Alan! Nice to meet you. I'm Mythgirl, RAF's resident sugar-happy dryad, but you can call me Myth. Please deposit any sugar and/or shiny objects you have in this bin here. *points to bin*
Well, as you may have noticed, RAF is a very welcoming place (and even more insane!). I hope you like it here, because once you come here, you can never leave.
It's been nice to meet you. I hope to see you around the forum some time!
*trips into wall while standing completely still* Okay, seriously?!