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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #405 on: February 18, 2009, 06:12:43 PM »
Visser Three in swimmies disturbes AK more than Marco kissing Jake?

Yes. Because I've read quite a few Marco/Jakes, and they're pretty hot. (You're dealing with a one-tracked mind here, people.)

Lol so it would seem.

Oh, and AK.  Don't forget that they have to have nose plugs and flippers!

You... Are mean. And I dislike you greatly.

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Visser 1:  Oh, yes.  But I have a new idea!  Let's go on one of these!

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Yeah, but they can pull certain nutrients and stuff out of grass using their hooves, it woulnt be that hard for them to pull the O2 out of the water, kinda like fish.

That actually makes sense. I can see that working.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #406 on: February 18, 2009, 06:17:47 PM »
Yeah, but they can pull certain nutrients and stuff out of grass using their hooves, it woulnt be that hard for them to pull the O2 out of the water, kinda like fish.

That actually makes sense. I can see that working.

Um, sorry, but no.  The digestive system and the respiratory system are vastly different.  Seriously, that's like saying that a human could hold their breath forever by drinking enough water to somehow extract O2 from it.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #407 on: February 18, 2009, 06:42:50 PM »
I wasn't necessarily saying it would work, just that I saw it as a possibility. Depending on how Andalite hooves absorb the nutrients, it's possible. I highly doubt that Andalites would have stomachs, as pure nutrients are pretty much as digested as they can be. Therefore, I assumed that the hooves absorb the nutrients directly into the blood stream, to be absorbed in different areas of the body. I figured if that's the case, Andalites may be able to replenish their cells with oxygen for a short time, at least.

Something that we have to remember is that the Andalite respiratory system is nothing like our own. Our oxygen is taken from the lungs and absorbed into our red blood cells. Hence, why blood is red. Andalite blood is green, meaning they have no red blood cells. We don't know how their cellular chemistry is orchestrated, hence we have no bearing as to how the oxygen is absorbed into the respiratory system.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #408 on: February 18, 2009, 06:45:49 PM »
Animorphs: "Wait,wait... If I join the Sharing, do I or do I not get a freaking laser gun?"

Animorphs:  "Where's Ax?"  (see pic below)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #409 on: February 18, 2009, 06:52:07 PM »
I wasn't necessarily saying it would work, just that I saw it as a possibility. Depending on how Andalite hooves absorb the nutrients, it's possible. I highly doubt that Andalites would have stomachs, as pure nutrients are pretty much as digested as they can be. Therefore, I assumed that the hooves absorb the nutrients directly into the blood stream, to be absorbed in different areas of the body. I figured if that's the case, Andalites may be able to replenish their cells with oxygen for a short time, at least.

Something that we have to remember is that the Andalite respiratory system is nothing like our own. Our oxygen is taken from the lungs and absorbed into our red blood cells. Hence, why blood is red. Andalite blood is green, meaning they have no red blood cells. We don't know how their cellular chemistry is orchestrated, hence we have no bearing as to how the oxygen is absorbed into the respiratory system.

I actually seem to remember Ax saying something about Andalites having stomachs.  What I always thought happened was that they crushed the grass and then sort of 'swallowed' it upwards into their body.  You have to realize that absorbing nutrients from anything takes a while, no matter how you slice it.  I don't think there's any way an Andalite could just run across something and have enough time to separate the nutrients from the bad stuff within that fraction of a second that they're in contact with it . . .

Andalite blood is green?  Huh, I seem to remember it saying somewhere that it was purple.  Well, either way, you're right on that point, that we have no idea how Andalite blood absorbs oxygen.  So maybe.  But I still doubt they would have evolved the ability to absorb oxygen from water, simply because there was no adaptive reason for them to, any more than there's a reason for humans to evolve the ability to extract oxygen from the water we drink.

Wow.  How the heck did we get so off-topic?

On that note . . .

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Marco: *snrk* This is gonna be fu-un.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #410 on: February 18, 2009, 07:03:30 PM »
Fact check! It's blue-black. No idea where I got green from... Might be Hork-Bajir. ANYway.

That actually sounds like a really fun game... minus the drinking. I'd love to play it with a large group...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #411 on: February 18, 2009, 07:05:12 PM »
(After the drinking game...)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #412 on: February 18, 2009, 07:41:41 PM »
(During the drinking game...)

Ax: MOOOOORE *drinkdrinkdrinkdrink* MOOOOORE...

(After the drinking game)

Rachel: LALALALALALA I'M [Hic] VICCSSSSSSSSSSHER 3
Tobias: HAHAHA I CAN FLY [Hic]
Jake: CRAYAK, COME AND [Hic] TAKE ME I'M READY [Hic] FOR YOU
Marco: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ax: MOOOOORE *drinkdrinkdrinkdrink* MOOOOORE...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #413 on: February 18, 2009, 07:58:08 PM »

Animorphs:  "Where's Ax?"  (see pic below)


LOL!!! i ALWAYS thought that. i mean, Megamorphs 4 is like, the only one where i can  stand half the models, but i always wondered why they left Ax out!

oh, and just to keep it in topic...

Marco: ARE YOU PEOPLE.........hang on........there's a word i'm looking for.............

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #414 on: February 18, 2009, 08:42:36 PM »
Marco: Sparkly!


Yeah, they always leave Ax out. It makes me really mad...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #415 on: February 18, 2009, 09:58:51 PM »
Marco: ARE YOU PEOPLE.........hang on........there's a word i'm looking for.............

Jake: *facepalm*  Look, I'll give you a hint.  It begins with "in" . . . and ends with "sane" . . .
Marco:  Oh!  I remember now!  "Incredibly sane!"  No, wait, that's two words . . .

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #416 on: February 18, 2009, 10:00:50 PM »
Visser Three: I've caught you now, Andalite bandit.
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Visser Three: I don't need your Earth money.
Marco: ... A brand new ship?
Visser Three: No.
Marco: ... A brand new ship loaded with mega-awesome super-weapons?
Visser Three: No.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #417 on: February 18, 2009, 10:05:11 PM »
ax: <how do i turn on this computer?>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #418 on: February 18, 2009, 11:03:39 PM »
haha u guys those are funny. it woulda been funny to see how ax woulda reacted to alcohol. he did after all say he enjoyed drinkin motor oil once :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #419 on: February 18, 2009, 11:32:35 PM »
He would suck it up in his hoof :]