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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #435 on: February 19, 2009, 08:33:09 PM »
 :-[ I can't come up with anything
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #436 on: February 20, 2009, 05:12:25 AM »
if so, you could just not post anything until you do come up with something...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #437 on: February 20, 2009, 11:06:41 AM »
Quote from: Aleron on February 19, 2009, 05:59:16 PM
Marco: Oh dear, I think I lost my morphing outfit!
Rachel: And I just lost my lunch.

 :bestpost:

My turn...

Cassie: We have to save the Man in the Moon hi is under threat of extermination!


Jake: ...And Marco drove this car over the entire street, eeeeeeeeeeern eern eern, destroyed every trash can in the neighbourhood, bang bang bang, and then I turned into a tiger...
Tom: Yeah sure.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #438 on: February 20, 2009, 04:38:34 PM »
Tom: Hey, Jake.  Sup?
Jake: Not much.  Just chilling with Cassie, Marco, Rachel, Tobias, and Ax.
Tom: Ah.  Tobias is the hawk and Ax is the Andalite, right?
Jake: Yep.
Tom: Mmhmm.  Oh, and by the way.  Cassie and I are totally going out now.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #439 on: February 20, 2009, 05:01:44 PM »
Quote from: Aleron on February 19, 2009, 05:59:16 PM
Marco: Oh dear, I think I lost my morphing outfit!
Rachel: And I just lost my lunch.

I can actually see that happening.

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Quote from: JFalcon on February 19, 2009, 11:10:29 AM

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #440 on: February 20, 2009, 05:07:18 PM »
Quote from: Mira on February 20, 2009, 11:06:41 AM
Jake: ...And Marco drove this car over the entire street, eeeeeeeeeeern eern eern, destroyed every trash can in the neighbourhood, bang bang bang, and then I turned into a tiger...
Tom: Yeah sure.

 :lol:

Sadly that's probably something Jake would love to be free to say to Tom, alas, it is very correctly something he'll never get to.

New one :P
Jake: Maybe Batman can beat Spiderman, Marco . . . but it's irrelevant because they're from two different publishers, it'd be like me saying that the X-Men could beat Gen. 13, or that Ian Nottingham would slaughter Buffy, who cares if it's true, they'll never meet.
Rachel: Hold up, which Batman are we talking about here? I mean if it's the new one then maybe, but--
Marco: Wait . . . who're the X-Men?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #441 on: February 20, 2009, 05:08:25 PM »
Haha.  That would be an interesting conversation.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #442 on: February 20, 2009, 07:01:39 PM »
I thought Jake was for Batman, and Marco was for Spiderman. Not that it matters.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #443 on: February 21, 2009, 12:13:01 AM »
Visser Three, on a very bad commercial: I eat a bowl of Instant Maple and Ginger Oatmeal everyday. It's the perfect start to a day of torturing and enslaving!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #444 on: February 21, 2009, 01:06:44 AM »
Quote from: JFalcon on February 20, 2009, 05:07:18 PM
Jake: Maybe Batman can beat Spiderman, Marco . . . but it's irrelevant because they're from two different publishers, it'd be like me saying that the X-Men could beat Gen. 13, or that Ian Nottingham would slaughter Buffy, who cares if it's true, they'll never meet.
Rachel: Hold up, which Batman are we talking about here? I mean if it's the new one then maybe, but--
Marco: Wait . . . who're the X-Men?

Jake: It'd be like me saying that Visser Three could beat Loki and Ka Anor!
Rachel: Or that the Riders or the Blue Meanies could beat the Yeerks...
Marco: Who are you talking about!??
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #445 on: February 21, 2009, 01:21:36 AM »
*all animorphs burst into store in battle morphs*
Marco: <All right, nobody move!>
Cassie: <This is a holdup!>
Tobias: <Give us all your money!>
Rachel: <Don't make us hurt you!>
Jake: <Everyone, down on the floor, now. Believe me, we're only using this money to fight parasitic aliens from outer space.>
Ax: *in candy isle* *in human morph* <These "peanut butter cups" are delectible!>
Everyone: *stares*

I guess Ax was the only one in character, lol...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #446 on: February 21, 2009, 01:49:46 AM »
Quote from: Qwerty on February 21, 2009, 01:21:36 AM
*all animorphs burst into store in battle morphs*
Marco: <All right, nobody move!>
Cassie: <This is a holdup!>
Tobias: <Give us all your money!>
Rachel: <Don't make us hurt you!>
Jake: <Everyone, down on the floor, now. Believe me, we're only using this money to fight parasitic aliens from outer space.>
Ax: *in candy isle* *in human morph* <These "peanut butter cups" are delectible!>
Everyone: *stares*

I guess Ax was the only one in character, lol...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #447 on: February 21, 2009, 03:23:57 AM »
haha querty thats awesome!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #448 on: February 21, 2009, 11:20:52 AM »
Hahaha.  That's amazing.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #449 on: February 21, 2009, 11:22:39 AM »
These are so funny, Nice job everyone.
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