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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #450 on: February 21, 2009, 11:27:33 AM »
Quote from: Qwerty on February 21, 2009, 01:21:36 AM
*all animorphs burst into store in battle morphs*
Marco: <All right, nobody move!>
Cassie: <This is a holdup!>
Tobias: <Give us all your money!>
Rachel: <Don't make us hurt you!>
Jake: <Everyone, down on the floor, now. Believe me, we're only using this money to fight parasitic aliens from outer space.>
Ax: *in candy isle* *in human morph* <These "peanut butter cups" are delectible!>
Everyone: *stares*

I guess Ax was the only one in character, lol...
Qwerty, that is beast!  (FYI, I use beast for awesome, amazing, etc.)

Elfangor: <There is no hope for the human race.>
Tobias: Isn't there something we can do?
Elfangor: <Well, there is, but I won't let you use it.  I'd rather see the whole human race be destroyed than break the laws of my people.  Sorry!>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #451 on: February 21, 2009, 11:58:15 AM »
Ax: Bro, Not cool.  Everyone knows you don't rackjack your wing man.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #452 on: February 21, 2009, 09:48:54 PM »
Jake: To the batmoble every body.
Ax: and wear your seatbelts. It's the law we can live with

Elfangor: <Press your hands against the cube already! Sorry lost my mystic Zen-type mood.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #453 on: February 21, 2009, 10:24:31 PM »
haha gala!

tobias upon finding out bout elfangor in book 23:

oh dude, y didn't elfangor tell me bout that when he gave me the morphing pwrs back in the construction site all those months ago?!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #454 on: February 21, 2009, 10:42:16 PM »
*surprised at how many pages came up since the last time she's been here*

Whoa, you guys work quick!

Cassie: You know what I don't get?
Jake: What?
Cassie: Why haven't we died yet?
Jake: WHAT?! Cassie, are you okay?!
Cassie: No I'm serious, no one can be this lucky all the time. We're like the Power Rangers or something... we always come out okay.
Jake: Are you forgetting the fact that Rachel DIED, I've become depressed from the war, Tobias lives in seclusion, and we're not as close as we used to be?
Cassie: We got off lucky compared to what's supposed to happen. We're fighting all these yeerks who are advanced in technology and all we have are just a few animal morphs.
Jake: Well, if you put it that way...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #455 on: February 21, 2009, 11:00:50 PM »
Thanks. ^_^

Hahaha, Uza. And that's a good point.

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Random Controller: Visser?
Visser Three: *turns around* Yes?
Controller: Well, we were trying to decide what colors to paint the walls, but we can't seem to decide. What do you think? *holds up swatches* Blood or blood and coal?
Visser Three: No, no, no. Too dark, much too dark. Maybe something soft, like periwinkle blue?
Controller: But won't that just make our enemies laugh at us?
Visser Three: True. Hmmm... *snaps fingers* I know what we need! We need something bright, something vivid. Something bold that screams "We are the Yeerk empire!">
Controller: *disturbed expression*
Visser Three: We need pink! And green! And yellow, orange, red, blue, violet! Why don't you just use all the colors!
Controller: Er... Okey, sir. I--if that's what you want...
Visser Three: Go on now and get to work. I can't wait to see the results!
Controller: Yeeeaaaahhh... *backs away slowly*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #456 on: February 21, 2009, 11:03:04 PM »
Jake, upon entering the blade ship:  Oh, Visser 3!  I absolutely love what you've done with the place!  It looks absolutely fabulous!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #457 on: February 21, 2009, 11:16:23 PM »
Marco: Do you want to snuggle?
Rachel: I thought you'd never ask.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #458 on: February 22, 2009, 03:55:55 AM »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #459 on: February 22, 2009, 06:01:32 PM »
Ax: Elfangor...
Elfangor: What is it?
Ax: ... Well... it's about my homework. mum said I was not allowed to do it out here and my room is to small so I used your room instead...
Elfangor: So?... (a loud sound of an explosion)
Noorlin-Sirinial-Cooraf: OK, who wants to explane why half the house has disappeared?

Marco: Jake guess what. I morphed YOU and asked Cassie if she wanted to go out with me/you...
Jake: YOU DID WHAT!?
Marco: She said yes!
Jake: She did! *blush* I mean... Cassie... she wants to... with me...?
Marco: Eeeeh yes, but...
Jake: What?
Marco: I... I mean... you... promised her to arrive at her home at midnight in tigermorph and sing the Turkish national anthem backwards
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #460 on: February 22, 2009, 06:15:39 PM »
haha good 1
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #461 on: February 23, 2009, 02:38:07 AM »
lol poor Jake ^^'
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #462 on: February 23, 2009, 06:14:01 PM »
What about this...

Ax: Shouldn't prince Jake come to this mission
Tobias: No. he said he have to practice.
Ax: Practice what?
Tobias: Well he said something about he had to learn the Turkish national anthem backwards before midnight
Rachel: WHAT! *runs straight to Jakes home* JAKE, OPEN THIS DOOR NOW... *force herself past the door* JAKE IF YOU ARE SCARED JUST TELL US INSTEAD OF MAKING UP THAT RIDICLOUS EXCUSES...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #463 on: February 23, 2009, 06:21:04 PM »
Jake, in tiger morph: <Erm...hey Rachel.  Just doing some...homework.  Yeah, homework.>
Rachel: :o
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #464 on: February 24, 2009, 03:14:59 AM »
Jake: There's a blue cube here, want me to get it?
Elfangor: Screw that!  Go for the white sphere in the corner!
Tobias: What's it do?
Elfangor: 2 words.  Birth-control.
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