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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5505 on: March 13, 2016, 06:15:43 AM »
New chapter. Sorry about the brevity.

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN:
A Dehumidifier?

"You could have let someone know about your little plan, Cloak," Broken chided.

"I'm still a tiger," Cloak said, "I could still eat you."

"He's . . . he's kidding," Meliss said, uncertain, "right?"

"I can never be sure," Broken said vaguely, setting down a strange boxy device that Cloak had never seen before.

"Is that -- ?"

"A makeshift magical device that will inoculate the Mist with the antidote," Broken said.

"Looks like a dehumidifier," Cloak said, dryly.

"Cloak, in case you haven't noticed, I'm not Yarin," Broken said, distractedly, "I'm not gonna scream at you to call it a Food Yield Increaser or something."

"Aww," Cloak said, sardonically, "killjoy."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Broken said. "Let's get this done, then."

"I'd like to push the button," Melissa said, and Cloak had a strange image of Melissa as Baby Plucky. He pushed the thought from his mind.

"Cloak, if you can funnel the Mist into the device? It might expedite the process," Broken said.

Cloak, despite his anxiety, tapped into the the next level of power, as another tongue of golden-scarlet energy streamed from his eyes. He had to do this to ensure he had sufficient finite control over his aerokinesis. He was worried that he may have to to the third level, and the higher the level he goes, the easier that it is to lose control. And that was the source of his egophobia, his fear of his own powers. He was terrified of losing control, losing control of himself, of his emotions, of his powers. He was powerful enough to cause plenty of damage . . . too much damage.

"Cloak? If you would, please?" Broken prompted.

Cloak acquiesced, causing a wind tendril to extend from the air dome. Then he funneled into the dehumidifier device.

"This is gonna take some time, isn't it?" Melissa inquired.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5506 on: March 13, 2016, 06:20:29 AM »
Meanwhile, gh begins making the popcorn.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5507 on: March 13, 2016, 06:23:03 AM »
Nah. He's looking to kill whoever taught Leatherhead "This is the Song That Never Ends".


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5508 on: March 13, 2016, 06:47:15 AM »
YEAH, NO KIDDING. Does anybody have some headphones? Or better yet, a friggin' muzzle?

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5509 on: March 13, 2016, 07:04:56 AM »
Lol.

New chapter.

CHAPTER NINETEEN:
Crisis Complete

Cloak supposed that it must have been tedious for the other two, but he had to focus on the task at hand.

About nine percent done . . .

He had to exercise control. Exercise control . . . lest his power run rampant and out of control . . .

About eighteen percent finished now . . .

Cloak was concerned what they'd do if they ran out of the antidote. . . .

About twenty-seven percent finished now . . .

They haven't ran out of antidote yet, and Cloak believed thst was a good sign. He wanted to believe that it was a good omen . . .

About forty-five percent finished now . . .

Cloak supposed that Broken could always use the Replenishing Charm in the event that the antidote ran out. . . .

About seventy-two percent done . . .

It was going along swimmingly. As such, Cloak was expecting something to go wrong. . . .

About eighty-one percent done . . .

So close . . . so close . . . so close now . . .

About ninety percent done now . . .

So very close now . . . and . . .

It was done.

***

Tap, tap.

Bridges was being pooked and prodded with a broom handle. He was still in a drunken stupor. He wasn't gonna be roused anytime soon.

***

"Stop," came the exhausted, tortured voice of Lee Johns. "Just . . . stop."

"Ah! No 'please', then?" Malice said, cruelly. "At last, some perceptible progress!"

"Just . . . why are you doing this?"

"I've already told you, dear boy," Malice said, dismissively. "I shan't explain it again."

"Why . . . why me?" he panted. No one should have endured the torture this poor boy has. It was a wonder that his sanity was still intact. "Why . . . me?!"

"Why you?" Malice said, inappropriately blithe. "Why not?"

"Let . . . lemme go," he begged, as Malice injected a green liquid in a syringe into Lee's shoulder. He shuttered uncontrollably minutes after, before stopping. "What . . . did . . . you . . . do . . . to . . . me?"

"Oh," she said, cavalier, "we shall see soon enough, I think."


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5510 on: March 13, 2016, 07:17:20 AM »
The tension is real

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5511 on: March 13, 2016, 11:52:16 PM »
But you'll have to wait until the next book to see.

Now, new chapter. Last one of this book.

CHAPTER TWENTY:
Inner Knowing and GH

He was in a red and black expanse. A void of nothingness.

Cloak looked around, and saw nothing of note. He couldn't help but feel deeply disappointed. He was meditating and hoping to find Aniyu. He burned with curiosity, bursting with questions about his father's side of the family. He still knew nothing of that side of his family, and he sought to rectify this.

Behind him, a "Y"-shaped portal opened, and a newcomer stepped through. Cloak caught the person's scent and his eyes widened, pupils dilated into feline slits. He knew that scent. He knew it for nearly thirty years before she threw him away, when he was, in her view, no longer of any use to her.

He turned around slowly, and growled, "You."

"Is that anyway to talk to your mother?" the voice said. She still sounded the same as he remembered. Just as conceited, just as impossible to please. Cloak's innards were roiling with many emotions. Hatred, fear, sadness, pity . . . all conflicting and entangling the next. But anger . . . that was the predominate force here, as tendrils of energy began to stake their way from Cloak's eyes without him even being aware of it.

"I am no longer under your thumb," growled the Elements Master, more bestial than anything else. He prowled closer to her, like an injured animal seeking retribution. "I can speak to you in any way I deem appropriate."

"You will show me respect!"

"I am." Cloak snarled. "I'm showing you all the respect that you deserve,all the respect you have earned: none."

She seemed to be aware that Cloak was approaching her in much the way a tiger would approach prey, prey to take down and kill. He was tempted. He was sorely tempted. This was the woman who caused him an enormous amount of pain and suffering. He was essentially enslaved to her, more or less, for ten years. Ten years Nexus time! That was a century, in Dweller time.

"You wouldn't kill your old mother, would you now?"

Cloak reared to his full and considerable height, and yet, his mother was still larger than him due to her being an ursine Realm Walker, a grizzly bear, to be specific. He looked at her, still full of anger, hatred, and bitterness.

He shut his eyes, and took a deep breath, steadying himself. Then he snaoped them open, and addressed his mother -- or, rather, the oneirokinetic construct that appeared to be his mother -- and said, quite distinctly and quite plain, "No."

"What?"

"No, Mother," Cloa said. Where there was edtreme  anger and hatred before, it had been inexplicably replaced and exchanged for extreme sadness and pity. Despite everything she put him through . . . despite how condemnable a person she was . . . there was one fact, one unassailable, ever-present fact that would never go away.

She was still his mother. Nothing would change that. Nothing could.

"No, Mother," Cloa repeated, as he turned away, continuing, "I'm not like you."

Cloak walked away, unaware that the void had changed to blue and white as the oneirokinetic construct of his mother vanished instantaneously, nor Aniyu emerging from an "X"-shaped portal, watching him as Cloak came out of his meditation, momentarily severing their link.

***

"Guitarhero was a mighty man,
The kind of man you'd never disrespect!
He stood 10 foot tall, wore sunglasses,
And he had a third Mark on the back of his neck!
He ate his own weight in carbon
And excreted diamonds every day!
He could throw you down a flight of stairs,
But you still would love him anyway.
Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway!
Guitarhero won the Tour de RAF
With two flat tires and a missin' chain.
He trained an Ekans to do his laundry,
I'm tellin' you the man was insane.
He could rip out your beatin' heart
And show it to you right before you died!
Every day, he'd make the host of The Apprentice
Give him a piggyback ride.
Yeah, a two-hour piggyback ride!
Giddyup, Donnie!
Ninja Warrior, Master Of The Skies!
He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
He had his very own line at the DMV,
Oh yeah, that was somethin' to see, I tell ya!
Guitarhero sold his toenail clippings
As a potent aphrodisiac
He ran a five-minute mile, blindfolded,
With an engine block strapped to his back.
He could eat more frozen waffles
Than any other RAFian I know!
Once he fell off an Iskoort building
And he barely even stubbed his toe.
Had a tiny little scratch on his toe.
Didn't even hurt!
Guitarhero figured out cold fusion,
But he never ever told a soul.
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
And swallow a gyro whole.
He'd bash your face in with a shovel,
If you didn't treat him like a star,
'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug Cloak's cloak,
But, Lord knows, you just don't mess around with GH.
No, no, no!
Talkin' bout GH!
Ohh!
"

"A pet project, GH?" Saffa said, smirking impishly.

GH nearly dropped his guitar. He hadn't expect a distraction or interruption at this time.

"Or did I interrupt something a bit more . . . intimate?" Saffa teased nonchalantly.

"What d'you want, Saffa?" GH said crankily.

"There's no need to be like that," Saffa said, rather bracingly.

"How else would I be toward the person who taught Leatherhead that infernal song?"

"You can't prove that," she said, smirking like a naughty child.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5512 on: March 14, 2016, 01:16:51 AM »
Holy ****, you just keep pilong on the layers to this Aniyu thing. I love it.

Also, I should know, being, well, me, but what the hell was I doing?

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5513 on: March 14, 2016, 03:59:04 AM »
I'm trying not to burst out laughing in class here. :XD:

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5514 on: March 14, 2016, 12:10:30 PM »
Holy ****, you just keep [piling] on the layers to this Aniyu thing. I love it.

Yep, that's gonna persist, at least for a while.

Also, I should know, being, well, me, but what the hell was I doing?

You know very well what. ;)

A self-indulgent, personal song.  :angel:

I'm trying not to burst out laughing in class here. :XD:

 ;D

New chapter.

BOOK CXVI:
SKIN CRAWLERS

CHAPTER ONE:
RAFian Nights and RAFian Meditates

"Follow me to a place where incredible feats
Are routine every hour or so,
Where enchantment runs rampant!
Yes, wild in the streets!
Open Sesame, here we go!
RAFian nights,
Like RAFian days,
They tease and excite,
Take off and take flight,
They shock and amaze!
RAFian nights,
Like RAFian days,
More often than not
Are hotter than hot,
In a lot of good ways.
Pack your shield!
Pack your sword!
You won't ever get bored,
Though get beaten or gored,
You might.
Come on down.
Stop on by.
Hop a carpet and fly,
To another RAFian night,
RAFian night!
"

"Daddy," Leatherhead said, "do you have to sing that every time we come back to the forum?"

"Did you have to sing  'This is the Sing That Never Ends' for six hours straight?" GH countered, exaggerating a bit.

"I said I was sorry!" Leatherhead protested.

***

Cloak was meditating. He still wanted answers, but he was afraid of allowing the emotional turnoil that he had long buried to resurface again. He wanted to find Aniyu again, wanted to know . . . wanted . . .

"Aniyu," Cloak called out. "Aniyu, please."

Nothing. Just a void devoid of color and texture.

"Aniyu." Cloak called out again. "Let's end this farce, Aniyu. Let's end it!"

Nothing.

"Aniyu, c'mon!"

Silence.

"Aniyu, I have questions!"

Not even a cricket chirp sounded.

"Questions only you can answer!"

Silence persisted.

"Aniyu, please!!"

No one answered.

"Aniyu . . ."

Ever silent.

". . . Please. . . ."

Nothing.

Cloak took the message and pulled himself back into reality . . .


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5515 on: March 14, 2016, 12:48:50 PM »
For some reason the first thing that popped into my head at the book title was Nightcrawler. I need sleep.

PDF of the last book:

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5516 on: March 14, 2016, 04:48:34 PM »
Oh, this book is infinitely more disturbing than Kurt Wagner could hope to be. ;)

It's about to get creepy. You have been warned.

New chapter.

CHAPTER TWO:
Malice Disassemble*

Malice was setting down an empty, clean syringe. She was very satisfied with what she was doing. The sounds of what was going on behind her did not bother her at all, to the point that she was perfectly able to ignore them. Able to ignore the poor boy's discomfiture.

She did not even turn around to see what had become of her victim, what her experimentation had wrought. She knew what would happen already, of course, and she planned for it accordingly.

The boy was now silent, and she knew just why. She took great elation out of knowing that she succeeded in breaking the boy. She didn't think there was really anything to it, and she had a sadomasochistic enjoyment of the entire process.

She was entealled at turning an unusually selfless boy into an extremely selfish boy. She had converted all the goodness into meanness and sin. All his charity, his chastity, his diligence, his humility, his kindness, his patience, his temperance had been turned into envy, gluttony, greed, hubris, lust, sloth, and wrath. All his courage, friendliness, sincerity, reliability, love, hope, respectfulness and inner light was converted into cowardice, unfriendliness, insincerity, unreliability, hatred, disrespectfulness, hopelessness, and inner darkness. Malice only marveled how relatively easy it was to do, to break him. It was three weeks, max.

She would claim her trophy of this scheme momentarily.

She felt a bug crawl up her leg, beneath her cloak. It killed instantly when it got up enough where her Realm Walker corona was not blocked by her cloak. The strangest thing about this was that she allowed it, when anyone else's instead would be to crush the bug, to get it off.

She seemed to be obvious about a mass of bugs scuttling and skittering away from her, as if they were aware and cognizant of what happened to one of their kind, though it should have been beyond their ken. Malice seemed be aware of this but only mildly interested in it, if at all. At least a hundred or so of these pests fled from the Tasmanian devil-form Realm Walker.

After a prudent time, she checked on the boy, but he was in no fit state. What was on the flat table was little more than a flesh-toned lycra suit, like you see in those party store television advertisements, with an attached sandy blonde wig and realistic facial features. This suit was in a pale yellow shirt, blue jeans, and worn tennis shoes. The suit felt like real skin to the touch . . .

Because it was.

That serum had somehow skinned Lee, not unlike Skinwalker's power, only his innards were somehow gone, as if Malice had Vanished them. But one thing was clear.

Lee Johns was gone, and he was not coming back.

Malice swiftly and deftly grabbed up the forgotten skin, still wearing the clothing he had basically deflated in. It was unknown if this skin could be worn, like Skinwalker's victim's skins were, but there wasn't any use in that avenue for Malice. Even if the skin was wearable, Realm Walkers such as she could not wear the skin and masquerade around as Lee. The skin would have been destroyed even if she tried. Her motives about it were really vague at this point . . . maybe it was just a trophy, and nothing more, nothing less.



*"Short Circuit" reference.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5517 on: March 15, 2016, 12:01:03 AM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER THREE:
Bum-Bah-Bum-Bum-Bum

But those hundred or so insects were not normal insects. They were black in color and they had bioluminescent eyes that they seemed to be able to turn on and off at will. One individual insect had a black bodies witha head segment and a thorax. They had a general arachnid appearance, but they possessed ten legs, not eight.

And there were a hundred of them, of various sizes. The largest being the size of a quarter and the smallest being the size of dime. But the thing about these insects, they had a single mind -- a single mind with a gestalt body.

That mind was disoriented. He had gone through a major change. He remembered . . . he remembered that he used to be . . . used to be . . .

While his mind was intact his memories before his transformation into the Hundred was deteriorating. He could remember everything afterward, but before? Before the change . . . it was . . . was . . . it was exceedingly difficult.

He thought he remembered his name . . . uhhh . . . it began with . . . with a . . . with a "L". No, wait. Maybe it was a "T". Or was it "E"? "3"? He . . . couldn't remember. Was he even human, like ever? Ye-- . . . he couldn't answer that. He could no longer remember. He could no longer . . .

Did it even matter? He was what he was. A mass of bugs, a swarm of arachnoid organisms, driven by a singular consciousness. That was all he needed to know. He, in all his constituent parts, was of the paramount importance.

He had fled, slipping through the cracks of the building, in to a dark, dank alleyway. He liked it here, as it was an environment his kind could thrive.it was actually a warm day, with the sun starting its daily decent in the sky. Night would soon come, and Hundred would enjoy that. He would be able to stretch out his constituent parts, though, now that he thought about it, it wasn't really so bad, being bunched up like this. It allowed him more fine control over his constituent parts.

It was being out in the open that he really didn't like. In the open, in the daylight, and in plain sight, these were the things that he didn't like. He must remember to avoid these things. He must -- wait, what was that?

It was a bum. Really, the person epitomized the stereotype -- dirty, tangled beard, knit cap, dirty trenchcoat, threadbare sweater and cardigan, slacks, fingerless gloves, bindle or blanket roll, shoes with holes -- the whole shebang. He swayed on his feet, the opened bottle of whiskey in his left hand was three-quarters drained. He was not only drunk, he was hammered.

That would make this easy, Hundred found himself thinking. Then he found himself wondering just what would be so easy, before he realized what he possibly could do, as the bum passed out directly into the alleyway floor.

Hundred swarmed his constituent parts down the walls to the the alleyway floor, right next to the somnulent man. Then Hundred streamed into the man's ears, nostrils, mouth and . . . other orifices. When the constituent parts came to an impeding obstacle, like flesh or internal organs, they just devoured them, leaving empty space behind. But these constituent parts did not touch the epidermis in any way, just cleared out everything else, hollowing out the poor man.

He didn't even have a chance to scream, before Hundred took him.

The man stood up, but he was little more than a skin being inhabited by bugs, thouh he looked as he would in life. And Hundred could mimic his voice perfectly. He was estatic. He felt powerful. And no one would know about his occupation of this skin -- not unlike Skinwalker.

"I did it," he said, in impeccable imitation of the bum's voice and mannerisms. No one would be able to tell the difference. No average joe would be able to discern that this bum was dead, and killed in one of the most creepily vile and intimate ways, and would easily overlook him as they usually did for homeless people like himself.

"Hey, Craig," said a blond kid. He had the unmistakable signs of living on the street though clearly being in his late teens or early twenties.

Hundred could not access the more poignant points of the man's memories, just enough not to arouse too much suspicion, and even then, it was cursory and tempermentally temporary.

The homeless teen ****ed his head as he looked at Hundred's victim, though the teen had no idea. "Craig, are you --"

But "Craig" lunged at the boy, wrapping his skin's mouth over the teen's muffling his scremas a Hundred took him as his second skin, abandoning the bum's skin as if it was an empty burlap sack. Taking this second victim made Hundred feel even stronger than before. . . .


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5518 on: March 15, 2016, 12:08:55 AM »
. . . Holy ****. That was genuinely disturbing.

I love it.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5519 on: March 15, 2016, 01:04:07 AM »
Bloody hell.