New chapter.
CHAPTER TEN:
Talk of Antidotes, Song of Confessions
"I don't . . . what did you mean by --" Melissa said.
"It's immaterial," Cloak said, using his favorite phrase to dodge questions he rather not answer, "the point is how we can neutralize this Truth Mist. Veritaserum has an antidote, right? Broken?"
"For Veritaserum, yes," Broken said. "But, again, Truth Mist is
not Veritaserum, but something new entirely."
"But Veritaserum was its basis, yes?"
"Not . . . not quite," Broken said, struggling not to be overly and overtly harsh on Melissa and her concoction. But he knew very well what the Realm Walker was getting at. "An antidote could be synthesized, it's true. But, taking into account the numerous
unknown variables, it would be exceedingly difficult, if not nigh on impossible, to do."
"We've done impossible things before," Saffa pointed out.
"This," Broken said, quite seriously, "is different. We have no leads, no starting off points. Melissa has said that she didn't know what happened precisely to make the Truth Mist as it is, in its current state. Failing that, who knows how long it would take to find the proper antidote to this?"
Melissa shrunk away from the cinversation, feeling horribly, horribly reaponsible for this.
"We have to stop this somehow," Cloak said stubbornly.
"If you have a faster alternative, Realm Walker," Broken said, getting rather testy, "I would
love to hear it."
***
Meanwhile, the chaos of being unable to deal in mistruths continued, and the societal and cultural chaos that went with it continued as well.
A man was singing to his girlfriend:
"These are my confessions.
Just when I thought I said all I can say,
I came up with more secrets to tell you today,
These are my confessions.
First, I told you 'bout the skunk furry that I was cheatin' with?
Then I mentioned she's havin' my kid?
That's not all, now I recall more, you see,
So I'll give you all three of my confessions.
Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do.
Gonna tell you everything I left out, before you toodle-loo.
Like, remember when I told you that I knew Mandy Moore (Mandy Moore)?
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for.
I borrowed your chopsticks from you ,without asking,
Oh, and I tried out your back hair trimmer, too.
And by the way, your 'Pokemon Diamond' version is really cubic zirconium.
I killed your Nuzlock Goldeen accidentally, just replaced it with another one.
These are my confessions.
Just when I thought I said all I can say,
I need to get some things off my chest right away!
These are my confessions.
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me,
Now I guess I gotta give you all three of my confessions.
Threw up on your cat last time I had too much to drink,
There've been times when I peed in your sink.
Don't know why but you and I should agree,
That belongs in all three of my confessions.
Honey, forgive me, I'm still trying to figure out
Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout!
Oh, and sometimes in private,
Really like to dress up like Justin Bieber
And spank myself with a leek stick, (leek stick).
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, didn't get that raise,
I haven't changed my mind in twenty-seven days.
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a Poké,
I'm so sorry Bridget, I mean Debbie!
These are my confessions.
Just when I thought I said all I can say,
I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey.
These are my confessions.
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me,
Now I guess I gotta give you all three of my confessions.
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor.
FYI, it was not a dinosaur (not a dinosaur).
Whoops, my bad!
(Hope you're not sore at me!)
But you'll be madder at me when I finish all three of my confessions."
Then he switched to regular, though somber speech, saying, "You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but you remember that shirt you got me for my birthday? Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what on Earth were you smoking? Oh, B-T-W, I wasn't really sick last week. I just didn't want to go to your stupid office picnic. Oh, and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of Apple Jacks, what I meant was . . . there was only enough left for me. . . . Sorry."
Then he switched to song again:
"These are my confessions.
Just when I thought I said all I can say,
I thought of some more things that should scare you away.
These are my confessions.
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me,
I guess I gotta give you all three of my confessions.
Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your mat.
And I lied, yes, that dress makes you look fat!
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore,
'Til I give you all four of my confessions!"
Then he switched back to spoken word, saying, "I mean, I'm just getting started here. I'm not even halfway down the list! This thing could go on for . . . hey! Hey, where are you goin'?"
For his girlfriend had rose and quickly crossed to the door.
"Honey?"
She exited the room with a quick snap to the door.
The man was still nonplussed, "What? Was it something I said?"
No reply came back. No response could be seen or heard, from behind the door. The man was only left to say, in a rather misogynistic manner, "
Women . . ."