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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2400 on: July 22, 2013, 08:50:05 AM »
She probably just wished for Danny Phantom back on TV. ;D

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2401 on: July 22, 2013, 09:48:24 AM »
Well, it's definitely not Estelore.

EDIT: I can't believe I missed this!
She probably just wished for Danny Phantom back on TV. ;D
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2402 on: July 22, 2013, 05:51:54 PM »
Oooh, an actual wishing star, that's interesting.

But you have to touch it?  Wouldn't that, I dunno, burn a little?

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2403 on: July 22, 2013, 11:36:44 PM »
There's more to it than meets the eye.

Exhausted, found out at the last possible moment that they switched me from having Mondays and Tuesdays off to Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Expect chapter-posting-frequency to reflect this.

Now . . . good night.

zzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz . . .

EDIT:

Gonna be a long chapter because -- well, you'll see.
 
CHAPTER THREE:
The Race Begins

The three dashed from the thread, and music began.  They sang:
 
"We're leaving RAF Falls to find the wishing star!
We're heading off to see a dream come true!
It's waiting right up there!
The answer to our prayer.
"

Saffa sang:

"A wish for free --"

Underseen sang:

"That you might be a --"

Then the three of them sang together:

"Multibillionaire!
That's why we're off to seek our destiny together!
"

Underseen sang:
 
"It's one for all --"

Saffa sang:

"All for one --"

Abby sang:

"Times three!"

Then the three sang:

"Who cares about the stuff we lack?
We're on our way and we won't be back!
"

Saffa sang:

"Until we find that star!"

Abby added, through song:
 
"Gee, it looks kinda far."

Underseen noted, though song:
 
"Too bad we don't have a car."

Then the three sang:
 
"Oh, what the hay?
We're on our way!
To find the wishing star!
We're leaving RAF, dolls,
To find the wishing star!
And when we do,
our troubles will be through!
It's just around the bend,
Where the mountains end.
We're packing our load,
We're hitting the road,
Let's sing it together again.
Hey, hey, we want to be the first
To touch the wishing star!
We're going for miles.
We're leaving town today!
"

Underseen sang:

"We're takin' a stand!"

Saffa sang:
 
"We're makin' a vow!"

Abby sang:

"This is the place!"

Then the three sang:
 
"The moment is now!
For Cloaky, Jess, and Horse, tots.
We're giving all we got!
"

Abby sang:

"We're coming, so ready or not!"

Then the three sang:
 
"Today's the day!
We're on our way
To find the wishing star!
"

Then the other RAFians began to stir, and slosh through the snow toward the trio.

Yarin sang:

"Hey, what's up?
What's all the noise?
"

Touquie sang:

"Two girls and a boy."

Blue sang:

"They've gathered 'round
In the thread square.
"

Touquie sang:

"They say there's something
Way out there.
"

Noelle sang:

<Something weird
and something strange.
>

Foxglade, Hunter, and Goom sang:

"Something beyond the
farthest mountain range!
"

Yarin sang:

"What are you saying?"

Sakki said;

"What do you mean?"

Rotiart, Terenia, Touquie, Blue, Estrid, foxglade, Hunter, and Goom sang:

"It's something no one's ever seen!"

FuBar sang:

"What's the story?
What's the buzz?
"

Underseen sang:

"We're about to leave
And that's because --
"

Abby sang:
 
"We're on our way
To the wishing star.
"

Yarin sang, as Sakki echoed him:

"The wishing star?"

SuperNate queried:

"What's that?"

Faerie asked:
"Haven't you heard?"

SuperNate replied:

"There's no such thing,
That's too absurd!
"

Shorty asked:

"What's the story?
What's the dish?
"

Saffa sang:

"Touch the star and
You get one wish.
"

Yarin sang, asking for clarification:

"You get one wish
If you touch the star?
"

Shorty sang:

"Where's it at?
Is it way out far?
"

Abby sang:

"It could well be,
But we just don't know.
"

Underseen sang;

"We'll soon find out
Because we're going to go --
"

Then the trio sang:
 
"To the wishing star!"

The RAFians sang:

"To the wishing star!
It's something weird
And so bizzare!
It fell down from
somewhere very far.
"

Then the trio sang solo:

"The wishing star,
Oh yes, we are
On our way.
So we'll say "bon sware".
Ciao, you guys, and au revoir.
Now, we're off to the wishing star.
"

Yarin sang:

"They'll be as rich as a king or czar!"

Abby sang, as the other RAFians (except Saffa and Underseen -- and Cloak and Esty, who were absent) sang the same thing as a chorus:
 
"I looked up in the sky last night,
And all the stars were shining bright.
I wished I may and I wished I might
Just have the wish I wished last night.
Then right before my eyes,
I saw a light above in the skies.
The wishing star lit up the night.
Then exploded really bright.
It fell to earth and it
Came on down
In a great big piece
That hit the ground.
Then some kid said to me,
'Whoever gets there first, you see.
Just touch the star, that's all you do.
Then you get you're wish come true.'
"
'

Yarin sang, realizing the loophole:

"Wait, now.
Let me get this straight, now.
You mean, whoever gets there first
Can have a wish all to himself?
"

Fubar sang:

"I have to go now,
'Coz I know now,
Upon the first to touch the star --
That wish belongs to me!
"

Shorty sang:

"I have to run now,
Before they're done now,
So I can get a big headstart
And beat the others to the punch!
"

Aloth, who had been spying, sang:

"I can't be slow now!"

Foxglade, Hunter, and Goom sang:

"We've got to go now!"

Noelle sang:
<And I've got to get there first
Because --
>

The RAFians cried:

"That wish belongs to me!"

But Yorick, who discovered this on his own, sang:

"It all belongs to me!"

Yarin sang:

"We're on our way to the wishing star,
It could be near or it could be far.
"

The trio sang:

"But we're going to get their first, you see.
The one who gets there first will be
In a super wagon, wrapped up in a sled
It's like a sleigh, look out world,
We're on our way.
"

The RAFians sang:

"We're on the road, nothing can stop us now
Over field and plow.
"

Yorick sang, as he trampled a mime:

"Outta the way, you stupid mime!"

Foxglade, Parker, Hunter, Agent X, Goom, and Phoenix noted:

"He gets trampled all the time."

The trio sang:

"Over hill and gale,
Through the snowy trails.
"

Shorty sang, as he bounced by pogostick through the trees:

"Through the trees is mighty quick.
You can go by pogostick.
"

The trio sang:

"Onward, through the snowy drifts.
Onward, towards the mountain cliffs.
"

Yorick sang:

"The one that finds that wishing star
Will be soon eating caviar.
"

Yarin sang:
"That person is going to be
No one except for me.
"

FuBar sang:

"This is definately
Going to be
My golden opportunity!
"

The RAFians sang:

"I got to get that wish, you see!
That wish belongs to me!
No, no! The star belongs to me!
No, no! The star belongs to me!
To me! To me! To me! To me!
"

The trio sang, with Sakkin and Yarin echoing them:

"I got to get to the wishing star!"

Shorty sang:

"I hope it's near and not too far!"

The RAFians sang:

"Gotta be the first to the wishing star!"

The trio sang:

"I've got to get to the wishing star!"

Yorick, bumping into the horde of RAFians, sang loudly:

"Out of the way, whoever you are!"

The RAFians sang:

"I've got to get to the wishing star!
Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing
Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing
The wishing . . .
The wishing . . .
Star!
"

Saffa noted, in retrospect, "Maybe we should have kept this our little secret."

With a final flourish, the RAFians sang:

"The wishing star!"
« Last Edit: July 23, 2013, 10:45:42 AM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2404 on: July 23, 2013, 10:48:31 AM »
Interesting way to start a race. Although, it makes sense.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2405 on: July 23, 2013, 11:33:41 AM »
Me while reading this:  :nerd:

I wish my roommates were out so I could sing it to myself. ;D

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2406 on: July 23, 2013, 11:39:43 AM »
Haha!
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2407 on: July 23, 2013, 08:44:28 PM »
LOL, Saffa.

I might post another chapter later -- but don't count on it. (I'm training myself to stay up past midnight.)


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2408 on: July 23, 2013, 08:47:04 PM »
Somehow that comes a lot easier when you're a university student... :yawn:

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2409 on: July 24, 2013, 10:10:38 AM »
Okay, well, I've come up with an idea for Book CXCV ("Reanimated"), and I finished planning out the chapters for Book CXCI ("An Attention Hog"), and started planning on Book CXCII ("The Engulfer").

CHAPTER FOUR:
Caught

"Hurry up, Aloth!" Yorick snarled.

"Uh, right," he replied.

The two continued running toward the wishing star, disregarding the dark silhouette in the woods. This silhouette watched them as Yorick smacked into Aloth, and both toppled to the ground.

"Aloth! Why did you stop?!" Yorick demanded.

Aloth pointed at the force of horseback trolls gathered and encircled them, riding the most demonic and ugliest horses to ever exist, saying, "All of Queen's horses and all of Queen's men."

Apparently, Queen's taken to cloning and mutating horses . . . only she wasn't as skillful as she thought she was.

Yorick and Aloth were roughed up and dragged -- literally dragged -- out of no man's land, back to the Bannedlands.

The silhouette stepped from the shadows revealing himself to be Cloak.

"Wonder what that was about." he said, then he looked in the direction of the wishing star. He knew there was a possibility that may not have been Esty, but he couldn't think of what else it could be.

He leapt from his perch, and made his way to it.

***

Meanwhile, Saffa and Underseen were gliding to the wishing star with Abby reclining in the bed of it. Music started up inexplicably.

Underseen and Saffa sang:

"Sailing through the slush
In a windowless wagon sled.
Down the road we mush.
Abby is still in bed.
"

Abby said, in an irritated tone:

"I'm getting really bored.
I've read this magazine.
If we don't get there soon,
I think I gonna scream!
"

Then the other two sang:

"Wishing star from afar,
Abby's getting worse!
Be a sport and grant our wish,
Or we'll sing another verse!
"

And onward they went.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2013, 12:16:19 PM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2410 on: July 24, 2013, 12:24:00 PM »
We're like the genderbent RAFian version of Harry, Ron and Hermione.

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"All of Queen's horses and all of Queen's men."

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2411 on: July 24, 2013, 12:26:15 PM »
We're like the genderbent RAFian version of Harry, Ron and Hermione.
Haha. Lol. We are! :XD:
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2412 on: July 24, 2013, 05:03:06 PM »
:eyebrow: O . . . kay.

Well, alright, I mean, in the parodies Blue and Demos were like Abbot and Costello. . . .

Anyway, unless I find a way to stretch it, looks like this book'll only be 18 chapters.

CHAPTER FIVE:
Queen's Command

"Hey!" Aloth protested.

"What's the big idea?" Yorick snarled.

"I've heard tale of a star brighter than my own countenance," Queen said, a few minutes after the two were dumpted before her.

"Just rumors." Yorick muttered, as Aloth cowered.

"You surely believed it was something worthwhile, Yorick!" Queen spat. "You were discovered heading for it. Now . . . tell me . . . what's so special about this star?"

Yorick tried to bluster pass this question, but Aloth, out of sheer fear of repercussion, spilled the beans, causing Yorick to facepalm. Yorick muttered, "Nice, Aloth. Nice."

"A wish, eh?" Queen said, voice silkily and dangerously quiet. "What could you possibly wish for that service of your queen does not already give you?"

It was a rhetorical question, one no one with a double-digit I/Q would answer. The two didn't.

"The RAFians are on their way to it, are they?" Queen asked. "Of course they are."

Music started as she whipped around, singing:

"They're on their way
To touch to the wishing star.
Those RAFians are going to be rich!
But what about me?
You better bet that
I'll be getting there first,
And, if I don't,
Your lives are going to be cursed!
So wish that the wish will
Wind up belonging to me.
I want it so much!
I gotta go touch
The wishing star!
"

Yorick made defensive gestures as Queen's intensity was making him uncomfortable. He was saying, "Okay, okay . . . !"

"They're getting ahead!
They're getting it,
Instead of me!
You gotta be quick!
You gotta be fast!
You gotta beat out
The rest of the cast!
And procure that wish for me . . . !
"

Then Aloth and Yorick, albeit hesitantly, joined in.

"We're taking a stand.
We're making a vow.
This is the place.
The moment is now.
"

Then Aloth and Yorick sang alone:

"This is our golden opportunity!"

Then Queen joined in:

"The wishing star belongs to three!"

Then Queen made her intent crystal clear:

"Me, myself, and I."

The song ended, but Queen's malice did not. "Get going you two! NOW!!!"


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2413 on: July 24, 2013, 05:20:26 PM »
And now we have the Banned coming too.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2414 on: July 24, 2013, 07:54:02 PM »
Well, no more chapters tonight. Maybe not tomorrow either (due to the rather large parody in it, and the device I'm using right now has a significantly smaller character limit than RAF itself and time constraints, as I do have work tomorrow). Sorry.

Anyway, I finished planning out "The Engulfer" (which may be rather bittersweet) and started planning out "The Horde", which very well may be under 20 chapters (but I hope not).


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.