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Offline AllyVP

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Funny things to say to the librarian
« on: October 27, 2011, 11:44:06 PM »
You know those librarians who look at us adults weird when we check out the Animorph books?  Well, to entertain myself I have decided to say the most outrageous things possible when they do that.

my two ideas so far (oh, i'm 20):

*big smile*
"I'm reading CHAPTER books now!"

and

"Yeah, my 10 year old son discovered these and just LOVES them."

Any ideas?  I really want to run with this but I lack in the creatively-messing-with-people department.
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2011, 01:51:42 AM »
"join usssss"

"i will return this book in three of your days"
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2011, 08:01:22 AM »
*lean in real close and tap the book cover with a real serious expression...*

"This lady knows EVERYTHING......."

*maintain serious expression as you walk out the door, looking over your shoulder.*
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2011, 10:46:53 AM »
"Say, would you mind not telling anybody I checked this out? Can't have them figuring out I know. Oh, and maybe delete my name and address from your records? If I let them find me... well, I won't let them find me... *whispering* Everyone's in really big trouble. Yeah. Even you."
*look around at the corners of the room for cameras, pause a beat with a terrified expression, then dash out the door*
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2011, 11:12:17 AM »
Look at her straight in the face and say, "I read children's books."
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2011, 01:59:42 PM »
hahaha!!!! oh man, you guys are great!!!
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2011, 02:26:37 PM »
scream "yeerk" or "andalite" at the librarian
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2011, 04:07:00 PM »
Oh man, I wish someone would do that when I'm working lol
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2011, 06:36:04 PM »
"I really like cinnabuns.....bunz"
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2011, 10:10:14 PM »
     "It's not for me...I'm just holding it for a friend..."
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2011, 01:14:37 AM »
*Dead serious face* "This taught me more about the nineties than living in them did."
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2011, 06:55:59 AM »
"My therapist told me to read one of these whenever I get the urge to set something on fire. You wouldn't happen to have the whole series would you?"
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2011, 07:26:52 PM »
*go into the library with a library card with parts of it whited out*
Librarian: "Excuse me, this card doesn't have your last name on it . . ."
You: "I can't tell you my last name.  You might be one of them."
Librarian: ". . . Oookay.  Er, it doesn't say where you live, either."
You: "I can't tell you where I live.  Just believe me when I say it's a real town.  It could even be your town."
Librarian: " . . . "

"Can you please hurry it up a little?  I've got, like, five minutes left in this morph."

"You know what they say.  Know your friends well, know your enemies better."  *serious nod*

*put a book from one shelf onto a different shelf*
"There.  I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid library employees."
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2011, 07:45:53 PM »
*canned applause*
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Re: Funny things to say to the librarian
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2011, 11:28:51 PM »
Quote from: DinosaurNothlit on November 05, 2011, 07:26:52 PM
*put a book from one shelf onto a different shelf*
"There.  I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid library employees."

Where'd that one come from?

And I can never seem to catch whoever's doing that...I just find them already out of place. (I wish they'd put out a basket or something.) But yes, it does give people like me more work lol.
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