Sapttus twitched reflexively, just a little, at the sounds pounding at him all around. People were yelling at him, and it wasn't his fault!
"What are you doing, you fat lard?! Get up off your lazy hide and CATCH THAT LEMUR!!!"
"Lead me to water, but not to the track. Show me a saddle and I'll say, "Hey get off my back.""
"I just can't believe it.... why on Neptune would you have ever eaten that sponge cake? It wasn't yours! You know how hard I worked on that!"
"Sometimes, you're so nonchalant I just can't stand it. Doesn't anything ever strike you as a massive emotional quandary? Where is your heart, man?!"
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
"Once upon a time, there was a young elven man named - aww, heck, you've heard this story..."
All these voices shouted and berated at him together. Yet somehow, he understood it all, agreed with it all, and proved them all liars. Shut up and go back to your barn, ya morons! He shouted in return. The maddening raucous stopped, and left Sapttus alone with his own madness, feeling rather proud of himself for having shown the ultrasonic uproar who was top dog in this town. Annoying little hooligans... GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
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"Looks like it's over now, though... Where'd the... person go?" Jasper was beginning to have second (or perhaps third) thoughts about this place. Was this really any better than living under Visser Three? He wasn't totally convinced. 'Disappearing people' wasn't a positive point to add to his growing list of concerns...
He took his eyes off the... everywhere... and went back to the table to retrieve Sapttus. It wasn't like he was understanding anything anyways. As much as a geek he considered himself, this was a few levels beyond him. Gently, he picked up his slimy little pal -
NOOOO! NOOOO! NOT THE BIRDS!!! ANYTHING, BUT... NOOOO!!!
-and put him up against his ear, head tilted slightly to make it easier for him to re-enter. It felt weird, like it always did, and he felt that it hurt, not excruciatingly so, but a lot more than normal. After just a few seconds..
"WHERE IS THAT FREAKIN' LEMUR?!?" Sapttus greedily grabbed control and grabbed the nearest long stick-like object, and began wielding it like a baseball bat, running about the cabin in a rather comic style, looking for this imaginary monkey.