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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #105 on: January 19, 2011, 10:27:11 PM »
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     93) All you'll find at the north pole is an inuit, seals, a few polar bears, the Yeerks, and Venber...

     But Santa Clause cannot pausibly exist...

Santa does exist! I met him at the mall when I was 4 years old.

94) Always be careful in dressing rooms, especially at the Gap®.

     I know TM means Trademark, but what does R mean?
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #106 on: January 19, 2011, 10:29:59 PM »
Registered Trademark.

...Although what the difference is, I don't know. :P
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #107 on: January 19, 2011, 10:33:40 PM »
     95) Apparently, Androids have feelings to, and are not incapable of looking like they can cry...

     Everything Dragon Ball Z told me about Androids is off...
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #108 on: January 19, 2011, 10:35:44 PM »
96) Fast food restaurants make for perfect places for alien hideouts, and for discussing the fate of the world in public.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #109 on: January 19, 2011, 10:40:03 PM »
97) The cream separator was invented in 1878.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #110 on: January 19, 2011, 11:07:10 PM »
98) If someone offers you a cooler, better and new life and all you have to do is become a premium member- JUST WALK AWAY!!!!!!!
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #111 on: January 20, 2011, 12:19:39 AM »
99) Owning a cobra is illegal.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #112 on: January 20, 2011, 12:25:43 AM »
100) if your friends tell you to cut through the old abandoned construction site JUST DONT

ps i win the actual 100 one
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #113 on: January 20, 2011, 02:06:36 AM »
101) The seagull's ultimate weapon is precision guided, cruise-missile poop.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #114 on: January 20, 2011, 09:36:55 AM »
102) It is possible to make one's self into an all-powerful and immortal super-being through a series of random accidents.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #115 on: January 20, 2011, 03:21:15 PM »
103)if you have been kidnapped by aliens with someone annoying and get rescued by other aliens you might end up marring the alien
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #116 on: January 20, 2011, 03:42:04 PM »
89B: Dogs count as well. (The spirit of the Pemalites are in most dogs. See #10: The Alien for more details.)

95. It's almost impossible to get a cat down from a tree.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #117 on: January 20, 2011, 03:53:29 PM »
104) Roaches can fit in a crack the width of a quarter.

((And by the way, Baranth, I think it's a pretty safe assumption that we've all memorized that!  8)))
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #118 on: January 20, 2011, 04:03:35 PM »
Quote from: Baranth on January 20, 2011, 03:42:04 PM
See #10: The Alien

Pssst. Book #10 is The Android.

105: Your parents will bring up uncomfortable sexual topics if they can't come up with a way to punish you.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #119 on: January 20, 2011, 04:38:20 PM »
Quote from: NateSean on January 20, 2011, 04:03:35 PM
Quote from: Baranth on January 20, 2011, 03:42:04 PM
See #10: The Alien

Pssst. Book #10 is The Android.

105: Your parents will bring up uncomfortable sexual topics if they can't come up with a way to punish you.

     LMFAO, I just read that one, too :P

     106) Next time your parents go out hunting for a new lawnmower, you may just want to go with them--just to be sure...
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