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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #75 on: January 17, 2011, 02:08:09 PM »
72) People from Canada are Canadese.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #76 on: January 17, 2011, 07:27:28 PM »
70) Hawks have an incredibly good sense of hearing, as well as an excellent sense of vision.

     Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at? I've never read that ANYWHERE in the series...
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #77 on: January 17, 2011, 08:15:48 PM »

     Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at? I've never read that ANYWHERE in the series...
(Rolls eyes) Ignoring that.

73) If your orders are not immediately followed, its okay to decapitate your incompitent underlings and feed them to the Taxxons!
"When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When a dying Andalite Prince gives you the morphing power? Well then you make miracles." ~Me

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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #78 on: January 17, 2011, 08:25:08 PM »
70) Hawks have an incredibly good sense of hearing, as well as an excellent sense of vision.

     Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at? I've never read that ANYWHERE in the series...

It's definitely in the series. I think it's mentioned in #18 at least, but I'm not sure specific instances.

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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #79 on: January 17, 2011, 10:10:54 PM »
     I guess I'm not very good at sarcasm. :P Tobias is always raving about his superior hawknessnessness. I was attempting a joke.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #80 on: January 17, 2011, 11:22:33 PM »
Did a double-take on the hawnessnessness. ::)
74) Only humans have a sense of humor. (I hope that hasn't been said before... :huh: )
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #81 on: January 18, 2011, 01:08:52 AM »
74) Only humans have a sense of humor. (I hope that hasn't been said before... :huh: )
I respectfully disagree and here's why.

Excerpt From The Andalite Chronicles

The captain looked at me very seriously. <Young warrior, do you think I don't know what happened to Alloran? Do you think I don't know about the
Quantum virus he unleashed in the battle for the Hork-Bajir world? Alloran was my friend, Elfangor. When we were young arisths together he was a gentle, decent youngster. And funny! He loved to joke and play tricks.>

    I guess I'm not very good at sarcasm. :P Tobias is always raving about his superior hawknessnessness. I was attempting a joke.
I thought it was funny  :rofl2:

75) If your mom is a human, and your dad is an alien, you may end up a hawk.
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"When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When a dying Andalite Prince gives you the morphing power? Well then you make miracles." ~Me

“Screams of a billion murdered stars give lie to the night's peace, while we cling desperately to the few fragile spinning stones we call worlds." ~Hasturi the Mad Perseid, Andromeda

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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #82 on: January 18, 2011, 01:30:52 AM »
Any fly buzzing around you is probably an Andalite Bandit spying on you.

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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #83 on: January 18, 2011, 01:48:25 AM »
77) You do shoot-outs at high noon, you stretch in the 7th inning, and you attack at dawn.
"When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When a dying Andalite Prince gives you the morphing power? Well then you make miracles." ~Me

“Screams of a billion murdered stars give lie to the night's peace, while we cling desperately to the few fragile spinning stones we call worlds." ~Hasturi the Mad Perseid, Andromeda

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!” ~ Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #84 on: January 18, 2011, 01:52:59 AM »
78) A ****roaches brain is spread out throughout it's body.

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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #85 on: January 18, 2011, 01:59:26 AM »
79) No one can be brave all the time, not every minute of every day.
"When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When a dying Andalite Prince gives you the morphing power? Well then you make miracles." ~Me

“Screams of a billion murdered stars give lie to the night's peace, while we cling desperately to the few fragile spinning stones we call worlds." ~Hasturi the Mad Perseid, Andromeda

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!” ~ Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #86 on: January 18, 2011, 03:16:23 PM »
80)even the smallest aliens can have a very big ego
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #87 on: January 18, 2011, 03:37:27 PM »
81) Even those who return from war may never really truly come home.
"When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When a dying Andalite Prince gives you the morphing power? Well then you make miracles." ~Me

“Screams of a billion murdered stars give lie to the night's peace, while we cling desperately to the few fragile spinning stones we call worlds." ~Hasturi the Mad Perseid, Andromeda

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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #88 on: January 18, 2011, 03:51:49 PM »
54) This number is evil.

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82. Contrary to popular belief, aliens don't have Spock Ears.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #89 on: January 18, 2011, 06:52:47 PM »
     83) Rats can communicate with other rats and plot to overthrow the surface dwellers...Or, at least, that's what David tells us.
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