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Title: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 14, 2011, 10:32:29 PM
     1) Thermals are warm pockets of air that are created from the heat radiating from the ground.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Durandal on January 14, 2011, 11:06:48 PM
2 - 100. what he said
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Post by: FATELUVR95 on January 15, 2011, 08:58:50 AM
Tom cats, for their size, are proportionally one of the most dangerous animals.
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Post by: NateSean on January 15, 2011, 10:45:33 AM
With an animal expert on hand, whose parents are also vets and zoologists, it takes three years to figure out that a duck morph is a better transit than a fly on a plane.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: LisaCharly on January 15, 2011, 11:47:01 AM
All people outside of the United States believe in 'animal spirits'.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 15, 2011, 12:09:28 PM
#5) When your mother tells you not to stick your hand in a beaver lodge, you shouldn't.
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Post by: NateSean on January 15, 2011, 12:23:50 PM
If you whine constantly about the ethical decision of every morph your friends choose to take, it's okay to get upset when they finally hesitate and look to you for your opinion.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 15, 2011, 12:33:49 PM
#7) Be skeptical of any new coed boy/girl scout clubs/organizations that crop up suddenly.
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Post by: NateSean on January 15, 2011, 12:46:15 PM
That the Yeerks focus all of their efforts on one major plan at a time rather than multitasking and stacking the odds in their favor.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 15, 2011, 12:48:40 PM
#9) Abandoned construction sites are a lot more dangerous than originally thought.
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Post by: Venom on January 15, 2011, 01:05:39 PM
when a 13 year old boy turns into a hawk and effectively disappears, there will be no police investigation asking his friends, teachers, or family where he is.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 15, 2011, 01:16:52 PM
#11) The pyramids were (partly) built by androids.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 15, 2011, 02:16:18 PM
     Military time can be solved by subtractin 12.
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Post by: NateSean on January 15, 2011, 03:00:24 PM
Any plan Marco can find a flaw in is a bad one. No questions asked.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Chad32 on January 15, 2011, 03:07:05 PM
when a 13 year old boy turns into a hawk and effectively disappears, there will be no police investigation asking his friends, teachers, or family where he is.

Who says anyone reported it to the police?
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: LisaCharly on January 15, 2011, 03:30:55 PM
Disabled kids have no measure. Killing them off brings no guilt!
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Post by: roguebluejay on January 15, 2011, 03:51:49 PM
Ants and are oddly machine like and termites are controlled by their queen and have no instincts by themselves.
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Post by: DinosaurNothlit on January 15, 2011, 04:04:18 PM
With a big enough explosion, you can go back in time!
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 15, 2011, 04:11:51 PM
#17) Broccoli is an alien food!
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Venom on January 15, 2011, 04:17:59 PM
when a 13 year old boy turns into a hawk and effectively disappears, there will be no police investigation asking his friends, teachers, or family where he is.

Who says anyone reported it to the police?

the law, as soon as Tobias wasn't at school for over a week in a row there would have been an investigation
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 15, 2011, 04:31:58 PM
#18) "Life seldom comes in simple shades of black and white. The choices in the real world, the choices we most often face, are all in shades of gray.”
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Chad32 on January 15, 2011, 07:15:29 PM
when a 13 year old boy turns into a hawk and effectively disappears, there will be no police investigation asking his friends, teachers, or family where he is.

Who says anyone reported it to the police?

the law, as soon as Tobias wasn't at school for over a week in a row there would have been an investigation

He was sent back to his aunt's.

If people were that concerned for Tobias, he would have been put in a better home already.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 15, 2011, 07:49:39 PM
#19) Any life is better than none. And no matter how awful things seem, there is always meaning and purpose to be found.”
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 15, 2011, 08:18:00 PM
     Let's get back on topic then.

     And maybe we should try numbering them, just because the tread is called "100 things I learned from the Animorphs".

     Oatmeal is the answer to everything.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 15, 2011, 09:54:03 PM
#21) It’s better to laugh than to cry
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Post by: LisaCharly on January 15, 2011, 10:24:13 PM
#21b. If you're aiming for emotional repression!
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 15, 2011, 11:00:18 PM
#21b. If you're aiming for emotional repression!

Valid point

#22) Sometimes even the good guys do bad things. That doesn’t mean there’s no difference between good and evil.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: ILA on January 16, 2011, 08:52:56 AM
23) Ornithology is the study of birds. Helped me during a radio quiz.
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Post by: roguebluejay on January 16, 2011, 11:44:39 AM
Life is tragedy or comedy. You decide which.

This helps me out all the time. God, I love Animorphs so much.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: LisaCharly on January 16, 2011, 11:59:59 AM
25) Moral relativism exists. Someone disagreeing with you doesn't necessarily mean one of you is wrong.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 16, 2011, 12:05:08 PM
     26) The nose thing at the end of a fly's face is called a probiscus

     Or something like that :P
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 16, 2011, 12:35:33 PM
27) Pedipalps are the two feelers/arms on a spider's face.
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Post by: Darth Zakryn on January 16, 2011, 12:42:22 PM
28) George Washington didn't strike that famous pose while crossing the Delaware
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 16, 2011, 12:43:57 PM
     29) Tobias killed the dinosaurs.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 16, 2011, 12:47:16 PM
30) A skunk can spray it's spray up to 6 times in 3 seconds, and it can reach up to 15 feet.
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Post by: Darth Zakryn on January 16, 2011, 12:48:21 PM
31) Goodwill store owners know a LOT about sci-fi
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 16, 2011, 12:50:02 PM
     32) Everything that we know or knew about physics is wrong...according to Ax.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 16, 2011, 12:51:49 PM
33) Space is curved. Who knew?
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Darth Zakryn on January 16, 2011, 12:53:14 PM

34) Anacondas don't have to eat for months
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 16, 2011, 12:54:42 PM
35) Mars used to have life on it, and Saturn does have life on it.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 16, 2011, 02:09:15 PM
     36)A frightened rabbit can knock out a red-tail with the right motivation.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 16, 2011, 02:12:49 PM
37) If one of your parents dies in a mysterious accident and they don't find a body, said parent might not be dead.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: NateSean on January 16, 2011, 02:23:53 PM
Yeerks will infest a parent or two, but not the child. Then they'll infest one child, but leave the parents alone.

Yeerks, for the love of God, it's called a Greek family reunion and apple bobbing. You could have had half the country infested by now.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 16, 2011, 02:29:10 PM
39) War does terrible things to people. Some it raises to greatness(Aximili, Elfangor). Others it destroys(Alloran, Jake).

Although you could argue it either way for Jake
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 16, 2011, 03:17:42 PM
     40) NIN stands for Nice Is Neat.
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Post by: yunyun on January 16, 2011, 03:41:48 PM
41)no one can kill fleas
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Post by: RYTX on January 16, 2011, 04:14:58 PM
42) I learned about hessian soldiers in the revolution
43) There was a naval battle called Trafalgar
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Post by: LisaCharly on January 16, 2011, 04:15:25 PM
44) Ants can climb vertically.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 16, 2011, 04:59:54 PM
     People find nothing suspicious about hawks flying around the interior of a mall.
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Post by: Darth Zakryn on January 16, 2011, 06:31:51 PM

46) War is never worth it if you forget what you are fighting for (#2, TAC).
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Post by: Lincoln on January 16, 2011, 08:04:40 PM
47) A polar bear's diet consists of fish, sea lions, and dumb kids playing hero.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 16, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
     48) Roaches really are indestructible
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 16, 2011, 08:22:36 PM
49) If you are going to broadcast games into space, make sure you explain that they are just games.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 16, 2011, 08:51:08 PM
     50) That deja vu feeling we get occurs because, somewhere in the universe, we were subjected to a Sario Rip.
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Post by: warren_bearclaw on January 16, 2011, 09:15:06 PM
51) A male lion's mane is meant to protect it's neck from bites and other attacks.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 16, 2011, 09:18:57 PM
52) It's hard to fight evil without doing some along the way.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 16, 2011, 09:30:52 PM
     53) People who name their pets Megadeth and Spawn are never to be trusted, and are likely to be psychopaths.
Title: Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: FATELUVR95 on January 16, 2011, 10:26:34 PM
54) People think you're smarter when using knowledge from Animorph books(real life)
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Post by: warren_bearclaw on January 16, 2011, 10:30:42 PM
55) Rhino's have really bad eyesight.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 16, 2011, 10:32:54 PM
     56) Horses are stupid

     According to Cassie, in book 14.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 16, 2011, 11:57:44 PM
57) Bravery isn't about not being afraid. It's about being scared to death and still not giving in.
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Post by: Cloudbreaker on January 17, 2011, 12:53:56 AM
58) Throughout the entire universe, humans are the sole wearers of clothing.
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Post by: warren_bearclaw on January 17, 2011, 12:57:56 AM
59) Video game skills do not equal real-life driving skills. Trash cans do not earn you extra points.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 17, 2011, 01:08:32 AM
Excerpt from #8 The Alien
Elfangor shot me a poisonous look. <I'm sure aristh Aximili didn't mean any disrespect, Captain Nerefir.>
I think my brother would have liked to throw me out of the nearest airlock right at that moment.

60) No matter what species or race they are, brothers are still brothers, and little brothers will still embarrass big brothers.
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Post by: Cloudbreaker on January 17, 2011, 01:22:03 AM
61) Soda is still bubbly even when you drink it through your hooves.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 17, 2011, 01:37:42 AM
62) Roaches can’t do ceilings.
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Post by: Cloudbreaker on January 17, 2011, 02:11:07 AM
63) My-dad-is-thinking-about-getting-remarried stress causes your morphing to become all wonky at the worst possible times.  However, anyone-I-know-could-be-a-potential-alien-that-is-trying-to-kill-me stress, I-just-got-maimed-by-a-scary-alien-or-wild-animal stress, and I-am-trying-to-save-the-world-but-still-have-to-get-a-good-grade-on-my-book-report-and-act-like-a-normal-kid stress have no effect on a person's morphing capabilities what-so-ever.
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Post by: LisaCharly on January 17, 2011, 02:57:29 AM
Well, technically, I think it was my-dad-is-thinking-about-remarrying-which-makes-me-confront-the-idea-that-I-might-have-just-killed-my-mommy-for-good stress.

64) Polar bears have clear fur. It just looks white.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 17, 2011, 11:29:20 AM
65) Square dancing involves marching around like a BIG HONKING GOOBER!
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Post by: Stephquiem on January 17, 2011, 11:31:38 AM
66) Tomato juice gets rid of skunk smell.
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Post by: Josh (J) on January 17, 2011, 11:35:05 AM
67) Grape juice doesn't help. :P
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Post by: Durandal on January 17, 2011, 12:25:50 PM
68. A cattle prod is a stick with a powerful electric shock.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 17, 2011, 12:33:33 PM
     69) Parents are gullible and will often buy the excuse "it's a group project" to explain why you're sneaking into the house at 2 a.m.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 17, 2011, 12:39:46 PM
70) Hawks have an incredibly good sense of hearing, as well as an excellent sense of vision.
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Post by: Terenia on January 17, 2011, 01:48:30 PM
71) Always be well-stocked on oatmeal. You never know when it may come in handy.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 17, 2011, 02:08:09 PM
72) People from Canada are Canadese.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 17, 2011, 07:27:28 PM
70) Hawks have an incredibly good sense of hearing, as well as an excellent sense of vision.

     Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at? I've never read that ANYWHERE in the series...
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 17, 2011, 08:15:48 PM

     Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at? I've never read that ANYWHERE in the series...
(Rolls eyes) Ignoring that.

73) If your orders are not immediately followed, its okay to decapitate your incompitent underlings and feed them to the Taxxons!
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Post by: LisaCharly on January 17, 2011, 08:25:08 PM
70) Hawks have an incredibly good sense of hearing, as well as an excellent sense of vision.

     Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at? I've never read that ANYWHERE in the series...

It's definitely in the series. I think it's mentioned in #18 at least, but I'm not sure specific instances.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 17, 2011, 10:10:54 PM
     I guess I'm not very good at sarcasm. :P Tobias is always raving about his superior hawknessnessness. I was attempting a joke.
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Post by: Lincoln on January 17, 2011, 11:22:33 PM
Did a double-take on the hawnessnessness. ::)
74) Only humans have a sense of humor. (I hope that hasn't been said before... :huh: )
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 18, 2011, 01:08:52 AM
74) Only humans have a sense of humor. (I hope that hasn't been said before... :huh: )
I respectfully disagree and here's why.

Excerpt From The Andalite Chronicles

The captain looked at me very seriously. <Young warrior, do you think I don't know what happened to Alloran? Do you think I don't know about the
Quantum virus he unleashed in the battle for the Hork-Bajir world? Alloran was my friend, Elfangor. When we were young arisths together he was a gentle, decent youngster. And funny! He loved to joke and play tricks.>

    I guess I'm not very good at sarcasm. :P Tobias is always raving about his superior hawknessnessness. I was attempting a joke.
I thought it was funny  :rofl2:

75) If your mom is a human, and your dad is an alien, you may end up a hawk.
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Post by: funkybassmannick on January 18, 2011, 01:30:52 AM
Any fly buzzing around you is probably an Andalite Bandit spying on you.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 18, 2011, 01:48:25 AM
77) You do shoot-outs at high noon, you stretch in the 7th inning, and you attack at dawn.
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Post by: warren_bearclaw on January 18, 2011, 01:52:59 AM
78) A ****roaches brain is spread out throughout it's body.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 18, 2011, 01:59:26 AM
79) No one can be brave all the time, not every minute of every day.
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Post by: yunyun on January 18, 2011, 03:16:23 PM
80)even the smallest aliens can have a very big ego
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 18, 2011, 03:37:27 PM
81) Even those who return from war may never really truly come home.
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Post by: Baranth on January 18, 2011, 03:51:49 PM
54) This number is evil.

FIXED

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82. Contrary to popular belief, aliens don't have Spock Ears.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 18, 2011, 06:52:47 PM
     83) Rats can communicate with other rats and plot to overthrow the surface dwellers...Or, at least, that's what David tells us.
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Post by: warren_bearclaw on January 18, 2011, 06:56:16 PM
84) It is entirely unnecessary for your major cosmic bad-guy to not have any backstory whatsoever... It's perfectly fine for him to suddenly appear out of no where.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 18, 2011, 07:45:00 PM
     84.5) It's perfectly natural for said major cosmic bad guy to have a lacky who also lacks a backstory, as well as any clarifcation to as WHAT species said lacky belongs to.
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Post by: Lincoln on January 18, 2011, 10:58:39 PM
74) Only humans have a sense of humor. (I hope that hasn't been said before... :huh: )
I respectfully disagree and here's why.

Excerpt From The Andalite Chronicles

The captain looked at me very seriously. <Young warrior, do you think I don't know what happened to Alloran? Do you think I don't know about the
Quantum virus he unleashed in the battle for the Hork-Bajir world? Alloran was my friend, Elfangor. When we were young arisths together he was a gentle, decent youngster. And funny! He loved to joke and play tricks.>

    I guess I'm not very good at sarcasm. :P Tobias is always raving about his superior hawknessnessness. I was attempting a joke.
I thought it was funny  :rofl2:

75) If your mom is a human, and your dad is an alien, you may end up a hawk.






Heheheh...my bad...
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 18, 2011, 11:59:13 PM
85) A ladder rung is part of a ladder, and ladders lead to places where you are not. (#40, The Other)
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Post by: Magdaleen on January 19, 2011, 09:19:02 AM
86) Aliens are more awesome than I thought at first. :D
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Post by: yunyun on January 19, 2011, 03:19:54 PM
think we'll get to 1000?
87)bees can see bee purple
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Post by: NateSean on January 19, 2011, 03:26:41 PM
88: We absolutely cannot for any reason use morphing for personal reasons...accept to sneak into a concert.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 19, 2011, 08:13:36 PM
89) Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
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Post by: warren_bearclaw on January 19, 2011, 08:18:05 PM
89.5) Whales are included in this category.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 19, 2011, 08:28:43 PM
     90) Buffalos are people too, apparently.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 19, 2011, 08:36:26 PM
91) Never order a happy meal with extra happy.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 19, 2011, 08:38:35 PM
91) Never order a happy meal with extra happy.

     Still haven't tried that yet :P
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 19, 2011, 09:52:34 PM
     Still haven't tried that yet :P

I heard that if you do that at the Mcdonalds in the next town over from where I live they just put marijuana in it.

92) In most wars, what people are after is control of land or territory. Or they want to ram some idea down some other person's throat.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 19, 2011, 10:01:19 PM
     93) All you'll find at the north pole is an inuit, seals, a few polar bears, the Yeerks, and Venber...

     But Santa Clause cannot pausibly exist...
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 19, 2011, 10:20:22 PM
     93) All you'll find at the north pole is an inuit, seals, a few polar bears, the Yeerks, and Venber...

     But Santa Clause cannot pausibly exist...

Santa does exist! I met him at the mall when I was 4 years old.

94) Always be careful in dressing rooms, especially at the Gap®.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 19, 2011, 10:27:11 PM
     93) All you'll find at the north pole is an inuit, seals, a few polar bears, the Yeerks, and Venber...

     But Santa Clause cannot pausibly exist...

Santa does exist! I met him at the mall when I was 4 years old.

94) Always be careful in dressing rooms, especially at the Gap®.

     I know TM means Trademark, but what does R mean?
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Post by: Stephquiem on January 19, 2011, 10:29:59 PM
Registered Trademark.

...Although what the difference is, I don't know. :P
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 19, 2011, 10:33:40 PM
     95) Apparently, Androids have feelings to, and are not incapable of looking like they can cry...

     Everything Dragon Ball Z told me about Androids is off...
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Post by: warren_bearclaw on January 19, 2011, 10:35:44 PM
96) Fast food restaurants make for perfect places for alien hideouts, and for discussing the fate of the world in public.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on January 19, 2011, 10:40:03 PM
97) The cream separator was invented in 1878.
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Post by: kcool12 on January 19, 2011, 11:07:10 PM
98) If someone offers you a cooler, better and new life and all you have to do is become a premium member- JUST WALK AWAY!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: LisaCharly on January 20, 2011, 12:19:39 AM
99) Owning a cobra is illegal.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Venom on January 20, 2011, 12:25:43 AM
100) if your friends tell you to cut through the old abandoned construction site JUST DONT

ps i win the actual 100 one
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 20, 2011, 02:06:36 AM
101) The seagull's ultimate weapon is precision guided, cruise-missile poop.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on January 20, 2011, 09:36:55 AM
102) It is possible to make one's self into an all-powerful and immortal super-being through a series of random accidents.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: yunyun on January 20, 2011, 03:21:15 PM
103)if you have been kidnapped by aliens with someone annoying and get rescued by other aliens you might end up marring the alien
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on January 20, 2011, 03:42:04 PM
89B: Dogs count as well. (The spirit of the Pemalites are in most dogs. See #10: The Alien for more details.)

95. It's almost impossible to get a cat down from a tree.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: warren_bearclaw on January 20, 2011, 03:53:29 PM
104) Roaches can fit in a crack the width of a quarter.

((And by the way, Baranth, I think it's a pretty safe assumption that we've all memorized that!  8)))
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: NateSean on January 20, 2011, 04:03:35 PM
See #10: The Alien

Pssst. Book #10 is The Android.

105: Your parents will bring up uncomfortable sexual topics if they can't come up with a way to punish you.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 20, 2011, 04:38:20 PM
See #10: The Alien

Pssst. Book #10 is The Android.

105: Your parents will bring up uncomfortable sexual topics if they can't come up with a way to punish you.

     LMFAO, I just read that one, too :P

     106) Next time your parents go out hunting for a new lawnmower, you may just want to go with them--just to be sure...
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on January 20, 2011, 05:24:48 PM
See #10: The Alien

Pssst. Book #10 is The Android.

105: Your parents will bring up uncomfortable sexual topics if they can't come up with a way to punish you.

     LMFAO, I just read that one, too :P

     106) Next time your parents go out hunting for a new lawnmower, you may just want to go with them--just to be sure...

107: Androids are superior at EVERYTHING. Even Rock, Paper, Scissors. (which is ironic since scissors cuts paper, thus hurting it and violation their programming)
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Rowrin on January 20, 2011, 06:41:19 PM
108: Always give bugs fair warning before you squash them... You'll never know...  :-\
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Cloudbreaker on January 20, 2011, 08:26:54 PM
109) If you cut your leg with a shard from an alien spaceship, it will need to be amputated due to some bizarre and unexplained infection.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 21, 2011, 12:20:17 AM
109) If you cut your leg with a shard from an alien spaceship, it will need to be amputated due to some bizarre and unexplained infection.

Say what???

110) No matter how many times you tell Ax otherwise, they will never be his hours or minutes.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Cloudbreaker on January 21, 2011, 01:55:31 AM
109) If you cut your leg with a shard from an alien spaceship, it will need to be amputated due to some bizarre and unexplained infection.

Say what???

That happened in the kangaroo book.

111) Male wolves stop to pee A LOT.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 21, 2011, 02:06:10 AM
Ah. Sorry, I barely remember that one, need to go reread it.

112) Collasal/Giant Squids have the largest eyes on Earth.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 21, 2011, 12:29:07 PM
     113) The government gets excited over any proof of alien life; even if it is just a toilett.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 21, 2011, 12:38:56 PM
114) Andalites can swim, but it's an awkward thing to see.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on January 21, 2011, 03:03:57 PM
Ah. Sorry, I barely remember that one, need to go reread it.

112) Collasal/Giant Squids have the largest eyes on Earth.

It's ok... Most people skip over #44 these days. Those people are what I like to call ignorant.

115. It's a CROCODILE, not an ALLIGATOR! (Sorry... I'm re-reading #12 right now...)
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: yunyun on January 21, 2011, 03:50:45 PM
Ah. Sorry, I barely remember that one, need to go reread it.

112) Collasal/Giant Squids have the largest eyes on Earth.
creepy
um...
116)if you order happy meal with extra happy,don't go through the walk in refrigerator or you'll be blind
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 21, 2011, 04:48:52 PM
It's ok... Most people skip over #44 these days. Those people are what I like to call ignorant.

I've read it, it was just several years ago. I'm pulling it off my shelf to reread as soon as I'm done with this post.

117) Hawk or whale, there is no prey Tobias can't take down.


Post Merged: January 23, 2011, 12:58:49 PM
118) When the dust settles and the war ends, not everyone goes home.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: RYTX on January 23, 2011, 04:11:12 PM
119) Beethoven was a horrible man
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 23, 2011, 04:26:29 PM
120) No one really knows what giant squid eat, except for the fact that they are cannibals.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: RYTX on January 24, 2011, 10:38:05 AM
No offense to KAA but:
121) You don't need to know a lot about animal anatomy or ecology to write awesome books about them.

(Though I think maybe you should :-\)
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: LisaCharly on January 24, 2011, 10:40:03 AM
^Is this about the knees bending backwards?

122) Gorillas are sweet, peaceful creatures until you abduct and enslave their mothers.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 24, 2011, 01:19:02 PM
123) Morphing is never totally logical. Things happen in weird, unpredictable ways.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on January 24, 2011, 06:39:55 PM
123) Morphing is never totally logical. Things happen in weird, unpredictable ways.

123A) Unless you're an estreen, that is. Then you end up looking like an angel when demorphing from a bird.

124) Rachel and Cassie have the same tastes in boys.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 24, 2011, 06:56:11 PM
     125) Make sure you pay attention in school, because you never know when the lesson may come in handy for a mission.

     125.1) Females of any race tend to distract the eager school boy.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on January 24, 2011, 07:12:45 PM
     125) Make sure you pay attention in school, because you never know when the lesson may come in handy for a mission.

     125.1) Females of any race tend to distract the eager school boy.

125.2) The same goes for males of any race distracting the school girl.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 24, 2011, 08:22:15 PM
126) It's safe to assume that no matter the race or species, boys and girls will still get distracted and/or fall asleep in school.

127) Anytime Rachel says "let's do it" in that insane, suicidal, rock-and-roll way of hers, a fight can't be far away.

128) When Visser 3 shouted "stop," you stopped. Period.

Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 24, 2011, 08:28:17 PM
     129) Ospreys, Herriers and Peregrine Falcons are basically hawks.
     130) Hawks are the badasses of the bird world.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 25, 2011, 12:03:00 AM
131) According to the Yeerks, there are 5 distinct classes of alien.

       Class One aliens are physically unfit for infestation, like the Skrit Na, Mortrons, and Hawjabrans.
       Class Two aliens can be infested but suffer from serious physical drawbacks, like the Taxxons or Gedds.
       Class Three aliens are physically fit to be infested, but are few in number and can't be bred quickly, like the Hork Bajir.
       Class Four aliens are perfect for infestation in every way, but are to formidable a challenge, like the Andalites.
       Class Five aliens exist in vast numbers, breed quickly, are physically perfect for infestation, and are unable to resist the Yeerks.
       Humans were originally thought to be a class five species, but were later moved down to Class Four.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on January 25, 2011, 09:49:31 AM
132) Humans cannot have their free will taken away via a chemical in hamburgers

133) If your a yeerk scientist you aren't allowed to make any mistakes
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: RYTX on January 25, 2011, 10:37:04 AM
^Is this about the knees bending backwards?

Mostly, yes. But there are various other things I think she could have tapped on

Quote
129) Ospreys, Herriers and Peregrine Falcons are basically hawks.
And, sorry but have to say: falcons aren't hawks
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Stephquiem on January 25, 2011, 10:40:10 AM
I'm pretty sure it never says they are. :eyebrow: It calls them raptors, which they are.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 25, 2011, 11:17:23 AM
^Is this about the knees bending backwards?

Mostly, yes. But there are various other things I think she could have tapped on

Quote
129) Ospreys, Herriers and Peregrine Falcons are basically hawks.
And, sorry but have to say: falcons aren't hawks


Yea they re. They're a sub species of hawk.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 25, 2011, 05:32:09 PM
Yea they re. They're a sub species of hawk.
No they aren't, look.

COMMON NAME: Peregrine Falcon
KINGDOM: Animalia
PHYLUM: Chordata
CLASS: Aves
ORDER: Falconiformes
FAMILY: Falconidae
GENUS : Falco
SPECIES: Falco peregrinus

COMMON NAME: Red-tailed Hawk
KINGDOM: Animalia
PHYLUM: Chordata
CLASS: Aves
ORDER: Accipitriformes
GENUS: Buteo
SPECIES: Buteo Jamaicensis

134) Moles cant dig straight down
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: yunyun on January 26, 2011, 03:08:04 PM
135)peregrine falcons can dive 200 mph
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on January 26, 2011, 03:18:18 PM
>>implying owls are birds

136) "A simple incident of random chance" means the same thing as "freak accident".
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: yunyun on January 26, 2011, 04:04:20 PM
137) red-tails don't get along well with many other birds of prey...unless they know them
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on January 26, 2011, 05:06:36 PM
138) Under going a 'natural morph' will reset your morphing clock.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on January 26, 2011, 05:39:10 PM
138) Under going a 'natural morph' will reset your morphing clock.

139) The second floor of your house is a VERY bad place to morph elephant.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on January 26, 2011, 05:49:07 PM
140) If you survive the collapsing of the second floor of your house you will become an instant celebrity.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 26, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
141) People laugh very loudly and crack jokes when they're scared peeless but want to look cool.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 26, 2011, 10:04:53 PM
     142) Apparently, they AREN'T everyone's hours.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on January 27, 2011, 09:07:00 AM
Don't know if it's already been said:

143) clastrophobia is a very common fear throughout the galaxy; from humans, to andalites, to ketrans.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: yunyun on January 27, 2011, 03:36:18 PM
144)there's a bird called osprey!(i really never knew that before i read animorphs) :P
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 27, 2011, 04:00:39 PM
145) The willies are a vague, creepy feeling, the subtle, unsettling sense that something you can't quite see is desperately wrong.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: NateSean on January 27, 2011, 04:42:16 PM
138) Under going a 'natural morph' will reset your morphing clock.

139) The second floor of your house is a VERY bad place to morph elephant.

146) On the otherhand, if you want a brand new house with all of the extras, the best place to morph elephant is on the second floor of your house.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 27, 2011, 06:07:32 PM
146) On the otherhand, if you want a brand new house with all of the extras, the best place to morph elephant is on the second floor of your house.

147) And if you want to continually bite back swearwords as you bump into the new kitchen island that you keep forgetting was just built there, the best place to morph elephant is on the second floor of your house.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 27, 2011, 06:45:18 PM
     148) When a teenager just dissappears from plain sight, despite having said teenagers entire family infested by a very powerful empire, it is better to just forget about said teenager. You should not undergo an investigation. Such things would be silly...
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: yunyun on January 27, 2011, 07:18:57 PM
149)holes in sky=possible bug fighter
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 27, 2011, 07:48:52 PM
     150) Apparently, the Andalites ARE aware of how cool their tails are.

     ...I got that from Alternamorphs...the "Cooler than my tail?" Line...

     Just go to 151...
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: yunyun on January 27, 2011, 08:24:07 PM
151)things are never as simple as they seem
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 27, 2011, 09:04:21 PM
152) Incontinent means you have to wear adult diapers, and incompetent means you are not able to look after your own affairs.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on January 27, 2011, 11:07:53 PM
152) Incontinent means you have to wear adult diapers, and incompetent means you are not able to look after your own affairs.


153) Crystals aren't only for collecting.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 28, 2011, 01:01:27 AM
152) You don’t stop hoping just because it doesn’t always work out. You get more careful. You get wiser, maybe. But you keep hoping.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: NateSean on January 28, 2011, 10:30:44 AM
154) When flying in your various bird-of-prey morphs, take care not to be seen flying too closely together as it will attract the attention of bird watchers. But five dolphins and a shark always hang out together in nature, so don't be too concerned.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on January 28, 2011, 12:57:00 PM
155) Dolphins are the happiest animals on the planet.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: NateSean on January 28, 2011, 01:42:18 PM
156: Going for "a walk" may not be such a great idea in a land filled with dinosaurs that may be attracted to what would then be the rather unusual scent of human "walking".
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on January 28, 2011, 01:49:43 PM
157) (I am reading that book right now  ;D) If you hit a nesk with your dinosaur tail, you will regret it.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 28, 2011, 04:33:52 PM
158) ****roaches are a Taxxon delicacy.(as well as any other living thing)
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on January 28, 2011, 05:30:38 PM
     159) If you're going to morph a male wolf, be ready to piss yourself silly :P
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 28, 2011, 06:44:39 PM
160) No matter the species, there are still idiots among every race.

Excerpt from Animorphs #26 The Attack

"Abandoned factory?" I asked Guide.

"Not abandoned. The Worker Guild refuses to come back to work here until the Superstition and Magic Guild certifies that the place is free of the spirits of fictional characters."

I sighed. I hesitated. I shot a look at Marco.

"Oh, you'll want to hear this," he said.

"What are the spirits of fictional characters?"

Guide whined in what I took to be a humorous way. "The simple folk believe that fictional characters are at least partly real and thus have spirits who wander the city, infesting buildings and engaging in various destructive behaviors."
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on January 31, 2011, 01:38:18 PM
161) The best way to sneak up on an andalite is from underneath.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: BennyBoy on January 31, 2011, 04:57:55 PM
162) Cigarette butts could become an Andalite delicacy. =P
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 31, 2011, 06:21:26 PM
162) The Howler's howl is specially designed to affect the brains of sentient creatures.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: LisaCharly on January 31, 2011, 07:49:00 PM
Wasn't that just speculation?

163) Leerans can regenerate the back halves of their heads.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: yunyun on January 31, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
164)um...hawks don't feel pleasure  :huh:
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on February 01, 2011, 10:54:44 AM
165) Andalites have porta-potties!  ;D
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on February 01, 2011, 08:48:13 PM
166) A fool is strong so that others will see. A wise person is strong for himself.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: yunyun on February 02, 2011, 08:08:31 PM
167)being brave is about being scared to death and still not giving in
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: BennyBoy on February 02, 2011, 09:05:53 PM
168) Fall down seven times, get up eight.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on February 03, 2011, 03:08:08 PM
169) You can easily scare Yeerks by saying "Vanarx".
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: BennyBoy on February 03, 2011, 06:27:15 PM
170) Bark can work as a credit card if you're shopping in a crazy person's store, and by store... I mean shack.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: RYTX on February 03, 2011, 07:36:54 PM
171) A hand held dracon beam can rip through a truck ship, sizzle a deer into nothing in midair, but can only singe fur or at most remove the limb of a person in morph
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: yunyun on February 03, 2011, 07:45:19 PM
172)yeerk technology isn't as good as andalite technology
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: NateSean on February 04, 2011, 10:18:50 AM
173) These Messages is quality programming. (Come on, even you have to admit that there are some commercials with better writing than entire TV shows.)
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on February 04, 2011, 12:49:20 PM
174) Garatron Inspectors are unbeatable unless morph capable humans and bad guys work together!
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: NateSean on February 04, 2011, 01:06:06 PM
175) The Council of Thirteen is perfectly willing to believe that Visser Three had nothing to do with their newest member dying on Earth. Because he's been so honest with them up until that point. *Cough*VISSER*cough*
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on February 04, 2011, 01:10:22 PM
176)  If you take over a planet and your name is Visser three, then you get to become an Emporer (See book 41).
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on February 04, 2011, 02:28:17 PM
177) Not even $57 billion can buy you a Kandrona.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on February 04, 2011, 02:30:11 PM
178) Kandrona generators are susceptible to very long falls from a sky scraper.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on February 04, 2011, 04:45:28 PM
179) Most sensible races walk on all fours or if bipedal, use a tail of some kind to balance themselves.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: NateSean on February 04, 2011, 07:10:14 PM
Red blood is icky.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: BennyBoy on February 04, 2011, 07:39:11 PM
181) Brown globules are delicious.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on February 04, 2011, 08:48:52 PM
182) Killer Jello does exist.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Blaise Zebrataur on February 04, 2011, 10:45:20 PM
183) Tobias is awesome as a red-tailed hawk.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on February 05, 2011, 01:28:34 AM
184) You should always have a backup plan because plan "A" hardly ever works.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on February 06, 2011, 08:09:33 PM
184) You should always have a backup plan because plan "A" hardly ever works.

184.1) Sometimes that entails having a Plan I.

185) The President of the United States does NOT wear Wing Tip shoes.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on February 06, 2011, 11:19:44 PM
186) You can have a hologram inside another hologram inside a third hologram.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on February 06, 2011, 11:36:26 PM
186) You can have a hologram inside another hologram inside a third hologram.

187) It's a bad idea to watch EITHER version of "The Fly" when spiders are involved.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on February 07, 2011, 02:02:13 AM
188) It's also a bad idea to watch "The Fly" when you are supposed to be turning into a fly in the near future.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: cams on February 07, 2011, 02:23:34 AM
189) Andalites make better holograms than Yeerks, and the Chee makes better holograms than Andalites.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on February 07, 2011, 02:48:44 AM
190) Aliens keep Diaries too.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: NateSean on February 07, 2011, 07:37:13 AM
191) Bursting free of a crow that tried to swallow you in morph is pretty traumatic. But you shouldn't sweat eating chicken later.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on February 07, 2011, 01:11:31 PM
192)If someone figures out your an Animorph, don't panic right away; they are probably and Andriod who is secretly on your side.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on February 07, 2011, 01:32:23 PM
193) The term "New Deal" was created by an android.

193a) Of course, it was during a poker game.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on February 07, 2011, 08:09:51 PM
     194) Apparently, all aliens use the same numeric system as we do--the same numbers we get from Arabia, unless I'm mistaken.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: sublime88stang on February 07, 2011, 10:59:20 PM
193) The term "New Deal" was created by an android.

193a) Of course, it was during a poker game.
Which book was that in? i remember reading it but that was when i first read the series in the late 90's/early 00's..
Im re-reading it now, but im up to book # 30 and havn't seen that line yet, least not that i remember.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Nar Klawip on February 08, 2011, 01:10:57 AM
193) The term "New Deal" was created by an android.

193a) Of course, it was during a poker game.
Which book was that in? i remember reading it but that was when i first read the series in the late 90's/early 00's..
Im re-reading it now, but im up to book # 30 and havn't seen that line yet, least not that i remember.

Argh! I cant remember either, I just remember he was FDR's Butler.(I think)

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah.
195) Trucks are large-wheeled vehicles used by humans to transport "stuff" - and they do not have the power of speech.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on February 08, 2011, 09:07:40 AM
196) Give a mouthless race a mouth and some human food and they will trade you there most advanced technology for a donut shop.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on February 08, 2011, 12:33:54 PM
     197) You can travel to any planet and be able to breathe.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on February 08, 2011, 01:06:30 PM
     197) You can travel to any planet and be able to breathe.

198) It's possible to have a book series in response to cold.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: LisaCharly on February 08, 2011, 03:45:08 PM
198) However, humans can't really process the contents of Andalite oxygen tanks.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on February 09, 2011, 03:58:10 PM
199) Humans are not big fans of andalite liquid rations...
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on February 09, 2011, 04:29:52 PM
200) Yeerks can infest ANYTHING as long as the brain is big enough. This includes horses, but not cats.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on February 09, 2011, 04:35:16 PM
201) yeerk sex is always a three way afair. :P
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: zazuban on February 09, 2011, 05:21:31 PM
202) Never try to sexualy catagorize a Hork-Bajir
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Unknown User on February 09, 2011, 05:25:34 PM
203) Andalites make-out with their hands.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on February 09, 2011, 06:10:48 PM
     204) For most alien species, intercourse is the end...
     204.5) For the above aliens, it's better to keept things platonic between mates :P
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Post by: NateSean on February 10, 2011, 08:26:22 AM
205) Yeerks with human hosts will develop romantic attractions towards Yeerks with a host of the opposite gender, even though all Yeerks are asexual to begin with.
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Post by: Unknown User on February 10, 2011, 08:56:43 AM
206) All in all, Sex is a weird afair, galactically speaking.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on February 10, 2011, 12:25:44 PM
     207) Mustangs can operate pretty much anywhere.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on February 10, 2011, 03:15:49 PM
208) "Chatting Online" is a primitive human method of communicating in short, truncated, interrupted sentences with anonymous individuals.

209) Humans have several means of communicating in uninterrupted form with known persons, but many prefer "online."
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on February 10, 2011, 03:17:21 PM
     210) Despite all the other amazing things we've done, our only worthwhile contributions to the galaxy appear to be food and motor oil.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on February 10, 2011, 03:58:55 PM
211) You're not fully clean unless you're "Zestfully Clean!"
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Post by: Baranth on February 10, 2011, 04:01:32 PM
     210) Despite all the other amazing things we've done, our only worthwhile contributions to the galaxy appear to be food, motor oil and commercials.

212) Apparently, humans are the only sentient species with red blood.

202a) If you do try, count the horns on their head. Males have three, while females have two.

201a/204b) Threesomes aren't always a good thing.

(Fixed #210 to agree with Ax's thoughts on These Messages)
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on February 10, 2011, 06:41:24 PM
     212) Humans, Andalites and plenty of other races have developed weaponry, spacecraft, cities, and various forms of technology. However, despite the superior intelligence of the Andalites, man is the only one clever enough to come up with the concept of television.
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Post by: cams on February 10, 2011, 11:44:57 PM
213) Apparantly, it's more natural in the universe to invent the computer first before inventing books and telephones.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on February 11, 2011, 01:16:44 AM
214) It's possible to eat without a mouth.
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Post by: Unknown User on February 11, 2011, 01:36:10 PM
215) Unless your are a young human female, no one is allowed to ride on an Andalite's back.
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Post by: zazuban on February 11, 2011, 02:43:15 PM
216) Bug fighters make for excellent joy rides.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on February 12, 2011, 07:59:50 AM
217) Lebtin Javelin Fish are common in zoos throughout the Galaxy
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Post by: yunyun on February 13, 2011, 07:28:39 PM
193) The term "New Deal" was created by an android.

193a) Of course, it was during a poker game.
Which book was that in? i remember reading it but that was when i first read the series in the late 90's/early 00's..
Im re-reading it now, but im up to book # 30 and havn't seen that line yet, least not that i remember.

Argh! I cant remember either, I just remember he was FDR's Butler.(I think)

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah.
195) Trucks are large-wheeled vehicles used by humans to transport "stuff" - and they do not have the power of speech.
wasn't that from 34 when someone had this essay due on a historic person?
218)lebtin javelin fish may seem cool at first but is not if it attacks you
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on February 13, 2011, 08:22:20 PM
     219) Love makes men do strange things
     220) You know a guy really loves you when he's willing to dive 15,000 leagues beneath the surface to make sure you're okay; despite being afraid of water
     221) Women of any species tend to get dashing young men into trouble (Ax during the Arival)
     222) Andalites are sort of ****s...
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Post by: sublime88stang on February 13, 2011, 08:33:58 PM
     207) Mustangs can operate pretty much anywhere.
HA WIN!

sry i had to, think it was where i got part of my love for those cars.

223) Tigers can smile.
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Post by: NateSean on February 14, 2011, 12:52:38 PM
224) Metaphorical dreams will in no way become relevant later on in life.
225) Rachel not only believes her friends to be short sighted enough not to ask what happened to the extra crocadile she supposedly burped, they actually confirm it by forgetting what Ax explained to them not more than a week eariler.
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Post by: Darth Zakryn on February 14, 2011, 02:32:21 PM

226) A bunch of scared kids are unfit to fight in an intergalactic war.
227) These Messages are the greatest part of a human television.
228) The devil appearing during a battle in fifteenth-century Earth is not enough to stop the fighting - not for long, anyway.
229) Spending your time with politicians talking peace is boring.
230) The universe is made of stronger stuff than Homo sapiens.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on February 14, 2011, 07:59:57 PM
     231) When you're an Animorph, the weird and insane just get boring.
     232) But with Marco, there's never a dull moment
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Post by: yunyun on February 15, 2011, 03:15:32 PM
     219) Love makes men do strange things
     220) You know a guy really loves you when he's willing to dive 15,000 leagues beneath the surface to make sure you're okay; despite being afraid of water
     221) Women of any species tend to get dashing young men into trouble (Ax during the Arival)
     222) Andalites are sort of ****s...
where was 220 from?
234)there are such things as good bad people?
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on February 15, 2011, 03:16:54 PM
     220) Was from Book 28: the Exposed.

     It's the reason Rachel didn't date T.T.
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Post by: Nar Klawip on February 15, 2011, 05:55:23 PM
235) Your day is boring and average unless someone says yanked.
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Post by: Darth Zakryn on February 15, 2011, 07:17:52 PM

236) Cattle prods are NOT to be used on elephants.
237) Math teachers can freeze time.
238) An impromptu speech on the French Revolution makes young wimpy kids nervous.
239) Cherry bombs make a tinkling sound.
240) There's always a Goodwill clerk who's a sci-fi nerd.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on February 15, 2011, 07:53:28 PM
     241) There is nothing remotely odd about a grizzly bear mopping the floor.
     242) It is ABSURD to even think of the Grizzly mopping the CARPETED floor.
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Post by: Unknown User on February 16, 2011, 03:15:10 PM
243) Shopping is an inter-galactic sport.
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Post by: NateSean on February 17, 2011, 03:17:51 PM
244) Out of thousands if not millions of isolated patches of grass on Earth, Visser Three has to habitually choose spots that the Animorphs can locate or get easy access to.

245) Also, even though Visser Three has an elite guard around him at all times and there are crucial pieces of information that not all lower level Yeerks have access to, his feeding grounds are apparently not on that list. I mean, someone might need him to handle a customer complaint or something.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on February 17, 2011, 05:08:47 PM
     246) When faced with reptilian aliens and Bug Fighters, the crew of an aircraft carrier will work with anyone to ensure survival--including wild animals with seemingly human intelligence.
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Post by: yunyun on February 20, 2011, 06:39:21 PM
     220) Was from Book 28: the Exposed.

     It's the reason Rachel didn't date T.T.
28=the experiment, narrated by Ax
27=the exposed, narrated by Rachel

247)sheeps can live for twenty years
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Post by: Baranth on February 21, 2011, 08:03:58 PM
248) Dolphin Rodeo is AWESOME!!!
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Post by: yunyun on February 22, 2011, 08:22:04 PM
249)12%of houses have de humidifiers
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Post by: Unknown User on February 23, 2011, 02:24:56 PM
250) Some Aliens think that the stars are flowers!
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Post by: Baranth on February 24, 2011, 05:17:57 PM
250) Some Aliens think that the stars are flowers!

251) Time travel is only possible via a giant egg. (Pokemon fans will know why I decided to go with this fact for this specific number.)
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Post by: Paul.Lentz on February 25, 2011, 10:42:31 AM
252) Dragon flies are the bad***es of the flying bug world
253) Earth has a president named Jake
254) I love Jake (26, 53, 54)
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Post by: yunyun on February 26, 2011, 06:12:07 PM
255)knowing the world record for long jump is useless information
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Post by: cams on February 26, 2011, 11:56:08 PM
256)But Marco thinks no information is useless. (like the details of a battleship)
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Post by: Dogman15 on February 27, 2011, 04:14:00 AM
251) Time travel is only possible via a giant egg. (Pokemon fans will know why I decided to go with this fact for this specific number.)

Because Celebi is Pokémon #251, is born from an egg, and can travel through time?
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/M04 (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/M04)
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Celebi_(Pokémon) (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Celebi_(Pokémon))
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pokémon_egg (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pokémon_egg)

Quote from: Johto Pokédex, Pokémon Silver version
When Celebi disappears deep in the forest, it is said to leave behind an egg it brought from the future.

The "giant egg" that Baranth was talking about, is of course, the Time Matrix.
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Post by: NateSean on February 27, 2011, 01:21:18 PM
Is there any particular reason why we're talking about Pokemon in an Animorphs learnings list?
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Post by: yunyun on February 27, 2011, 02:44:27 PM
Is there any particular reason why we're talking about Pokemon in an Animorphs learnings list?
doubt there is. :P
257)hork-bajir to raccoons is like nuclear bombs to bow and arrows
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Post by: Nar Klawip on February 28, 2011, 08:06:07 AM
258) A Taxxon can eat a bobcat in one bite
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Post by: Phoenix004 on February 28, 2011, 09:09:30 AM
259) Maybe we should take those raving conspiracy nuts a bit more seriously, especially if they start ranting about alien parasites and mind control.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on February 28, 2011, 03:21:24 PM
Is there any particular reason why we're talking about Pokemon in an Animorphs learnings list?

Because when I looked at the thread, the next number was 251 and all I could think of was the Time Matrix, then somehow inserted a Pokemon reference into it.

Also, Ax mentions Pokemon in #50.

Speaking of which...

260) Andalites look like Stantler in the eyes of a eight-year-old.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on February 28, 2011, 04:17:24 PM
     49: The Diversion was the Pokemon reference.
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Post by: Unknown User on March 03, 2011, 09:43:39 AM
261) Diurnal is the oppiste of Nocturnal
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Post by: Dogman15 on March 03, 2011, 02:27:57 PM
261a) And the word has nothing to do with bathroom functions.

I'm almost sure that that was used as a joke by Tobias at one point.
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Post by: Baranth on March 03, 2011, 02:49:18 PM
261a) And the word has nothing to do with bathroom functions.

I'm almost sure that that was used as a joke by Tobias at one point.

It was.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Dogman15 on March 03, 2011, 07:16:08 PM
Which book? The Encounter #3?
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Post by: Blaise Zebrataur on March 07, 2011, 05:51:01 AM
262) Tobias was better as a hawk then he ever was as a human
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Post by: Baranth on March 09, 2011, 03:44:20 PM
262) Tobias was better as a hawk then he ever was as a human

263) An eagle has flown out of Tobias' butt (quote is in #13)
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Post by: yunyun on March 10, 2011, 08:01:21 PM
264)Hawks tail feathers grows back
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on March 12, 2011, 05:15:42 PM
264)Hawks tail feathers grows back

264a, 265) Unless the hawk was sent 65,000,000 years into the past. (<264a/265>) In that case, morphing doesn't heal injuries, either.
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Post by: yunyun on March 13, 2011, 12:08:19 PM
264)Hawks tail feathers grows back

264a, 265) Unless the hawk was sent 65,000,000 years into the past. (<264a/265>) In that case, morphing doesn't heal injuries, either.
tail feathers do grow back naturally don't they? Tobias mentions it in #3

266)uh...there were tons of different aliens living among the dinosaurs
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Post by: Baranth on March 15, 2011, 07:30:36 PM
264)Hawks tail feathers grows back

264a, 265) Unless the hawk was sent 65,000,000 years into the past. (<264a/265>) In that case, morphing doesn't heal injuries, either.
tail feathers do grow back naturally don't they? Tobias mentions it in #3

266)uh...there were tons of different aliens living among the dinosaurs

Yes, but that doesn't happen in MM2, so 264a is true.

267) It's always a good thing to have done research, especially if you're going to raid a billionaire's mansion.
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Post by: yunyun on March 25, 2011, 07:36:56 PM
264)Hawks tail feathers grows back

264a, 265) Unless the hawk was sent 65,000,000 years into the past. (<264a/265>) In that case, morphing doesn't heal injuries, either.
tail feathers do grow back naturally don't they? Tobias mentions it in #3

266)uh...there were tons of different aliens living among the dinosaurs

Yes, but that doesn't happen in MM2, so 264a is true.

267) It's always a good thing to have done research, especially if you're going to raid a billionaire's mansion.

i don't think so because they didn't have too much time and the mecoras speeds healed him so in the end he was still healed

268)raptors without much flying experience are raptors that fly in formation which is so un-bird like
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Post by: Blazing Angel on March 26, 2011, 11:44:36 PM
269: Andalites have rituals for everything from the sunrise to death.

Post Merged: March 26, 2011, 11:56:31 PM
270:Howlers hunt for sport.
270.1:If the animorphs managed to all aquire howler morphs the books wouldn't have made it past 40.

Post Merged: March 27, 2011, 12:06:56 AM
271: Space travel is expensive, no matter what species you belong to.
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Post by: yunyun on March 27, 2011, 07:29:15 PM
272)fleas have really really really (really) bad eyesight
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Post by: Unknown User on March 28, 2011, 09:14:20 AM
273) Fleas could practically jump off a mountain and when the hit the ground they'd live.
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Post by: Blazing Angel on March 28, 2011, 09:24:59 AM
Once in a hundred million years not one but two super powerfull beings are born.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on March 28, 2011, 09:52:55 AM
     275) Want some powers? Chuck yourself into a black hole.
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Post by: Unknown User on March 28, 2011, 09:55:06 AM
276) If a giant sponge captures you, don't worry, you can simply download him like a computer file.
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on March 28, 2011, 09:57:23 AM
     276.1) And, after escaping said sponge, should you find a dump filled with discarded ships, you may choose to [somehow] merge the ships to your body to create a mega ship!
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Post by: Blazing Angel on March 28, 2011, 05:15:04 PM
The governor is made of tougher stuff than we thought.

Post Merged: March 31, 2011, 09:38:07 AM
278: Aliens are fun.
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Post by: Unknown User on April 01, 2011, 09:35:28 AM
279) The scarier an alien looks, the gentler, more peace loving it is.
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Post by: Blazing Angel on April 01, 2011, 05:53:48 PM
Not quite true or on the flip side puppies kittens and bunnies would be morphs of choice.
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Post by: yunyun on April 03, 2011, 11:07:35 AM
281)perigan falcons can dive up to 200mph (i think that right...)
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Post by: Blazing Angel on April 03, 2011, 03:22:34 PM
I thought it was 400.
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Post by: yunyun on April 16, 2011, 01:19:48 PM
I thought it was 400.
oh whatever, i did write "i think"
282)no parent can resist a band call "nice is neat"
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Post by: Blazing Angel on April 16, 2011, 01:51:47 PM
it was nice is nice
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on April 16, 2011, 03:31:20 PM
it was nice is nice

     I have the book. It's "Nice Is Neat".
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Post by: Blazing Angel on April 16, 2011, 03:39:45 PM
guess I misread it. Sorry
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Post by: rachel91 on April 20, 2011, 11:16:55 PM
283) dont ever show anyone u feel sorry for them. help them, mock them but dont give them pity.
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Post by: JP4animorphs on April 21, 2011, 12:06:28 AM
284) Never use rats to sneak into a party for revenge. It may call up an unexpected pet from Visser....  ^-^
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Post by: NateSean on April 21, 2011, 07:16:54 AM
Welcoem aboard, but for the record, they were mice. ;)
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Post by: Blazing Angel on April 21, 2011, 09:11:47 AM
285: If you start hearing voices near a rock in the middle of the ocean you cannot alert the media
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Post by: yunyun on April 22, 2011, 09:11:13 AM
286)if you go looking for downed submarines, be prepared to go way in the past 
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Post by: Blazing Angel on April 22, 2011, 05:09:15 PM
guns are out of style on most planets
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Post by: yunyun on April 23, 2011, 04:59:41 PM
blue cubes have multiple names and uses
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Blazing Angel on April 23, 2011, 11:04:00 PM
the more annoying something is, the higher pitched its voice will be
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Post by: yunyun on April 24, 2011, 03:54:36 PM
9 yr olds don't believe in magic
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Post by: Blazing Angel on April 24, 2011, 04:05:18 PM
 but eight year olds do :P
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Post by: Unknown User on April 25, 2011, 10:01:07 AM
291) All yeerks slowly become their host. This is bad if you are a horse controller.
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Post by: Dogman15 on April 25, 2011, 11:33:00 AM
291) All yeerks slowly become their like host. This is bad if you are a horse controller.

Minor, inconsequential, fix. Totally up to opinion.
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Post by: Blazing Angel on April 25, 2011, 05:40:21 PM
lol man tiny that was great
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Post by: yunyun on April 30, 2011, 07:57:25 PM
292)yeerks tend to name stuff that is human with not so nice words
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Post by: Blazing Angel on May 01, 2011, 10:35:09 AM
293: Hollywood tricks us with "quiet" guns
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Post by: Blaise Zebrataur on May 02, 2011, 04:28:32 AM
294: Animorph is one of the better book series of all time.
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Post by: yunyun on May 03, 2011, 08:00:15 PM
295)mother nature has tricks up her sleeves
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Post by: Blazing Angel on May 03, 2011, 09:17:30 PM
296: Gravity as we know it is wrong
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Post by: Baranth on May 04, 2011, 04:39:23 PM
297) There are over 7,100 uses of the word "morph" and it's many synonyms in the series (I've gone through the series multiple times to re-check the count and as of the fourth time through #26, I'm up to 7,150.)
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Post by: Blazing Angel on May 04, 2011, 05:27:43 PM
People I think we have found a super fan.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Baranth on May 04, 2011, 05:44:48 PM
People I think we have found a super fan.

Not really... I didn't get my first (seven) books until April 1997, but I did do crazy things to get books 17, 25 and 36.
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Post by: Blazing Angel on May 04, 2011, 05:49:17 PM
Such as?..........
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Post by: Baranth on May 05, 2011, 08:15:15 AM
Such as?..........

25 was supposed to be a Christmas present, but I went behind Santa's back and bought it anyway.

As for 17, I just happened to see a whole row of them on a cart about to be put on a shelf, so I grabbed one anyway. That was more of a perfect timing thing.
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Post by: Blazing Angel on May 05, 2011, 09:17:29 AM
THIEF!
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Post by: Baranth on May 05, 2011, 09:56:12 AM
THIEF!

Yeah, I know. They were just about to be put up with the other books, so I got one before they did.
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Post by: Blazing Angel on May 05, 2011, 05:12:37 PM
Eh were all guilty of something. In first grade I tripped a kid on purpose. I'm so ashamed.
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Post by: yunyun on May 06, 2011, 07:54:06 PM
298)oatmeal is never very important in any of the major wars
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Post by: TobiasMasonPark on May 06, 2011, 08:31:11 PM
     As a man who's very interested in History, I'd like to try and disprove that theory.
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Post by: Blazing Angel on May 06, 2011, 09:16:02 PM
Havnt you ever heard of the great food fight of 2008? Oatmeal was crucial to an ambush. From the second floor we dumped a pot of oatmeal on a squad of enemy.
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Post by: Mewmorpher on May 08, 2011, 02:25:16 PM
Walking around in construction sites is a bad idea.
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Post by: Blazing Angel on May 08, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
Wait no! That would have been awesome in real life.
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Post by: RAFrukh on May 09, 2011, 10:49:14 AM
300.) A military operation against an evil alien army that controls people's minds by crawling in their ears and have giant spiny lizard shock troops can EASILY be postponed by a cat stuck up a tree.
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Post by: Blazing Angel on May 09, 2011, 05:26:35 PM
301) If your being harrassed it is ok to partially morph an elephant.
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Post by: Blaise Zebrataur on May 17, 2011, 04:24:57 AM
302) If life is too hard for you,trap yourself in the body of a red-tailed hawk and live by eating mice everyday.
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Post by: Blazing Angel on May 17, 2011, 09:14:16 AM
303) If your the tough member of the group, you die.
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Post by: Dogman15 on May 17, 2011, 01:51:38 PM
300.) A military operation against an evil alien army that controls people's minds by crawling in their ears and have giant spiny lizard shock troops can EASILY be postponed by a cat stuck up a tree.
What book was that from?
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Post by: Blazing Angel on May 17, 2011, 06:00:07 PM
I think it was just one of those early things in the beggining of the books that seems irelevent but ultimately leads to the main plot.
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Post by: Sblbkb on June 02, 2011, 09:50:42 AM
2- Mysterious evil beings sometimes have websites.
Title: Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
Post by: Blazing Angel on June 02, 2011, 10:06:02 AM
why wouldnt they? Every place has a website these days
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Post by: yunyun on June 05, 2011, 02:48:03 PM
lol, that's so true,
305?zone41 is the holy grail of conspiracy nuts