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Offline Nar Klawip

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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #60 on: January 16, 2011, 11:57:44 PM »
57) Bravery isn't about not being afraid. It's about being scared to death and still not giving in.
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #61 on: January 17, 2011, 12:53:56 AM »
58) Throughout the entire universe, humans are the sole wearers of clothing.
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #62 on: January 17, 2011, 12:57:56 AM »
59) Video game skills do not equal real-life driving skills. Trash cans do not earn you extra points.
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #63 on: January 17, 2011, 01:08:32 AM »
Excerpt from #8 The Alien
Elfangor shot me a poisonous look. <I'm sure aristh Aximili didn't mean any disrespect, Captain Nerefir.>
I think my brother would have liked to throw me out of the nearest airlock right at that moment.

60) No matter what species or race they are, brothers are still brothers, and little brothers will still embarrass big brothers.
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"When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When a dying Andalite Prince gives you the morphing power? Well then you make miracles." ~Me

“Screams of a billion murdered stars give lie to the night's peace, while we cling desperately to the few fragile spinning stones we call worlds." ~Hasturi the Mad Perseid, Andromeda

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!” ~ Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #64 on: January 17, 2011, 01:22:03 AM »
61) Soda is still bubbly even when you drink it through your hooves.
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #65 on: January 17, 2011, 01:37:42 AM »
62) Roaches can’t do ceilings.
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“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!” ~ Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2011, 02:11:07 AM »
63) My-dad-is-thinking-about-getting-remarried stress causes your morphing to become all wonky at the worst possible times.  However, anyone-I-know-could-be-a-potential-alien-that-is-trying-to-kill-me stress, I-just-got-maimed-by-a-scary-alien-or-wild-animal stress, and I-am-trying-to-save-the-world-but-still-have-to-get-a-good-grade-on-my-book-report-and-act-like-a-normal-kid stress have no effect on a person's morphing capabilities what-so-ever.
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #67 on: January 17, 2011, 02:57:29 AM »
Well, technically, I think it was my-dad-is-thinking-about-remarrying-which-makes-me-confront-the-idea-that-I-might-have-just-killed-my-mommy-for-good stress.

64) Polar bears have clear fur. It just looks white.
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #68 on: January 17, 2011, 11:29:20 AM »
65) Square dancing involves marching around like a BIG HONKING GOOBER!
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #69 on: January 17, 2011, 11:31:38 AM »
66) Tomato juice gets rid of skunk smell.
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #70 on: January 17, 2011, 11:35:05 AM »
67) Grape juice doesn't help. :P
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #71 on: January 17, 2011, 12:25:50 PM »
68. A cattle prod is a stick with a powerful electric shock.
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #72 on: January 17, 2011, 12:33:33 PM »
     69) Parents are gullible and will often buy the excuse "it's a group project" to explain why you're sneaking into the house at 2 a.m.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #73 on: January 17, 2011, 12:39:46 PM »
70) Hawks have an incredibly good sense of hearing, as well as an excellent sense of vision.
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"When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When a dying Andalite Prince gives you the morphing power? Well then you make miracles." ~Me

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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #74 on: January 17, 2011, 01:48:30 PM »
71) Always be well-stocked on oatmeal. You never know when it may come in handy.
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