Scotty wanna play too! Unnggghhh! Interwebs, come back!
Okay, so, I don't really have internet yet. Salem's... like, watching
Fern Gully or something. Whatever it is he does when I'm not writing him. Actually, I guess it'd be something more like
Space Fern Gully, because otherwise he might get the occasional Earth reference. No way he's watching ancient children's entertainment from a little backwater planet he has no desire to have anything to do with

Also, I ran across this thing the other day:
http://www.ponylandpress.com/ms-test.htmlIt's kinda fun. I ran Salem through it and got an 11. Apparently he makes up for being good at things by being kind of a manipulative lying a**hole. Corliss would vouch for that one

It's obviously not totally accurate (no way it could take everything into account), and it's designed more for original fiction or fanfics than roleplays, but I thought you guys might get a kick out of it
