“AAAAaaaaaagghhhhhhh!!!!!” Pip, Pip pip, Pipip, Pippippipipipipppip pipipippippiii.....
(((For those of you who didn't know, Helmacrons make an odd popping sound when heated over 110 degrees)))
Many of the Helmacrons sizzled and burned as they fell through the air. Only a few that were smart enough (or perhaps 'lucky enough') to crawl on the underside of his arms made it to his shoulders. “Blast his putrid eyes out!!!”
Dear Prime Minister, our ship has taken damage. Apparently, the Helmacrons are quite upset about something, and they've mistakenly fired upon us. Don't worry though, we'll be alright.... Even though it made us sad, we felt it was necessary for us to immobilize them with our static ray (it scares some of us a little bit...). We are all so sad that we had to resort to such desperate measures... *sniff* Maybe we can bring them cookies and hope that they will forgive us.
-from the log of the Rondecron ship Flowered Pride