"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*The ship tumbles through the air several yards before regaining control, then disappears into the treetops.*
Most Powerful Emperor, Lord of the Galaxy, your fearless servants have found the despised wrecker of havoc! He is truly dangerous, Most Wise Ruler, for he is held captive by his own species as well, but the crew of the Star Striker will bring him to justice! We have faced much peril to find him, and still are our lives threatened by a tremendous fire-and-wind storm! But we, the inconquerable Helmacron War Lords, shall prevail! Perhaps the weak and unworthy captain of the Asteroid Doom will assist us so that we may achieve swift, everlasting glory!
-from the log of the Helmacron ship, Star Striker.