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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #60 on: September 30, 2010, 03:03:18 PM »
Wasn't Al just sitting right here? I could go looking for him if you don't mind.

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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #61 on: September 30, 2010, 09:55:40 PM »
Sure, Chad. Bring us that Helmacron ship when you find it.

Um....AL?! How...?*narrows eyes at Marvin YOU! What'd you do with him?!
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #62 on: September 30, 2010, 10:06:46 PM »
*stands up and scratches self, watching car drive away*

Well, that was close. Glad my daring escape went of without a hitch. Now, about this whole "being the size of a grain of rice" thing...

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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #63 on: September 30, 2010, 10:19:55 PM »
"Insolent fool! You fell victim to the Helmacrons limitless wit!"

*The Star Striker flies out from the treetops and shoots a tractor beam at Al*

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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #64 on: September 30, 2010, 10:23:38 PM »
Eeeep!!!

*gets tractored*

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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #65 on: September 30, 2010, 10:31:05 PM »
*Goes after Star Striker* "There you are! Come and give me your ship, gnats, and die for your annoyance which surpasses even ants."


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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #66 on: September 30, 2010, 10:54:15 PM »
"Most Worshipful Emperor! We have arrived to aid the pathetic Star Striker in it's mission of retrieving the criminal! They struggle hopelessly... but we shall be victorious! None shall stand in the way of the great Asteroid Doom!"

-from the log of the Helmacron ship Asteroid Doom

*another ship swoops in and steals Al from the other ship's tractor beam, darting off through the woods.*

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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #67 on: October 01, 2010, 06:36:26 AM »
I changed my mind! Ghosty, Aldrea, you can drag me into the woods and make me eat oatmeal!

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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #68 on: October 01, 2010, 09:20:49 AM »
"Darn! Oh well. I'll take this ship and disable it before hunting down Aluminator." *grabs Star Striker, pointing the guns away from myself.* "Now where to put you so you don't cause trouble?"


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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #69 on: October 01, 2010, 10:22:32 AM »
Wait....is Al in there? *is considering the act of getting the Helmacrons to shrink Chad* Aannd....*gets out of the car really quick, confused as to where he is* I don't like being this small.

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« Reply #70 on: October 01, 2010, 01:25:00 PM »
Great Emperor! Our ship has been captured by the vicious monsters that inhabit this hostile world! Our engines and weapons seem to have lost their intimidation effects! Though it seem desperate, our fearless captain will lead us to glory yet! With the aid of the Asteroid Doom, we shall bring victory together!

-from the log of the Helmacron ship Star Striker

O Marvelous One, your ever-faithful servants aboard the Asteroid Doom have succeeded in retrieving the captive from our fallen comrades of the Star Striker. Their plight is ominous; their escape is incomprehensible. The tragic loss of our fellow crew shall lay heavy on our hearts eternally....
Victory is ours!!!


from the log of the Helmacron ship Asteroid Doom

*The Asteroid Doom disappears into the deep forest. "Hahaha!!!!"*
*The Star Striker struggles for freedom, firing aimlessly... "Release us, incompetent slime!"*

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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #71 on: October 01, 2010, 01:31:45 PM »
"Your ship is mine. Best abandon it and hope I don't feel like squashing you once you're out." I say as the ship struggles, and I manage to hold on. "Your technology will be exploited by the true rulers of the galaxy. The Yeerks."


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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #72 on: October 01, 2010, 02:40:48 PM »
"Who dares demand submission from the Helmacron warriors?!? Face our wrath and DIE!!!"

*a swarm of dozens of little aliens come pouring out multiple openings in the ship's hull, wildly firing hand-held Dracons.*

"Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaarge!!!!!"



Noble Prime Minister! We have finally located the meddlesome Helmacrons that have disturbed the peace of this planet. They have been very rude lately. We shall attempt to dissuade them from such impolite conduct and convince them to not bother the harmless creatures that live here. We hope that they will not feel bad about what they've done for too long, and will join us for a nice meal this evening.

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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #73 on: October 01, 2010, 03:09:37 PM »
OK....this is really annoying. Should I risk calling some of the leaders of the Yeerk movement for backup? *decides not to*
Tsew! Tsew! Tsew! *is hit* OW! You little...*pulls out his now shrunk Dracon and fires wildly* TAKE THAT, YOU BABOONS!

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Re: Oh no, not the Helmacrons again!
« Reply #74 on: October 01, 2010, 04:33:35 PM »
"Hey! No! Get off my arms!" I yell as they run up like a bunch of ants pouring out of an ant bed. Their little dracons are making holes in my skin, and when I try to burn them off with a bit of fire breath, it makes the wounds sting really bad. "How can creatures so small have egos this big?"


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