Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts

[Dylan]

Gay Bird Sex isn't something you want in kids books

[RYTX]

Yeah, but apparently they didn't even want straight bird sex in their kids book.
Prudes

[Dylan]

Animal Sex in general isn't something you want in kids books
Being against kids reading about bestiality is not being a prude

[YeerkSalad]

this reminds me of pterodactyl porn I once saw

won't link so I don't get banned

[NickDaGriff]

Not bestiality if there isn't an actual physical human involved...

[Dylan]

Tobias is mentally human and physically bird and Rachel is a human who is temporarily a bird
I mean if Tobias and Rachel do it like they do on the discovery channel as Humans, it's okay
other than that
not okay

[YeerkSalad]

self-discovery channel

[NickDaGriff]

One might argue that Tobias is very much a bird mentally and only temporarily a physical human.  Think about the implications.

Think about them.




















Now stop thinking about them you perv.

[Dylan]

I don't think Applegate was thinking about it like that
I hope not
ew

[redtailedsaffa]

....


Y'all need Jesus.

[YeerkSalad]

Confession: when I was younger I fantasized about Tobias sneaking into Rachel's house in bird morph and then going human and then those two would...

kill meeee

[Dylan]

They don't call him the big hawk**** for nothing

I'm going to kill myself now
I'm sorry for that

[NickDaGriff]

They don't call him the big hawk**** for nothing

I'm going to kill myself now
I'm sorry for that

Hawks don't have those though.  When I said earlier that they are not equipped with that functionality, I meant that they are literally not equipped.

Y'all have been breaking your brains about how birds "butter their biscuits" backwards.

[YeerkSalad]

so how do birds pour the bisquick

[Ash]

I was going to caution about the fact that there are younger members on the forum, but then I realized some of the youngest are carrying on this conversation.. so I'm going to just back away slowly