"Listen, Gandalf," said Buffy, extinguishing her lightsaber, "If Skynet takes over Hogwarts, the Browncoats may be our only hope." Suddenly, the window of the Sept exploded inwards, and in flew Fox Mulder wielding a sonic screwdriver, riding on the back of a Night Fury. He spoke only Klingon, but the dragon translated in thought-speak, <HAL9000 has been destroyed by the Xenomorphs, rebooting the Matrix. We must seek out the Avengers aboard the Battlestar Black Pearl before Marty McFly returns from Krypton with the Lost Ark, or we risk losing Jurassic Park to the White Witch.> Seconds later, they were all eaten by SPECTRE Zombie Autobot Turtles.