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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #510 on: April 07, 2009, 01:51:32 PM »
Yeah, I threw it into a fanfic I started to write at one time. I just felt it needed to happen.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #511 on: April 07, 2009, 02:17:33 PM »
Maybe she thought it was too easy...


Rachel: Cassie do you like this outfit i picked?
Cassie: Army boots, nice; green running shorts, okay; neon orange latex halter, great; long white Audry Hepburn gloves, That outfit is perfect!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #512 on: April 07, 2009, 02:32:01 PM »
Maybe she thought it was too easy...


Rachel: Cassie do you like this outfit i picked?
Cassie: Army boots, nice; green running shorts, okay; neon orange latex halter, great; long white Audry Hepburn gloves, That outfit is perfect!
Rachel: I know, right?

*shudders at the mental image of that outfit* :P

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #513 on: April 07, 2009, 03:42:59 PM »
Tobias: cassie im goin on a campaign to convince the other hawks around me that mice are friends not food. wana help me?

Cassie:  No thanks.  It's eat or be eaten.  Let the mice die.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #514 on: April 07, 2009, 04:10:25 PM »
Tobias: cassie im goin on a campaign to convince the other hawks around me that mice are friends not food. wana help me?

Cassie:  No thanks.  It's eat or be eaten.  Let the mice die.

But I'm going vegetarian, and i can't help but think of all those poor defenseless animals being slaughtered!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #515 on: April 07, 2009, 04:17:23 PM »
Tom: I'm on to you, Jake! Every time there's an Andalite battle, you come home afterwards like you just went through a life or death battle. You're one of them. You must have somehow obtained Andalite morphing power, and are using it against us! What do you have to say for yourself!?

Jake: I'm in a gang. What's an Andalite?

Tom: Hmm, that response is flawless. Nevermind. *leaves*

*Ax comes inside with his own Andalite form.*

Ax: So I can still sleep over? It is rather cold tonight.

Jake: Sure thing. My room is this way.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #516 on: April 07, 2009, 04:22:25 PM »
Rachel: Hey Marco, you wanna go play some video games?
Marco: Nah, I'd rather go to Nordstrom's, they have a huge sale right now. Check out my Jimmy Choos!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #517 on: April 08, 2009, 02:32:05 AM »
I think the Power Rangers appear about the outfits...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #518 on: April 08, 2009, 01:12:28 PM »
Muahahaha, my campaign of visual corruption is working! seriously though, that is defintely something Marco would never say. Will & Grace meets Animorphs!


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Ellimist: But you won't have need for a half existance if i restore both body and power.
Tobias: Yeah, but I'd rather just forgo the whole fighting and worry about infestation or death. I'd rather just be a blissfully ignorant hawk.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #519 on: April 08, 2009, 01:37:51 PM »
Aximili <I want to learn how to skate those humans on TV are amazing >
Rachel: GREAT lets go to teh mall and get you some skates.. what size are your feet whe you morph human anyway?
Aximili <No actually I want 4 of them >
Marco hah Hooves skating that is a first
Aximili <yes that will be so AWESOMELY COOL > =D

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #520 on: April 08, 2009, 02:01:03 PM »
TV announcer: Welcome to EXTREME ANDALITE SKIING!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #521 on: April 08, 2009, 02:13:35 PM »
I would so watch that XD

hahah Andalite figure skating HAHAHHAHA

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #522 on: April 08, 2009, 03:21:32 PM »
There goes Ax with the double buck-kick axel!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #523 on: April 08, 2009, 04:27:42 PM »
Marco and Jake at school looking at their trading cards

Chapman: are you kids bringing those cards to school again you know they are not allowed in school *takes cards*

Jake: but Mr Chapman they are super rare

Chapman: O_O a special edition holographic Visser 3

Jake: yeah

Chapman: where did you get that.

Jake: Tom gets them for me i have been collecting them for a while

Chapman: want to see mine they are in my office

Marco and Jake : ALRIGHT!!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #524 on: April 08, 2009, 05:34:10 PM »
Nice.




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