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Offline Stasiea

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #495 on: April 02, 2009, 07:10:18 AM »
Quote from: Stasiea on April 02, 2009, 06:44:56 AM
Quote from: wildweathel on March 07, 2009, 09:23:49 PM
And, with that, this thread has jumped the shark, I'm afraid.

Welcome to reality. It did for about 1000 years ago. But as long as it is fun...

Here is more


On Cassie's birthday, she find Jake's gift and opens it to find the most beautiful white and black kitten it the entire universe...

Cassie: JAKE HOW DARE YOU LOCK AN ANIMAL UP IN A BOX FOR THAT LONG. JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I HATE YOU I WILL NAME THIS CAT VISSER 3... at least today

I think I forgot the most impontant here

Cassie: Hey Visser3 do you want to play with my sock... You're soooo cute

Quote from: BRAD the BRIT on April 02, 2009, 06:56:08 AM
Rachal: OMG Tobias you carnt eat that mouse here!! Your in human morph!!
Tobias:*spits out live mouse* I have a problem...

Later

Jake's dad: So you ate a living mouse, can you describe that

Jake (outside the door): This is soooo embarrassing Marco
Marco: But look on the bright side it could have been you
Jake: I KNOW...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #496 on: April 02, 2009, 05:54:28 PM »
happy bday to all the ppl in blue!


and brad, that is funny ;D



Tobias: I am going vegetarian
Cassie: FINALLY!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #497 on: April 03, 2009, 03:12:37 PM »
Visser 3: <by golly if it isn't an Andalite ...someone get me a camera I need to take a picture.>

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Animorphs arrive at yeerk pool:

Marco to Visser 3: we are on vacation you mind taking a picture of the group.*gives Visser 3 camera*

Visser 3: <ok move a little to the left...PERFECT now smile >
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #498 on: April 03, 2009, 08:19:17 PM »
Visser 3:
I cannot stand to look at myself in the mirror anymore!
I need a change in pace!
Get a message to the Andalite bandits! Tell them I wanna help!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #499 on: April 03, 2009, 08:59:03 PM »
Cassie: Ax what are you doing in this barn.
Tobias: <Yeah, Ax.>
Ax: I couldn't sleep I thought I would try some of these road apples and a bit of cow pie.
Cassie: Sh@!
Tobias: <I'll say.>

(Book 54)
Tobias: I love you Rachel
Rachel: I know
Tobias: but to be honnest you would have been a lot cuter if you were a brunnet.

Jake: Okay, Flush the yeerk pool realeasing thosands of yeerk slugs into the abyss below. Any objections?
Cassie: None whatsoever.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #500 on: April 03, 2009, 10:29:40 PM »
Ax:  Sure thing Jake

note there is no 'Prince'
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #501 on: April 03, 2009, 10:48:17 PM »
Visser 3: <Forget the Andalite bandits ...I want A Wii right now!>
Random Controller: Yes Visser *brings Wii*
Visser 3: <YOU FOOL ..it has no game inside ..HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITHOUT A GAME?>
Random Controller: but sir the local gamestop was closed
Visser 3 : *enraged* <I'M SURROUNDED BY INCOMPETENTS>  *takes out cell phone and calls Chapman*
Chapman: Hello?
Visser 3: <I require a Wii game as soon as possible>
Chapman: *confused* Wii as in the game console?
Visser 3: <YES>
*Chapman shows up later with a copy of Animal crossing City Folk he took from Melissa*
Visser 3: =D <now TIME TO PLAY>


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #502 on: April 04, 2009, 10:23:18 AM »
This isn't really something I can't imagine.
More something I really wish would happen...

[spoiler]
Tobias: (to the bullies) Hi I heard that you shaved and tortured my cat to death when I disappeared... I just wanted you to know that I'm not angry with you... As I have a NEW cat now...
Jake: *arrives as tiger and attack one of them*
Tobias: Don't be afraid of him... he is very friendly actually... at least when he's not hungry... try to scratch him behind his ears, he loves that[/spoiler]
« Last Edit: April 04, 2009, 10:25:09 AM by Mira »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #503 on: April 04, 2009, 02:13:49 PM »
An alternate ending to book 19:



Aftran: <HEY!! Hey you controlers down there, yeah you! This is Aftran 942, I'm in bird morph because I've captured a human with morphing capability, her name is Cassie [something] she lives at [this adress] her friends have a pet Andalite and their identities are Jake, Marco, Rachel and Angelina Jolee! Since I'm totally going to be a Visser now I'm ordering you to shoot on sight, kill them, don't infest.>
Cassie: No! No! Nuh-ho-ho-ho-ho!! Why, Aftran, wh--wait . . . Angelina Jolee?
Aftran: <Someone has to take her out before she makes another Tomb Raider movie.>
Cassie: Or any movie. Gee I am going to miss my friends . . . but I guess it was worth it.
Aftran: <And knowing is half the battle.>
Cassie: . . . yeah that doesnt really work here.
Aftran: <Looks like team rocket's blasting off again?>
Cassie: . . . we'll work on your finishing line.
Aftran: <Sailor Moon says!>
Cassie: . . .
Aftran: <No-no-no, I got it, I got it . . . I'll get you next time Gadget! Neeext tiiime!>
Cassie: Mrowr!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #504 on: April 06, 2009, 03:20:37 AM »
lol all of them was really cool and funny ^^ And I agree about Angelina Jolee...


Ax: Jake, I disagree with you. And your plans often suck, you make us almost die in every volume and I really cannot continue to follow the orders of a stupid Human kid! So right from now, I will be the leader of the Animorphs, and if you are not happy, just let's fight, I always wanted to see who would win between your tiger and myself. Prepare yourself, Jake the former leader!
Jake: Wait! You wanna be the chief? Good deal! Take the crown, and the responsibilities! I'll follow you 'til I can save my bro, and then bye!
Cassie: Err... Jake... What about the other people? We followed you because you said we'd save them ALL!
Jake: Forget it, I lied! You're cute but so kiddish sometimes! Ok, so what are the new orders, prince Ax?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #505 on: April 06, 2009, 03:31:52 AM »

Tobias (in polar bear morph): <Hi dude, Miss me?? I'm your friend tobias!> (insane laughter)
two-kid-who-bully-him-in-megamorphs: mommmyyy!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #506 on: April 06, 2009, 03:38:35 AM »
That is awesome a cynical Ax, that'd be awesome!



Crayak: Ellimist, I realize we've been at this for eons, but you know what? this last test made me miss Sex and the City, and I just can't have that anymore.

Ellimist: What, we have to call this whole ordeal over because you miss one f*cking episode? I've missed the last season of Heroes because of you! You know what? that's it. I'm resurrecting the Pemalites, reprogramming the Chee, and transporting the Iskoort to the Yeerk homeworld! How do you like those apples? What?!?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #507 on: April 07, 2009, 11:02:21 AM »
Quote from: Bjparker0385 on April 06, 2009, 03:38:35 AM
That is awesome a cynical Ax, that'd be awesome!



Crayak: Ellimist, I realize we've been at this for eons, but you know what? this last test made me miss Sex and the City, and I just can't have that anymore.

Ellimist: What, we have to call this whole ordeal over because you miss one f*cking episode? I've missed the last season of Heroes because of you! You know what? that's it. I'm resurrecting the Pemalites, reprogramming the Chee, and transporting the Iskoort to the Yeerk homeworld! How do you like those apples? What?!?

HAHAH that was awesome I can so see them having arguments like that.


Jake: We somehow got invitations to Visser 3's Slumber party...you think we should go?
Marco: Jake that sounds like a trap
Jake: nonsense the invitation clearly says that it is not a trap
Cassie: let me see (takes card)   
    Dear andalite bandits
        I'm having my annual slumber party. I usually invite all my friends
        this year I'm making an exception and inviting you as well
        please bring your own food its a potluck.

                                                       sincerely
                                                              Visser 3

p.s this is not a trap

Jake: see not a trap
Marco: oh in that case ..I'll bring the coke

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #508 on: April 07, 2009, 11:08:55 AM »
*Elfangor gives speech at construction site*

Marco: YES! Superpowers! Form of a Gorrilla! Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, go!



Incedentally, why were there no power ranger references? The word "morph" is right in the name! It's too easy.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2009, 11:10:26 AM by Nohensen »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #509 on: April 07, 2009, 01:38:25 PM »
haha the slumber party one is great!

and i never thought of that nohensen, but u do have a pt, there def shoulda been a power rangers refeernce at least once in the 54+ book series :-\
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