"Hey mom,"
"Hi, Rachel, how are you?"
"Fine. Mom, I have something to tell you. Maybe you should sit down."
"Uh, oh."
"Oh, it's no big deal it's just that..."
"What?"
"I have this friend..."
"YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!?!"
'I guess you could say that but he's not, exactly a boy, I mean, he is but, he isn't, he can become one for two hours at a time but..."
"JUST SPIT IT OUT!!!!"
"He's a hawk."
"WHAT!?!?! Honey, please explain."
*Rachel explains happy to have found out that her mom is NOT a controller*
"Are you taking drugs?"
"NO! Mom! What kind of person do you think I am!?"
"I-"
"Scratch that, Tobias!"
A bird flutters in.
"AHHHHH!!!!"
Naoimi faints.
<I told you not to.>
"I know, I know. Wanna go see that new 90 minute movie?"
<Sure!>