School
Teacher: And what's your excuse Jake?
Jake: My Andalite ate my homework.
After Tobias finds out his dad is Elfangor
Tobias: So, my mom was human and my dad was an Andalite. Wouldn't that be beastiality?
Marco: No, it's called inter-species erotica.
Interview with Visser 3
Reporter: So, why is it that your are so short-tempered and why are all your morphs such monstrous beasts?
Visser 3: I'm insecure of my small penis.
At Jake's house
Cassie: No, Jake. That's final. It's not happening.
Jake: But pigs have 20 minute orgasms! TWENTY MINUTES!
In dolphin morphs in the ocean
Marco: Wow, I hate to admit it, but you were right Rachel. The water's great today. Tastes a little saltier than usual though.
*sees Tobias on top of Rachel*
Marco: What are you guys do....
*gags*