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Offline Toominator Z

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Bloopers/Gag Reels
« on: September 22, 2008, 03:34:19 PM »
After the end of Chapter 6: The Capture
Marco: Good to have you back Jake. That Yeerk must have been a real headache.
Jake: Real funny Marco. The only reason you guys even noticed he was in my head was because I laughed at one of your jokes.
Marco: And it’s my fault Yeerks have a better sense of humor than humans? And WAY better than Andalites for that matter.
Ax: <I believe the word you are looking for is “worse”. It is the antonym of the word you were using.>
Tobias: <Did Ax just use sarcasm? Yeerk!>

In Tobias and Ax’s woods
Tobias: <So, if you were a war prince and morphed into a female, would that make you a war princess?>

After the end of the war in an alternate reality where Rachel lives
Marco: Isn’t it awkward sleeping with your wife when you’re still stuck in the body of a twelve year old kid?
Tobias: <Nah, I’ve got good genes. I’m hung like a horse.>

More coming soon!
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2008, 07:13:24 AM »
Hahaha, nice job!

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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2008, 08:32:23 AM »
Ha ha! Nice! Post more Toomin!
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2008, 02:23:08 PM »
Ax gets Tobias in a head-lock.
Ax: <Say Uncle!>

Marco and Ax leaving the fair.
Jake: Woah, how did you guys get all that money?!
Marco: I entered Ax in a hot-dog eating contest.

Al Gore sees some hideous beast Visser 3 morphs.
Al Gore: Holy crap, it's Man-Bear-Pig!

A Leeran and Ax in the woods
*female deer runs by*
Leeran: Oh come on Ax, that's disgusting!

At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!



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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2008, 02:34:38 PM »
Hahaha!!  These are great, Toomin :)  Good job, keep up the good work.  What they said...Lol.
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2008, 03:07:27 PM »
Hahaha, I love it!
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2008, 03:47:22 PM »
Haha! Nice, Toomin.
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2008, 04:38:57 PM »
haha nice, the last two were hilarious
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2008, 08:25:19 PM »
Glad you enjoyed 'em guys. I'll try thinking up some more tomorrow. :)
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2008, 08:32:47 PM »
Quote from: Toominator on September 22, 2008, 03:34:19 PM
Marco: Isn’t it awkward sleeping with your wife when you’re still stuck in the body of a twelve year old kid?
Tobias: <Nah, I’ve got good genes. I’m hung like a horse.>

At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!


ROFL LOL LMAO
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2008, 09:30:36 PM »
*can't breathe...laughing. ..hurts...gaaaahh!!!*


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Brilliant, my friend. Truly brilliant.
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2008, 11:39:07 PM »
School
Teacher: And what's your excuse Jake?
Jake: My Andalite ate my homework.

After Tobias finds out his dad is Elfangor
Tobias: So, my mom was human and my dad was an Andalite. Wouldn't that be beastiality?
Marco: No, it's called inter-species erotica.

Interview with Visser 3
Reporter: So, why is it that your are so short-tempered and why are all your morphs such monstrous beasts?
Visser 3: I'm insecure of my small penis.

At Jake's house
Cassie: No, Jake. That's final. It's not happening.
Jake: But pigs have 20 minute orgasms! TWENTY MINUTES!

In dolphin morphs in the ocean
Marco: Wow, I hate to admit it, but you were right Rachel. The water's great today. Tastes a little saltier than usual though.
*sees Tobias on top of Rachel*
Marco: What are you guys do....
*gags*
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2008, 12:08:05 AM »
Quote from: Toominator on September 23, 2008, 02:23:08 PM
Ax gets Tobias in a head-lock.
Ax: <Say Uncle!>

ROFL!

Great thread, but isn't this the same as the "Things the Animorphs would never say" thread?
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2008, 04:05:11 AM »
Quote from: Truth on September 24, 2008, 12:08:05 AM
Great thread, but isn't this the same as the "Things the Animorphs would never say" thread?

It is similar, but its not the same.

Hahaha.. inter-species erotica... pure gold, man!
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2008, 04:40:27 AM »
Do not get these:

Quote from: Toominator on September 23, 2008, 02:23:08 PM
A Leeran and Ax in the woods
*female deer runs by*
Leeran: Oh come on Ax, that's disgusting!

At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!
Quote from: Toominator on September 23, 2008, 11:39:07 PM
School
At Jake's house
Cassie: No, Jake. That's final. It's not happening.
Jake: But pigs have 20 minute orgasms! TWENTY MINUTES!
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