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Animorphs Section => Animorphs Forum Classic => Topic started by: Estelore on July 10, 2008, 09:04:13 AM
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Okay, folks, this thread is meant to be funny, overall, so I'd like to set down a few guidelines.
First, no matter how much you think you hate the original ending, it IS NOT TO BE POSTED HERE!! Do you understand? If you want to rant about it, take it to another thread.
Second, please, let's all be nice and civil with one another. I can be just as snarky as the worst of us, but I generally choose not to, and you can do the same.
Thank you.
The Game: Re-Write the Ending. Make it as pathetically, disappointingly awful as you are capable of making it.
Then, be thankful that K.A. DIDN'T write it that way. ;D
I'll begin. By the way, my name isn't what I say that it is, in this version of the ending, so don't get any ideas.
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My name is Alice JakeMarcoRachelTobiasCassieAximili-Esgarrouth-IsthillEsplin 9466Elfangor-Sirinial-ShamtulDak HameeAldrea-Iskilion-FalanAzure Level, Seven Spar, Extension Two, Down-Messenger Forty-OneFatherThe One.
(I am worlds. I am endless. I contain multitudes!)
I can't tell you who I am, or where I live, because if THEY find us...well...we just won't LET them find us....
"Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about!"
"Miss, I'm going to have to sedate you if you don't calm down."
WHAT?! A needle! No! I have to tell someone!
"No. Impossible!! You're one of THEM!! Let me go! Unhand me!"
"Alice, this will only hurt for a moment."
"YEERK! YEERK! YEERK!"
I feel a sting, and everything is black and silent.
The nightmare. It's back.
"Ram the Blade Ship."
I wake up screaming.
"YAAAHHHHH!!!? WHERE AM I?! Who am I? Why can't I remember anything?"
"Miss Alice, you are in the Shady Grove Sanitorium. You've been placed in our care by your mother, whom you attacked five years ago, claiming that there was a parasitic alien slug controlling her brain. Do you remember, now?"
"WHAT?!"
"Your doctors have diagnosed you with a split-personality disorder. For the past five years of your life, you've been hallucinating fantastical stories from different personalities. Stories of aliens and shape-shifters, and an invading group that took over peoples brains. You finally started to recover, but then...one of your personalities appeared to have...well...died. You went into a coma for another year...and you just woke up."
"Rachel! Where is Rachel?!"
"What? Where is whom?"
"RACHEL!! What have you done with her?"
He glanced down at the chart in his hand.
"Mmm-hmmmn. Rachel. She was your favourite personality, as I recall. Very violent. That was the one that tried to kill your mother. Fortunately, she 'died', but that was what threw you INTO the coma. Do you know what it was that brought you out?"
"Oh, no. No. NOOO!! Rachel can't be dead!! Impossible!! But...so vivid...'Ram the Blade Ship!'"
"Oh, yes. You've been repeating that phrase over and over again, for the past hour. It's how we knew that you were coming around. Alice, what is a Blade Ship?"
"It's Visser Three's personal transport and fighter."
"And...who is this 'Vis-ser Three'?"
"He's the leader of the Yeerk invasion against Earth."
"And what are Yeerks?"
I realised that I recognized this man. Balding, stout...loafers and a tweed jacket....
No.
"You."
I leapt at Chapman and drove my make-shift knife into his throat.
As blood gouted from the cut, I felt strong arms hauling me away.
I heard someone say,
"Make it permanent this time. It's more humane, and she's upsetting the other patients."
A needle found a vein in my neck, and I was HOME!!!
I was home. Flying high above a meadow, alone and peaceful.
<Tobias!> I called.
<Rachel? Is that you?>
<I'm home, Tobias! I'm home forever, now!>
The two of us, an eagle and a hawk, flew away into the endless sunset.
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So. Whaddayathink of my little writing exercise? Post some of your own! I'm curious to see what you create!
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confusing. very confusing. definitely glad K.A. didn't write that way.
ok i'll try
My name is Rachel....yada yada yada yada...this part's pretty much same as the book...skip all the way to just before rachel is about to be bitten by tom in cobra morph.
some random controller: <sir. andalites!>
tom: <no this is an animorphs. a human. not an andalite>
rachel: <No! the Andalite fleet.>
on the pool ship...
ax: <prince jake. the andalite feet has reached the earth.>
Jake: <not on my watch> *some crappy theme song plays*
marco: <you can't do anything if the pool ship's down>
visser three: <destroying the earth is my glory. my win. no!> *starts pounding the floor with his fists (which must really hurt a lot), and crying like a baby*
and then the andalites blow up earth. what they didn't expect, is that the inside of earth is made with a special kind of liquid that made the earth send it's pieces flying through space when it blew up. and some of those pieces came and destroyed the pool ship, the blade ship, and the andalite fleet.
Tobias: <Rachel!>
Rachel: <I'm fine...maybe not.>
Jake: <I'm alive>
Marco: <Alive? we're floating in SPACE...without a space suit.>
Cassie: <the earth's gone...>
ax <I just wanna die>
and the animorphs slowly die in space. the earth is gone.
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LOL tht if that were the ending I would have been pissed. And I had to read Estelore's 2 times before I understood it.
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That's part of why I enjoyed writing it. ;D
The REAL question of mine is whether or not the girl dreamt it up (but if it really happened, then she can't exist, can she?).
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That's part of why I enjoyed writing it. ;D
The REAL question of mine is whether or not the girl dreamt it up (but if it really happened, then she can't exist, can she?).
I thought it was pretty good.
I've seen some Harry Potter fanfiction with similar concepts - Harry's not a wizard, he's just crazy - but I've never sat and read through an entire one.
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lol Estelore, very funny ^_^ and even if I'm French, I read only ONCE and UNDERSTOOD lol ;D
Morfowt, yours is "funny" too ^_^' ...and then Remnants begin? lol
I'm not really good in English, but I'll try:
(when Rachel gonna kill Tom)
<No!> Tom cried in outrage.
I brought my paw to my mouth.
<Sorry,> I said vaguely.
<Jake stop her!> The Yeerk screamed with Tom's mouth. <Please Rachel, stop, just stop, and listen!>
I stoped and looked at the snake.
<What do you want, Yeerk? Wanna say a last word before death?>
<No, I don't wanna die... Just... Look, you don't wanna kill your own cousin, ok? Then... Let's do a game, if you win I give you back Tom... and if I win, you let us go away, ok?>
I thought a moment, then...
<Ok, what game?>
<Rock-paper-scissors?>
<... ok, let's go... But you guy, demorph at first!>
They demorphed and then I.
We made a circle.
<What are you doing, stupid folks?!> said Jake on the screen.
- I'm saving your brother, a*****e.
- You're not a kid any more!!
< In fact, Great Jake, Rachel's still a kid...> Marco.
< No way, kill him now!> Jake.
- Shhh, let me concentrate! I said, and then to Tom: ok, let's begin.
- Rock...paper...scis sors! we shooted together.
Two rocks... s***.
- Again.
- Rock...paper...scis sors!
Yeah! A scissor for him, and I played a rock!
- I won! Now leave this body!
- Ok, ok then... But my friends will protect me.
And I saw a slug go out from Tom's ear. Degusting! The slug fell on the floor, and... began to morph!
Few minutes later, I had two tom in front of me. One terrified and the other... nude!
- Oh! I didn't know you were so cute, Tommy! I laughted.
- Shut up, shooted the two Toms.
They drove(?) back to Earth and we left the Blade Ship.
- Bye, Yeerks! Have a good trip!
- Bye, you stupid Humans! Have a good day with Visser Three!
And then they left.
(ok, it isn't really the end, but I won't write a full book here and now ^_^')
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Okay, folks, this thread is meant to be funny, overall, so I'd like to set down a few guidelines.
First, no matter how much you think you hate the original ending, it IS NOT TO BE POSTED HERE!! Do you understand? If you want to rant about it, take it to another thread.
Second, please, let's all be nice and civil with one another. I can be just as snarky as the worst of us, but I generally choose not to, and you can do the same.
Thank you.
The Game: Re-Write the Ending. Make it as pathetically, disappointingly awful as you are capable of making it.
Then, be thankful that K.A. DIDN'T write it that way. ;D
I'll begin. By the way, my name isn't what I say that it is, in this version of the ending, so don't get any ideas.
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My name is Alice JakeMarcoRachelTobiasCassieAximili-Esgarrouth-IsthillEsplin 9466Elfangor-Sirinial-ShamtulDak HameeAldrea-Iskilion-FalanAzure Level, Seven Spar, Extension Two, Down-Messenger Forty-OneFatherThe One.
(I am worlds. I am endless. I contain multitudes!)
I can't tell you who I am, or where I live, because if THEY find us...well...we just won't LET them find us....
"Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about!"
"Miss, I'm going to have to sedate you if you don't calm down."
WHAT?! A needle! No! I have to tell someone!
"No. Impossible!! You're one of THEM!! Let me go! Unhand me!"
"Alice, this will only hurt for a moment."
"YEERK! YEERK! YEERK!"
I feel a sting, and everything is black and silent.
The nightmare. It's back.
"Ram the Blade Ship."
I wake up screaming.
"YAAAHHHHH!!!? WHERE AM I?! Who am I? Why can't I remember anything?"
"Miss Alice, you are in the Shady Grove Sanitorium. You've been placed in our care by your mother, whom you attacked five years ago, claiming that there was a parasitic alien slug controlling her brain. Do you remember, now?"
"WHAT?!"
"Your doctors have diagnosed you with a split-personality disorder. For the past five years of your life, you've been hallucinating fantastical stories from different personalities. Stories of aliens and shape-shifters, and an invading group that took over peoples brains. You finally started to recover, but then...one of your personalities appeared to have...well...died. You went into a coma for another year...and you just woke up."
"Rachel! Where is Rachel?!"
"What? Where is whom?"
"RACHEL!! What have you done with her?"
He glanced down at the chart in his hand.
"Mmm-hmmmn. Rachel. She was your favourite personality, as I recall. Very violent. That was the one that tried to kill your mother. Fortunately, she 'died', but that was what threw you INTO the coma. Do you know what it was that brought you out?"
"Oh, no. No. NOOO!! Rachel can't be dead!! Impossible!! But...so vivid...'Ram the Blade Ship!'"
"Oh, yes. You've been repeating that phrase over and over again, for the past hour. It's how we knew that you were coming around. Alice, what is a Blade Ship?"
"It's Visser Three's personal transport and fighter."
"And...who is this 'Vis-ser Three'?"
"He's the leader of the Yeerk invasion against Earth."
"And what are Yeerks?"
I realised that I recognized this man. Balding, stout...loafers and a tweed jacket....
No.
"You."
I leapt at Chapman and drove my make-shift knife into his throat.
As blood gouted from the cut, I felt strong arms hauling me away.
I heard someone say,
"Make it permanent this time. It's more humane, and she's upsetting the other patients."
A needle found a vein in my neck, and I was HOME!!!
I was home. Flying high above a meadow, alone and peaceful.
<Tobias!> I called.
<Rachel? Is that you?>
<I'm home, Tobias! I'm home forever, now!>
The two of us, an eagle and a hawk, flew away into the endless sunset.
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So. Whaddayathink of my little writing exercise? Post some of your own! I'm curious to see what you create!
I think the girl should have been Cassie. Maybe.
I can't really think of one a whole lot worse than the real one. Unless I had The One assimilate Jake and the others, then use them to conquer Earth.
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Nah. Cassie was just a part of her, the moralizing superego. Rachel was the one that held her sympathy, which is why it hurt so much to lose her, and why she essentially 'became' Rachel, in her final hallucination as they put her out.
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lol Estelore, very funny ^_^ and even if I'm French, I read only ONCE and UNDERSTOOD lol ;D
Morfowt, yours is "funny" too ^_^' ...and then Remnants begin? lol
I'm not really good in English, but I'll try:
(when Rachel gonna kill Tom)
<No!> Tom cried in outrage.
I brought my paw to my mouth.
<Sorry,> I said vaguely.
<Jake stop her!> The Yeerk screamed with Tom's mouth. <Please Rachel, stop, just stop, and listen!>
I stoped and looked at the snake.
<What do you want, Yeerk? Wanna say a last word before death?>
<No, I don't wanna die... Just... Look, you don't wanna kill your own cousin, ok? Then... Let's do a game, if you win I give you back Tom... and if I win, you let us go away, ok?>
I thought a moment, then...
<Ok, what game?>
<Rock-paper-scissors?>
<... ok, let's go... But you guy, demorph at first!>
They demorphed and then I.
We made a circle.
<What are you doing, stupid folks?!> said Jake on the screen.
- I'm saving your brother, a*****e.
- You're not a kid any more!!
< In fact, Great Jake, Rachel's still a kid...> Marco.
< No way, kill him now!> Jake.
- Shhh, let me concentrate! I said, and then to Tom: ok, let's begin.
- Rock...paper...scis sors! we shooted together.
Two rocks... s***.
- Again.
- Rock...paper...scis sors!
Yeah! A scissor for him, and I played a rock!
- I won! Now leave this body!
- Ok, ok then... But my friends will protect me.
And I saw a slug go out from Tom's ear. Degusting! The slug fell on the floor, and... began to morph!
Few minutes later, I had two tom in front of me. One terrified and the other... nude!
- Oh! I didn't know you were so cute, Tommy! I laughted.
- Shut up, shooted the two Toms.
They drove(?) back to Earth and we left the Blade Ship.
- Bye, Yeerks! Have a good trip!
- Bye, you stupid Humans! Have a good day with Visser Three!
And then they left.
(ok, it isn't really the end, but I won't write a full book here and now ^_^')
Um....ok :explode: :sign0069:
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I actually quite liked yours Estelore.
1) And so the Animorphs and all their alien friends lived happily ever after... :barf:
2) The Animorphs set out to save the world... world saved! Yeerk invasion cancelled! It's a Mini adventure...
3) Ax: <You Daspen filth! You killed my father!?
Visser Three: <No Aximili, I am your father!>
Ax: <Noooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
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now that'd be a bad ending...usually I like happy endings, but animorphs is the kind that should not have a happy ending.
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These are all equally terrible. LOL, good job guys.
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After the Animorphs save the world, the Ellimist erases all of their memories of the war, and subsiquently any character developement they've gone through during the series. To top it all off, if anyone gives them any reminder of what they've been through, they'll die.
Yes, that was a slam at Russel T Davies.
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ouch. now that one's bad
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I thought of another ending.
so this ending, narration starts with jake
Jake: I will defeat you visser one, if it's the last thing I do
Visser one: go ahead and try
Jake: I play all 5 pieces of exodia. Exodia. obliterate!
Visser One: no!
ax: Prince jake, the andalite fleet!
jake: no problem ax. *some cheesy theme song* I play rageki. destroy all the andalite ships.
tobias: jake, rachel, she...
jake: magic box!
rachel appears on the pool ship and visser one appears on the blade ship, dead.
jake: I have defeated the yeerks, stopped the andalites, and saved the earth *another cheesy theme song*
The End.
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3) Ax: <You Daspen filth! You killed my father!?
Visser Three: <No Aximili, I am your father!>
Ax: <Noooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
Love it :D
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Marco: Oh no Jake! It's the Pool ship!
Cassie: What do we do?
Jake: (Voltes V team song) Let Volt in!
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Um....ok :explode: :sign0069:
? Excuse-me? ^_^' You really didn't like? T_T I did what I could in English and in few minutes ^_^'
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Um....ok :explode: :sign0069:
? Excuse-me? ^_^' You really didn't like? T_T I did what I could in English and in few minutes ^_^'
um...I think he just didn't understand it.
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So it's my English who is too bad T_T
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Haha guys, these are great...let me give it a shot...
There we were, in a ship that would've made Rachel proud. It purred like a big cat, looming above the Blade Ship.
"There's no sound in space!" Ax shouted. He had morphed Tom Brokaw several years back and enjoyed moderate success as an impersonator.
"Ax, really, I'm trying to think here," Jake said flatly, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"I wonder if The One will want to date me," Marco sighed. "I am irresistable to all forms of life."
<Why are we here if Ax is already on the ship?> Tobias demands, but no one listens. <Why is Cassie here? Come to think of it, why am I here...>
"That thing isn't alive," snapped the random Italian soldier whose name no one could remember. He'd really just come on board to watch Airplane! with us, and eat all of our potato chips.
"It's...a ham sandwich?" Cassie wondered aloud, as the shifting mass on the holoscreen turned into a giant ham sandwich with a toothpick in it.
"That's it," Jake growled. "We ain't letting this b**** take over the universe." He put the Yeerkish Imperial Dodge Viper, Cruise Class, into gear.
The ham sandwich glared at Jake.
Jake glared right back.
"Yippee kiyay, motherf**--"
SNAPPP!
Jake kicked the video game machine. "Oh, man, I can't believe this. Goddamn Troll..."
"Nether Fjord again?" Marco asks, sidling up next to him, drinking a soda from a sippy cup.
"Yup," Jake sighs. "Come on, I'm starving. I've got the strangest hankering for a ham sandwich."
And they skip off into the sunset. In the mall.
...Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aame XD
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Maco to Jake: "I always loved you"
Jake: "I know"
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After the Animorphs save the world, the Ellimist erases all of their memories of the war, and subsiquently any character developement they've gone through during the series. To top it all off, if anyone gives them any reminder of what they've been through, they'll die.
Yes, that was a slam at Russel T Davies.
Don't be silly! What kind of series would end like that?! ;)
I thought of another ending.
so this ending, narration starts with jake
Jake: I will defeat you visser one, if it's the last thing I do
Visser one: go ahead and try
Jake: I play all 5 pieces of exodia. Exodia. obliterate!
Visser One: no!
ax: Prince jake, the andalite fleet!
jake: no problem ax. *some cheesy theme song* I play rageki. destroy all the andalite ships.
tobias: jake, rachel, she...
jake: magic box!
rachel appears on the pool ship and visser one appears on the blade ship, dead.
jake: I have defeated the yeerks, stopped the andalites, and saved the earth *another cheesy theme song*
The End.
Oh you did not just make fun of Yu-Gi-Oh! You better be a fan, otherwise you're in big trouble! You have to be a fan of YGO to make fun of it!
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After the Animorphs save the world, the Ellimist erases all of their memories of the war, and subsiquently any character developement they've gone through during the series. To top it all off, if anyone gives them any reminder of what they've been through, they'll die.
Yes, that was a slam at Russel T Davies.
There are, of course, always ways around these things. As I recall it is also impossible to move between parallel worlds.
I am so saving Donna!
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I am so saving Donna!
Shhzhzhzhh....XD I still haven't seen the new season yet. Wahhh.
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I am so saving Donna!
Shhzhzhzhh....XD I still haven't seen the new season yet. Wahhh.
Neither have I! I just saw the last 2 episodes! ;D
And besides, nobody said she was dead...
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My friends keep telling me I can just watch the last three episodes...but I have to wait for them to sit me down with their magical downloads...*runs around in circles until then*
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I thought of another ending.
so this ending, narration starts with jake
Jake: I will defeat you visser one, if it's the last thing I do
Visser one: go ahead and try
Jake: I play all 5 pieces of exodia. Exodia. obliterate!
Visser One: no!
ax: Prince jake, the andalite fleet!
jake: no problem ax. *some cheesy theme song* I play rageki. destroy all the andalite ships.
tobias: jake, rachel, she...
jake: magic box!
rachel appears on the pool ship and visser one appears on the blade ship, dead.
jake: I have defeated the yeerks, stopped the andalites, and saved the earth *another cheesy theme song*
The End.
Oh you did not just make fun of Yu-Gi-Oh! You better be a fan, otherwise you're in big trouble! You have to be a fan of YGO to make fun of it!
oh. then it's a good thing I am a fan. I wasn't making of fun of YGO or at least not trying too. it just wouldn't work for animorphs.
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Wait, Estelore, was that inspired by American McGee's Alice? I was just struck by a remarkable similarity.
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oh. then it's a good thing I am a fan. I wasn't making of fun of YGO or at least not trying too. it just wouldn't work for animorphs.
Then you may live to die another day... :)
And I've thought of another awful ending: And so Visser Three finally saw the error of his ways, apologised to all his victims and devoted the rest of his life to peace and charity...
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oh. then it's a good thing I am a fan. I wasn't making of fun of YGO or at least not trying too. it just wouldn't work for animorphs.
Then you may live to die another day... :)
why does that not make me feel better :P
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Because its thinking that your leg was broken into 6 pieces... then finding out it was just broken in 2.... :p
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After the Animorphs save the world, the Ellimist erases all of their memories of the war, and subsiquently any character developement they've gone through during the series. To top it all off, if anyone gives them any reminder of what they've been through, they'll die.
Yes, that was a slam at Russel T Davies.
There are, of course, always ways around these things. As I recall it is also impossible to move between parallel worlds.
I am so saving Donna!
I have this one idea for a fanfic involving Torchwood and Retcon. Just have to get my lazy butt into gear and actually write it.
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After the Animorphs save the world, the Ellimist erases all of their memories of the war, and subsiquently any character developement they've gone through during the series. To top it all off, if anyone gives them any reminder of what they've been through, they'll die.
Yes, that was a slam at Russel T Davies.
Don't be silly! What kind of series would end like that?! ;)
I thought of another ending.
so this ending, narration starts with jake
Jake: I will defeat you visser one, if it's the last thing I do
Visser one: go ahead and try
Jake: I play all 5 pieces of exodia. Exodia. obliterate!
Visser One: no!
ax: Prince jake, the andalite fleet!
jake: no problem ax. *some cheesy theme song* I play rageki. destroy all the andalite ships.
tobias: jake, rachel, she...
jake: magic box!
rachel appears on the pool ship and visser one appears on the blade ship, dead.
jake: I have defeated the yeerks, stopped the andalites, and saved the earth *another cheesy theme song*
The End.
Oh you did not just make fun of Yu-Gi-Oh! You better be a fan, otherwise you're in big trouble! You have to be a fan of YGO to make fun of it!
Im defiently not a fan of Yu-Gi-Oh but tht doesn' stop me from constantly makign fun of it and ppl at my school tht still collect Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon cards or watch the show but they're all a bunch of giant nerds anyway so they would've been made fun of even if they weren't fans ;D LOL but ur still cool Phoenix
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If Jake woke up and it was ALL a dream! :P
Talk about a stab in the back to the fans!
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actually, estelore made an ending that was pretty much just that, a dream.
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I agree with Blue, I understood, even if I don't watch Yugioh...
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If Jake woke up and it was ALL a dream! :P
Talk about a stab in the back to the fans!
Aw, actually I would like that. Jake would go into Tom's room and give him a big hug, lol. Aww, now I'm sad because that's not at all how it happened....
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If Jake woke up and it was ALL a dream! :P
Talk about a stab in the back to the fans!
That actually happened in "The Familiar"!
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what? It wasn't a dream in the familiar, the yeerks took over the world...
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It was an ambiguous dream.
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I had to search ambiguous on dictionary.com :P
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Lol, smart words :) :)
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After the Animorphs save the world, the Ellimist erases all of their memories of the war, and subsiquently any character developement they've gone through during the series. To top it all off, if anyone gives them any reminder of what they've been through, they'll die.
Yes, that was a slam at Russel T Davies.
There are, of course, always ways around these things. As I recall it is also impossible to move between parallel worlds.
I am so saving Donna!
I have this one idea for a fanfic involving Torchwood and Retcon. Just have to get my lazy butt into gear and actually write it.
Will Torchwood be encoutering the Yeerks and the Animorphs?
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After the Animorphs save the world, the Ellimist erases all of their memories of the war, and subsiquently any character developement they've gone through during the series. To top it all off, if anyone gives them any reminder of what they've been through, they'll die.
Yes, that was a slam at Russel T Davies.
OWWWWWW my heart! DONNA!!!!
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The Animorphs all turn into ****roach Nothlits.
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Jake gets the TimeMatrix and kills the first yeerks. :(
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The Animorphs all turn into ****roach Nothlits.
How did my post get changed?
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Well maybe it was because the word **** is in ****roach.
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During the final battle in 53...
"Erek, what the heck are yo -- stop draining the power! Erek!"
I was freaking out. Erek was bringing the power too low. The ship would be incapable of staying in orbit because plot. It was about to crash.
Erek hurried up to us. He wasn't doing anything. He wasn't draining the power.
Who was?
"Jake, we seem to have lost," Erek stated sadly.
"What's going on?"
"My mortal enemies are back."
"Who?"
It appeared difficult for Erek to even speak of them.
"The... the..."
Things were going downhill quickly. He had to speed up and stop being dramatic!
"Erek, who the heck is it?!"
"The... oh gosh... the... the... man... the..."
"EREK! WHO THE [insert profanity here] ARE THE [profanity] MONSTERS WHO DID THIS [puh-rofanity] THING?!??!?!?!?!?!1/1/1/1/11/11111111?!!?!"
"The... the... the cats."
And we began our fatal descent.
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Well maybe it was because the word **** is in ****roach.
But it's always spelled out in the books!
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****roach.
Yeah. This forum must automatically assume it's a swear. You can take that word and pair it with other words to make a compound swear, so I guess it assumed that roach + (beep) = swear.
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****roach.
Yeah. This forum must automatically assume it's a swear. You can take that word and pair it with other words to make a compound swear, so I guess it assumed that roach + (beep) = swear.
****roach. ****pit. "****roach".
The Invasion: Broiled Animorphs.
The Predator: Visser 3 discovers Visser 1's attempt to free the Animorphs via cameras he cleverly installed, has both Visser 1 and the Animorphs executed.
The Departure: a few days after Aftran releases Karen, the Yeerks realize that Keran is no longer reporting on her father, investigate, discover that Karen is no longer a Controller, reinfest her, and discover the true nature of the Animorphs.
Megamorphs 1: Cassie misses her target, goes splat.
Megamorphs 2: Animorphs flattened by asteroid.
MM3: Animorphs accidentley erase themselves from history.
MM4: Visser 3 blows up Earth.
The Beginning: Jake's parents say to him: [spoiler]You send your cousin on a suicide mission to kill your brother?????. You are SO GROUNDED![/spoiler].